So I wrote some FANFICTION OF THE LONG WALK TYPE OVER AT caineslayer.

Priscilla always makes me angry because of how she treated Peter (not that he was like a super-amazing gentleman all the time, lol), but I couldn't get the idea out of my head that she actually still had feelings for him even after all their bullshit.

And that story was born. D:

Cause I'm always like, "THAT CHICK IS SUCH A BITCH, HOW DARE SHE." Of course, Peter was telling his side of things to Ray...

... but then again the bitch did slice his face open.

WHAT CAN I SAY? I tried to make her look human and still fit in with Peter's story of his scar. I TRIED.

YAY FOR IT BEING FRIDAY. :D

I'm gonna post the first part of the Star Wars/Bioshock crossover/mash-up thing here soon, so I figure this post is needed for anyone who is into the Star Wars: EU (post-RotJ) and has no idea what the hell a Bioshock is. I would do one of these for the Star Wars aspect of the story too, but there's really nothing Star Wars-specific to it. If you've read the EU, you'll know these characters and their traits. If you haven't then it'll just be like a cracktastical Bioshock fanfiction, complete with crack, wtf moments and more crack. :D

Just a short little intro of many yays to TEH UNDERWTAER WOLRD OF BOISHOCK. XD

( BIOSHOCK INTRODUCTION/GLOSSARY. )


BUT HERE IS MY CAST LIST DRAMATIS PERSONAE, LOL. Well, okay, not really. Just characters in/mentioned in the story.

And I mean some of these are characters who are only even just mentioned once -- and their Star Wars counterparts. I just had to make a list of Star Wars counterparts. MUAHAHAHAH~

Alana Dooley Soloman (Allana)
Andrew "Andy" Soloman (Anakin Solo)
Drake (Droekle)
Ezekiel/"Zeke" (Zekk)
Isaak (Isolder)
Jackson Fellows (Jagged Fel)
Jane Soloman (Jaina Solo)
Jase Soloman (Jacen Solo)
Karen Wells (Taryn Zel)
Kip Durant (Kyp Durron)
Kristin Wells (Trista Zel)
Louie (Lowbacca -- "Lowie")
Raymond Thurston (Raynar Thul)
Tanith Kendall Dooley (Tenel Ka Djo)
Teneil Dooley (Teneniel Djo)
Victoria "Torry" Tela (Tahiri Veila)

(EEEHEHEHE, TENEL KA THE REDHEAD WITH HER IRISH LAST NAME. XD)

So I'll start posting this shiz like tomorrow or something. Something something.

So it's a little more than three paragraphs and pretty much only makes sense if you know what happens in the LotF series, but wow. I am suddenly a fan of writing Zekk and Tenel Ka like nasty masterminds. Also, the mental image of them lounging around in the gardens is just hot. I don't know what it is. I think it's all the green mixed with all that black/gray/copper. And touchy-feely Zekk. D:


( Especially those two selfish twin children of Han and Leia. )

THE SANDLOT IS ON. <3 "FOREVER. FOREVER. FOOOORRREEEVVVEEERRR."

You know, it's a miracle I ever get any stories written/finished at all. And this post is an example of that. Here I give you 18 (and this isn't even all of them :|) tiny snippets of unfinished stories of mine -- original and fanfiction. One day I will finish them all. Seriously. Dammit. For real.

THESE ARE LIKE LITTLE WINDOWS TO MY SOUL OR SOME SPIRITUAL BULLSHIT. XD

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There were times in bed, when she was pressed between the wall and his body, that she could hear him snoring quietly and she would curl up against his back and run her fingers up and down his spine, thinking about the name "Priscilla McVries" -- it had a nice ring to it. [ STEPHEN KING/THE LONG WALK -- LUCKY HER ]

---

And with that, Tenel Ka crumbled to the ground, burying her face into the carpet of the long and empty corridor. In only a few days she had lost the three most important things she had left in her life.

The three only things. [ STAR WARS -- DEFEAT ]

---

Zekk pulled Allana into his lap, the little girl nuzzling her head into his chest and wrapping her arms around him. He could feel her eyes watering up against his shirt, the warm tears soaking through and the sniffles hitting his ears, muffled and quiet. Zekk sensed that she felt safe in his arms, which struck him as odd, since usually she hid from him when she saw his tall and lanky form and his mess of ebony hair. "Are you okay?" He asked quietly.

She said nothing for a few moments.

"Mommy talks in her sleep. She says stuff about Daddy," she said suddenly. [ STAR WARS -- FILICIDE ]

---

Falling to his knees beside his brother, Branch buried his head in his brother's uniform jacket, his tears finally trickling from his bright blue eyes and onto the embroidered patch sewn on the left pocket. Their school seal soaked up most of his tears, the emblem growing a darker crimson and a navy blue as he sobbed over his brother's chest.

"What the fuck do you want from us?!" He screamed finally, over his brother, spit flying from his parted lips and angry, bloodshot eyes shut against the surroundings.

Nothing responded to him, not that he expected it to. It had just killed, therefore it would be a good while before it would strike again. [ ORIGINAL -- CURRENTLY UNTITLED ]

---

( More original, along with lots of Star Wars fanfiction (Taryn/Zekk, J/TK, etc.), Bioshock/SW, Bioshock, Myst, Stephen King... so much shit, dude. O_O )

...what should I finish first? D:

OKAY. BIOSHOCK AND STAR WARS. There is so much shit I've written that it has to be split up into a couple parts, WTF I KNOW. D: But I am so in love with this. I haven't been this excited by anything I've written in awhile.

I have a dorky/darling/dirty moment with Jase and Jane in one of the parts. It's creepy cause it's borderline Jacen/Jaina -- and this is because Jase is drunk off his fucking rocker and Jane is like, lol you dumbshit, it's me. I've done this before, you see. But the darling comes in because Jane is all, "awww little twin bro, you're such an illegal workaholic and you will catch a break soon, i promise." And she gives him a kiss on his drunk-ass, booze-smelly forehead and he's all, "zzzzzzzz"

Oh and the part where Jane and Jase are looking at Kip at Eve's Garden (Jane's place of employment, HELL YES <3) and he's all jealous of Jase cause he's close to Jane -- even though he knows they're TWIN SIBLINGS -- and Jane is like LOL LET'S PISS HIM OFF. So she whispers something in Jase's ear and massively!horribly!drunk!Kip Durant FLIPS HIS SHIT.

( Even though we look exactly alike? )

And these are the kinds of reasons why I'm having so much fun with this story. XD

(I am so not guilty of Jacen/Jaina 'shipping, I swear. *shifty eyes*)

Alright, but Andy does falls asleep with his head on Jase's leg and it's the cutest thing ever. <3 Solo kids = OT3.

(I can totally see Jacen and Jaina doing this:

Jase was about to ask more about this "Torry", until Jane elbowed him in the side gently. "Don't look to your right."

Instantly turning his head to the right, Jane elbowed him in the side again. "I said don't look!")


Haha, before I post this story I will totally make a little guide/glossary so everyone can understand both the SW and the Bioshock sides of the story, cause sometimes I even forget stuff myself. XD

Alright, so I took this Bioshock/SW shit even a step further. Oh my gawwwd, I am having way too much fun with this. I LOVE IT. HAHHAH~

Names mentioned so far in the story:
Jase Soloman
Jane Soloman
Andrew "Andy" Soloman
Tanith Kendall
Raymond Thurston
Louie (such a hairy boy)
Kip Durant (drunkard!)
Ezekiel ("Zeke")
Jack Fellows

     "Guess who I saw at the Kashmir Restaurant the other night?" He cocked a slender eyebrow as he reached over and took the apple from where Jase had discarded it behind him.
     "What were you doing at the Kashmir Restaurant?"
     "I was sneaking into the kitchens and stealing food. What else?" Ezekiel scoffed and took an enthusiastic bite from the fruit.
     Jase scowled. "How about you get a job?"
     "How 'bout you shut up?" He responded, flecks of apple flying from his lips.

ZEEEEEEEEEKE. <33333

Speaking of writing -- I've been working on Absolved and all I have to say is writing Bitchface!Gadell again feels SO AMAZING. O_O

I forgot how much I love this song.

MUAHAHA, the episode of So You Think You Can Dance tonight = auditions in Washington D.C.! XD

On a completely random note -- I am writing a Jacen/Tenel Ka short story that is a crossover with Bioshock. And by crossover I don't mean "LOL SANDER COHEN MEET JACEN SOLO! WHERE AM I?! WHAT IS THIS SILLY PELLET SHOOTING GUN?" I mean, I am sticking these two into Rapture and just running with it like they've been on Earth all their lives. It might kind of be in the same oddly disconnected vein as Jagula, Dr. Zekkyll, Lowzilla and the Phantom of Carida -- but in a more serious (and vintage-1940's pervy <3) kind of way.

Their names in the story? Tanith Kendall and Jase Soloman. YES.

(This is also in addition to Jase's siblings, twin sister Jane and little brother Andrew. MOOHAHAHAHA~)

STAR WARS/BIOSHOCK = OTP.

I never realized how fun it is to write them in a setting that's not LOL BLASTERS AND LIGHTSABERS AND THE FORCE IN YOUR FACE LIGHT AND DARK YAY WAR ALL AROUND US ALL THE TIIIIME!!!1111 Also, Jacen Solo Jase Soloman saying "fuck this" = LOL YES. And you know I will totally insert little jokes into it pertaining to the canon SW storyline. Like skirts. And animals. And Jaina's harem. And the missing arm.

I'm also kind of mixing up the canon (haha like it's not effed enough already by putting them in Rapture) --

Basically the Soloman's (Han and Leia) sent their kids Jase, Jane and Andrew (Jacen, Jaina and Anakin) down to Rapture (the Academy) because they are "gifted" (have the Force) and they thought the kids would fit in good with Andrew Ryan's vision of LOL AWESOMENESS. But the children end up following their own paths: Jase delivers food (hottest delivery boy ever) and smuggles stuff from the surface, Jane dances at a burlesque joint and Andrew guts fish for a living (Jacen goes absolutely batshit, Jaina loves her some boys and... more boys and Anakin uh, dies). So see, it's just like canon! Parents let kids go crazy! :D

Oh oh oh, and Andrew swipes a Telekinesis plasmid so the brothers get to have some fun pretending they have the Force.

I LOVE THE DIRTY SOLOMAN CHILDREN. XD


(OH AND NOW ANOTHER IDEA WHERE JASE AND TANITH HAVE ALANA [see, I totally just took out an extra L] AND THEY THREATEN TO TURN HER INTO A LITTLE SISTER AND JASE LOSES HIS SHIT AND KILLS LOTS OF PEOPLE.)

HEHEHE. I keep writing this crap, I don't get it. Wait, yes I do. I'm still trying to fill that FANDOM-HOLE IN MY FANGIRL-HEART.

I know the details on this are fuzzy, but I haven't read Star by Star in FOREVER. If I recall correctly, they didn't split into groups until after Anakin died, but WHATEVER. This idea WOULDN'T LEAVE MY HEAD.

FANFICTION. STAR BY STAR (AU-ISH). JACEN AND TENEL KA (& GANNER!!!!!)! Yay for JealousBitch!NJO-Jacen~! I haven't toyed with his emotions him in so long! :D


( Are you jealous of Ganner? )

I am hungry but I need to go to bed. D:

Also, Top Chef was a big LOL tonight. RESTAURANT WARS. Bitter about MAH ASIAN FUSION MAN -- Lisa should've got the boot SO HARD. And Padma gets more gorgeous every episode. I love her damn wardrobe. I wanted to steal her jacket from the last episode and the shirt she had at judging this time.

I wrote Jacen/Tenel Ka (also, zomg Allana) post-LotF mush. I couldn't help it. :|

( LOL Jacen is limping like House. )

YAY, or something. XD

KLFDJKSFDJ I LOVE THIS SONG. I forgot how much I loved it.

Aaaaand SUPERNATURAL GUSHING.

Since I was too tired to gush last night after watching all the teevees...

SAM AND DEAN SINGING BON JOVI.

YES. They sound so horribly cheesy and doofy and DARLING and that's why it's so AMAZING. XD

Also, Bobby's line: "Family doesn't end with blood, boy." Totally made me all "CUTE! :(!" Plus all the moments with Sam and Dean just being all brotherly. As well as Sam's crying at the end for Dean, of course (oh my god and Dean yelling out for Sam when he was all strung up with the hooks in his skin KJFKJFDFAKLSKAIOWIEA). Those boys sure did act the shit out this episode hard.

I was also surprised at how graphic they got with Dean's hellhound attack -- and that last shot.

Duuuuuuuuuuude. I really hope Sam starts using his Crazy Ass Demon Sith OMG OMG Powers like MAD next season.

OH AND THE PART AT THE BEGINNING WHERE DEAN SEES SAM'S FACE GO ALL BATSHIT AND DEMON??? That was the first time an episode of this show ever SCARED THE CRAP OUT ME. sjdkfjaksjd IT WAS LIKE SAM TOOK A TRIP TO SILENT HILL. DDDDD:

So today I made the mistake of counting all the J/TK fanfictions I have written.

Forty-one.

And I believe I'm still missing some in that count. I also was typing the word "week" earlier today and it came out "Wekk"... :B



(And you know you can always count on me to write a story about Jacen Solo playing with his snake. And I don't mean his pet snake. Yes, to put it bluntly, I mean the one in his pants.

"I'm great! My snake! It's in this bush! Here! So! I'm gonna go pull it out and scold it and shove it back in it's cage!"

"Do you want me to come with you?"

"Oh! Coming, you? I'll come -- no, you know? The snake might, uh, you, no. No. No worries. I'm fine! I'll catch you later! Okaybyenow!"

Ah, fandom. FLOWWALKING FOR PERVERSION, FTW!)

I did, I did. It's actually post-LotF, post-Invincible and definitely not canon. Therefore, you SHOULDN'T CLICK THE CUT IF YOU ARE AVOIDING SPOILERS. XD

I wrote it all fast and dirty so it's probably full of typos and errors and I WILL FIX THEM AT SOME POINT. I just had to get this out.

( We need to talk. )

I'll most likely post it on caineslayer well after the book is out but I figured since it was done I'd put it here now. SO YEAH. XD

blood_sorbet, I HAVE A FANFICTION PRESENT FOR YOU. :O I was gonna write something funny, but this idea came to me and wouldn't go away. SO IT'S KIND OF ANGSTY. AND IT'S KIND OF KYP/JAINA. LOL~ It takes place after Han and Leia get back with Allana and I guess can sort of be considered a missing scene kind of thing since we never got a reaction from anyone about Leia and Han and Allana ALL BEING MAGICALLY RELATED.

I'm sure there's typos and all kind of error-related-crackness but I'm so out of it right now I WILL FIX IN A BIT. And by a bit I mean after I sleep some. D:

( I don't know. 'Kyp! I haven't seen you in so long!' or maybe 'Oh Kyp! How I've missed you!' I would've also accepted, 'Your hair looks horrible like that, cut it!' )

I will put this on my writing LJ when I am not dead-tired and too lazy to login to it. Heheheheh. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE WANGST-IVAL~ <3

ALSO, THE WILLIAM BLAKES. That song is amazing (title = heeeeee) and the video is pretty darling. The dancing guy with the hat is the best thing ever, especially at 3:17 (he also looks like Perry from MMAS -- I'm not kidding, holy crap XD) and THOMAS EVEN MAKES A FEW APPEARANCES. Alex said it's like "Where's Waldo" with him in Danish band's videos. SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT HIM TOO! XD

On April 4th I'm actually gonna start posting the third story in The Feigned series! ALMOST A YEAR AFTER I STARTED WRITING IT. D:

THIS TRILOGY WILL BE DONE ONE DAY, I PROMISE. But yeah, double-agenda!Gadell, not-amused!Tenel Ka and REGULAR-DORKY!JACEN SOLO fun will be had by all. It's so nice writing him as Jacen. (It's also nice not to have Tahiri moping around like an emo kid all over the place like she is in canon, ATM. And it's nice to write Zekk as being able to survive while not around a female Solo. Zekk/Gadell/Tahiri = OT3. :|)

Jacen: "It's supposed to be a secret. Promise you won't tell anyone."
tiny!Ben: "Yes, sir!"
Jacen: "I'm holding you to this, young man."
tiny!Ben: "I'm not gonna let you down, old man!"
Jacen: "Thanks, Ben."

As opposed to the last line being...

Jacen Caedus: "LYING LITTLE---" *strangles a la Homer & Bart Simpson, only with the Force*

And would Caedus ever:

"Are you sure? I mean, I think I hung my lightsaber from the ceiling so I could turn it on when I needed light in my room."

NO. ONLY DRUNK!JACEN.

I'm sticking to this posting date, dammit. D:

Alright, bedtime. SLEEPY TIME. TIRED.

(OH MAN, I love this song. <3)

Ya'll know if Caedus gets killed Tenel Ka will never be in a book again. Zekk will vanish into the vast space of nowhere after Jaina and Jag get together -- he will become an emo puppy and marry Lowbacca or something.

And then I will have to make Gadell/Tenel Ka canon. I will make my own branch of Del Ray and call it Del Ray Vee A and I will invite Stover to my branch and also be like, "hay Stephen King wanna write a Star Wars book?"

It will be the most glorious publishing company ever.

And I will find Jonathan Rhys Meyers and he will pose all Fabio-romance-cover for every book ever no matter what it is and what it's about. And he will be a billion times hotter than all those romance covers combined.

Then we will all build a city and live underwater. I will get a toupee and name myself Andrew Andrea Ryan and my face will be on money and instead of fighting with Atlas I will spend all my time in bed with him. And Jonathan Rhys Meyers. And Kevin Zegers will live there too. He'll be in bed too. When not in bed, I will make them all dress in big, metallic robot costumes and call them my big daddies. And they'll follow me everywhere and they'll have drills in their hands like BDs and I will make jokes about SCREWING every 6.8 minutes as we walk around our city and Miss America wave to everyone, which is like no one because we live there by ourselves as hermits and anti-social MFers.

Because of plasmids (which I am awesome Andrewa Ryan and I sell) and heavy petting mental conditioning -- I would be able to command them to do anything with the phrase "WOULD YOU KINDLY [insert anything ever here]?" Put eyeliner on. Learn how to play the clarinet. Dress up like Pyramid Head. Put on that skirt. Get in bed with each other so I can RECORD IT AND SELL IT ON EBAY.

The loudspeakers in our underwater city (called Rapture Jr.) will play 80's music all the time and we'll have kickass dance parties in Fort Frolic all the time. Because that is what Rapture Jr. is all about. Hot guys dancing to 80's music. With lots of glowsticks. And oh god, there's a leak in in Rapture Jr. and everyone is going batshit and this is where I admire all the pretty boys who are now soaking wet. So is my fucking toupee. At least DRVA is selling a lot of books because the covers are pretty.

Gadell/Tenel Ka = canon. Wait, how did I get on that shit again?


... this is what happens when I use Head-On and I start smelling it everywhere. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD BITCHES.


P.S. Jared Padalecki is there too, except he can be Atlas and not a Big Daddy. I wonder if he could pull off an irish accent. I also wonder what else he can pull off. That's what she said.

...

ALRIGHT STOPPING NOW. HI REALITY, WHUDDUP? :D!

So that Radiohead song ("All I Need") is the kind of song that I hear and it inspires like 2930823984938 stories in my head. Original stories, fanfiction, everything. Surprisingly, the first thing I hammered out was a Bioshock fanfiction. Now, this is a universe/fandom I always told myself was impossible to write fanfiction about. I think it was because the characters were fleshed out so well through Audio Diaries and the storyline that there wasn't as much room for expansion/a separate timeline (like say Star Wars, where there's year long plus gaps between stories and junk XD) -- so when I put on the song and just started typing this all out I was kind of like, "WTF????? HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT????? NO UNDERSTAND."

And I think this is one of my favorite stories that I've written. D:

There's a man named Thomas Turner and he has a nice little family. Then things go and get effed in Rapture, which makes things not good for him. Andrew Ryan is in it a little, as is Atlas. Tenenbaum and Suchong have small cameos, Fontaine is mentioned. The big play here is the New Year's Eve Massacre at Kashmir (like this icon begs for eye-humpage because I love that place).

But I have fallen in love with the Turner's. ;-; They are the everyman/everyfamily of Rapture and get screwed just like everyone else. I made them up on a whim, planning to change their names later and stuff but after reading the whole thing back I was like, "MUST KEEP." It's also one of the only times I've written a story in first person.

Anyways, even though there's only like one person on my friendslist who has played this game, I am posting this here because I actually like it. XD

( I wanted to take her body with me, desperately. But I didn't know where to go with it. )

This game is almost as emo as Silent Hill 2! <3333 :O!

ALRIGHT I NEED TO GO TO BED.

Mom and I finally went to see Sweeney Todd on Sunday (which we haven't yet cause I couldn't sit in a theater without being in pain for two hours -- and much props and thanks to my mom for waiting cause she never waits to see a Johnny Depp movie D:) and it was really damn good. I think the best song has to go to "My Friends" -- as much as I love "Johanna" (I am in love with Jamie Campbell Bower <3) and "By The Sea" ... but yeah, if Anthony was singing at my damn window I would've broke the shit out of that glass and climbed out the damn thing. HE IS SO DARLING.

I also love the audible-theater-gasp when he was about to slit the throat of the "little boy" who was hiding in the box.

And of course, HBC (I could not stop staring at her last dress -- the black and white one <3) and Depp were great and Burton made magic like he always does. I can't wait till it comes out on DVD. D:

So I said before I was putting all my old crap on ff.net, but I came across this story and I had forgotten about it and omfg JAGULA.

LOL Jag as a vampire.

I love how this is my one main story dealing with Jaina's love life. And it features a furry effing Godzilla. XD

Writing the z/tk/dc story, I have found that Allana is acting very much like a creepy girl you would find in a horror movie or something. *shudder* THANKS CAEDUS, NOW YOU'VE MADE YOUR DAUGHTER SCARE ZEKK. GO HUMP SEX UP MOLEST HUG HIM AND MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.

Hug was so difficult to type there. It was hard. That's what she said. D:

I was working on a "special" Jacen fanmix earlier -- and it's one I really want to get done because it is awesome effed enough to feature the Backstreet Boys, Boston, Aerosmith, Cobra Starship, A Flock of Seagulls, Prince, George Michael and Gnarls Barkley, among others. I need the energy to go work on it again, but I think it is about bedtime. :(

Randomness ahoy! AHAHAH the best thing ever would be Jacen and Jaina fighting at the end of LotF -- and Jacen is such a bitch that it drives Jaina effing crazy and then she goes dark too and the two of them become this horribly awesome and powerful Sith tag-team duo galavanting across the galaxy and wreaking havoc everywhere.

I mean, they're always looking for new adventures for the BIG THREE, amirite [since they will NEVAR DIE]? IMAGINE THE WANGST. It would also drive me absolutely giddy to see Jacen + Jaina vs. Kyp + Zekk + Jag + Tenel Ka + Tahiri + etc. And Anakin's Force ghost is like, "WTF IS THIS SHIT? I MISS OUT ON ALL THE GOOD STUFF."

Zekk would kill himself out of the CRAPPINESS OF IT ALL. "OMG SOLOS YOU GUYZ ARE SO WRONG WAIIIII." Then he would post about it on his myspace and LJ and listen to some emo music. Emo 80's music. After he was dead.

And my effing foot is asleep. D:

(Also, if Han lived on Earth, his car would be named the Falcon, of course. It would be a beater, but an awesome beater. And his nickname for it would be the B.A.M.F. -- this would embarass his three children all the time. That's it. This needs to turn into a fanfiction. THANKS VALVAL~ XDDDDD)

angel_gidget, I finally finished your present, zomg! It's a story featuring (a wibbly) Ben Skywalker and Allana, with a J/TK twist, of course. But I am posting it here for your enjoyment and MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS/LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I would draw stick figures to go with it, but I don't think they would go well with the story. Hehe.

And sorry I made them so touchy-feely with each other. They're family, but it just came out this way. D: BEN/ALLANA OTP, WUT?

( She looked hopeful, and Ben didn't want to let her down. )

And writing this made me so depressed that Ben and Allana will never know Jacen Solo. :(

I also am saying a huge SORRY to you since this one is a billion times more emo than last year's, but BLAME IT ON THE LOTF BOOKS. ;-;

("I'm not denying anything." Jacen paused for a beat as he searched for a subject to change to. "Eat your vegetables.")

So I think the Z/TK/DC story is going to be posted (in locked posts, since it will be a rough drafty thing) on caineslayer for now. Cause I'm planning on posting it on there really soon, but I want to finish it before posting it anywhere else (ff.net, tfn.net, etc. -- if I decide to post it anywhere else O_o)...

Yeah, so look for that crack on the writing LJ soon. Hehe.

I got lots of fun things for Christmas like my Nightman hoodie ("What is that? A page out of a coloring book?"), new Office calendars, Mario Party DS, writing books -- and omg the best t-shirt ever. It's like "the Pen Fifteen Club, est. 1993" -- it was like a total flashback to third grade and I love it. (GOOD FIND VV AND BB. XD)

I would write more about the awesome Christmas, but I really need to get to bed. My head is killing me. :(

And I have been feeling all crap lately, so you know what that calls for. Re-reads of The Long Walk and Lisey's Story! Cause there's nothing like pretty boys dying and can opener gashes to make me feel better!

... wait, wut? D:


EDIT: I miss the Crash Test Dummies. Even though I was forced to listen to one cd of theirs all the way to Florida and all the way back (13 hours) a long time ago on Spring Break while my Dad was driving. Ahhh, memories. XD

HI DEARS -- sorry I have been slow with the commenting and the reading the FL and such. Valerie and Brian are in town and there has been lots of holiday things going on. (MERRY CHRISTMAS AND SUCH TO EVERYONE, BTW).

We saw the One Man Star Wars Trilogy on Saturday and it was amazing. I think one of my favorite parts was when he was doing the alarms on the Death Star and then acting as one of the rebels said, "Negative. It just impacted on the surface. I think I hit a dance club though..." -- and also his mega bitchfaces as Luke and grabbing his crotch for Han. And the feathered hair for Luke as well. Hehehe~

Now I think we're gonna watch Ratatouille now. We watched The Simpsons Movie earlier, which was pretty good. I liked drunk!Bart.

I also posted the 39th chapter of Urbania's Void -- which is the first completely new chapter, so I did something today besides sit around and be lazy and watch tv and eat Christmas cookies. GO ME, or something. Heeeeehe. ;D