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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~ I love the entry that's the first chapter of Dennis' erotic memoir. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS DAMN SHOW TO COME BACK.

Was it just me, or did Tim Gunn say something to the effect of "I have to go throw myself in front of a taxi cab after I slit my wrists!" -- in the previews for next week's Project Runway...? BECAUSE LOL TIM GUNN. <33333

Here are some random tidbits. RANDOM YAY!

1.) HEY MTV, FUCK YOU. THIS IS NOT NEEDED. NOT AT ALL.

2.) aklsjdfkldsjfjk VEGAS. CRISS ANGEL. WADE ROBSON. CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. The new pictures! The second picture -- the grayish dress with all the swirls on it = OMG <3333. AND THE BLACK OUTFIT IN THE THIRD ROW IS CREEPY. LOOK AT HER NAILS. D: I CAN'T WAIT.

3.) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4!: "It's our funniest season yet, I think," said McElhenney, who'd only part with one plotline, though that one's probably enough to set the tone: "We get addicted to eating human meat."

4.) NEW ROBOT FOES FROM TERMINATOR SALVATION -- EWWW HYDRABOTS.

In other news, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE AT DRAGON*CON? SERIOUSLY? Oh snap~ :O

The Fall is still playing in Shirlington when I thought it would be out of that theater like two weeks ago. IT IS CALLING TO ME. D:

Dude, I'm totally gonna write an essay comparing Jacen and Jaina Solo to Dennis and Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. CLASSIC. I mean, I would love to see the Solo twins put into some of the situation the Reynolds twins are.

DENNIS REYNOLDS (Jacen) -- Dennis is co-owner of Paddy's and Dee's twin brother. He is a vain, self-absorbed prep and a ladies' man. Dennis was popular in high school, but his prom date dumped him for another man. Despite making less than $400 a week at the bar, his family's wealth enables Dennis to wear stylish clothing and drive a Range Rover. He earned good grades at the University of Pennsylvania and minored in psychology, though his original ambition was to become a veterinarian. He listens to glam rock and Rick Astley.

(LOL LotF = RICKROLLING THE GALAXY.)


DEANDRA "SWEET DEE" REYNOLDS (Jaina) -- Dee is Dennis's twin sister and a bartender at Paddy's. She dropped out of Penn (where she had majored in psychology but failed her classes) to become an actress, but has put little effort into realizing her ambition. Although she identifies herself as a compassionate liberal, she will always put herself first and often has the same prejudices as her friends and brother. Since high school, she has had a long string of failed relationships. Like the other members of the gang, she drinks heavily, especially to calm herself after meeting an attractive man. Despite her many insecurities, Dee is aggressively outspoken and prone to violence when angered.

( Let's see how these episodes would look with J&J. Complete with crack rocks, crossdressing, serial killers and FALSETTO! )

Aaaaaaand their father asking them if they're sleeping together. XD

(Charlie = Kyp cause he's so dirty, Mac = Zekk cause he thinks he so suave)

P.S. The BEATBOX commercial they did for IASIP last season is one of the best commercials I've seen in my entire life. XD

So this weekend was pretty lazy, yet still pretty awesome. Because lazy = awesome.

Friday night consisted of Erin, Ronnie and Alex coming over to play Rock Band (Jeremy was sick D:) -- Erin sang most of the time, because the rest of us were like "OH HELL NO I AIN'T SINGING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE." I started on drums and Ronnie on bass and Alex on guitar. Alex was playing on expert and the rest of us were pussing out and playing on like easy/medium. Why? Because we could.

I ended up singing "Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria, Ronnie helped Erin out on vocals with "Ten Speed (of God's Blood and Burial)" and we made Alex sing "Wonderwall" by Oasis. So we all ended up singing at some point, which was fun. Although, Alex getting on drums and trying it on expert -- then bitching whenever one of us would save him with our overdrive and then pretty much failing "Dani California" for us = THANKS WTF.

Saturday, I pretty much sat around and watched tv and played some Rock Band. Then Saturday night Alex and I both realized we were bored and decided to watch a cheesy, horrible movie. We discussed what movie would fit that awesome genre until he asked "OMG HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE WIZARD?" I hadn't. He had it on VHS and he brought it over. Let me tell you about this movie.

The Wizard is from 1989 and it is basically a big advertisement for Universal Studios and Nintendo:

The Wizard, also known as Joy Stick Heroes, is a 1989 movie starring Fred Savage, Luke Edwards, and Jenny Lewis. The film follows three runaway children as they travel to California so the youngest, who has a condition that makes him emotionally withdrawn, can compete in the Nintendo World Video Game Championships. The movie was North America's introduction to one of the best selling video games of all time, Super Mario Bros. 3.

Seriously, I'm not lying. It's like OMG LOOK YOU JUST PAID MONEY TO SIT IN A THEATER AND YOU GOT A PEEK AT SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 3 O SHIT! I probably would've done it, what am I saying? D:

Anyways, after that awesome awesome work of art was over we ended up watching some of the episodes he hadn't seen of the third season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia -- namely, the one where Charlie almost marries a 12-year-old Korean girl, the one where Dennis and Dee's mom dies, the one where the McPoyle's hold them all hostage at Paddy's and the one where -- oh hell, THE ALUMINUM MONSTER VS. FATTY MAGOO. Which is an amazing episode, if only for the part where Dennis busts into Fatty Magoo's office at the end in his dress and makeup and lots of uber-fake boobage. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? *flourish*" (This was after we watched a couple episodes the night before with Erin and Ronnie like "SWEET DEE'S DATING A RETARDED PERSON" and "FRANK SETS SWEET DEE ON FIRE"~ XD)

And then after those it was like 2am. But The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was on tv. Those can't be passed up. So we watched a couple of those before he went home. Oh Will Smith, how we love thee.

Sunday was great cause my mom and I basically laid around and watched Cops all day on G4. People are so stupid. "OMG THIS WEED IN MY PANTS. UH, THESE ARE MY FRIEND'S PANTS AND I BORROWED THEM. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS IN THERE." Dur dur dur dur dur dur durrrrrr. But I love Cops. It's like one of those shows that you watch and another episode comes on afterwards and you're like, "OKAY JUST ONE MORE." And then after that it comes on yet again and it's like, "...OKAY JUST ONE MORE THIS TIME." Because it is awesome mindless entertainment. I love watching people makes asses out of themselves while trying to get out of the fact that they broke the law. "DUR I DIDN'T DO IT, I SWEAR!!1" TOOLBOXES.

And now it is Monday. D: Luckily Monday is almost Tuesday, and by that I mean I AM HOME FROM WORK FOR THE DAY. :D

OMG HOW CUTE. I didn't even know they were dating!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia creator/star Rob McElhenney proposed to cast mate Kaitlin Olson on Dec. 7 at Danny DeVito's beach house...

I also love on her myspace for books it says: "Cook books, because I am a woman and I belong in the kitchen." And the fact that she watches reruns of American Gladiators. I <3 YOU, KAITLIN.

Mac/Dee, otp?

I need an IASIP icon, I just haven't seen the perfect one yet. XD

I didn't realize they had actually made Frank a myspace page. Classic.

"I have some holdings in Asian companies" -- HAHAHAHAH~

Also, a fun clip from the show. Hurry! Before it gets taken off youtube! XD

I love this show. <3 HEART.

TUESDAY. IT NEEDS TO GET HERE FASTER. Seriously, True Romance makes me want to dance a goth dance and squee like a little fangirl at the same time (and the lyrics are classic XD). KJFDKHDF. I love the way the cover to the new album is similar to the first one. Also, it feels like the first cd came out yesterday. BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING. <33333

In other news, Crocs are like the ugliest shoes ever. But I bought a pair for Disney. And they are so damn comfortable. O_O Ugly vs. comfortable. I gives a damn if they're ugly or not as long as my feet don't get effed while I wander around all day, I'M SET.

(jhjssdfj did anyone see It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?! DIAPER TIME! ... I died laughing. XD)

TELL ME AT LEAST ONE OF YOU WATCHED THE IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA PREMIERE.

The part where Mac and Dee were in Dee's place and they did the whole "RAISING BABY" exchange, I DIED. Both episodes were awesome.

Plus, the fact that they just named the baby Dumpster Baby. Or "DB" -- they are so wrong. XD

"PUT IT BACK IN THE DUMPSTER, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU."

"The Song of Solomon" by Kate Bush is one of the prettiest songs ever. She is the only one who can write one of the prettiest songs ever and use the word "bullshit" in it. I love this woman. XD

OKAY. THIS THURSDAY. FX. 10PM. IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. Everyone (okay, 99% of everyone) let Arrested Development die on me (with many watching it afterwards and going DAMN THIS SO FUNNY! I WISH I WATCHED IT BEFORE! ... D:) so don't let this one die too! XD

It is so racy/wrong (hitting on chicks at an abortion rally, going on welfare and buying crack aaaaand Frank [Danny Devito], implying that his children, Dennis and Dee, are in an incestuous relationship - "I DON'T WANT NO RETARDED GRANDKIDS.") and it's amazingly laughable at how stupid the characters are -- which is what they're going for. Because sadly, there are people out there EXACTLY LIKE THIS. Funniest show on the air, hands down. Yes, I even think it's funnier than Scrubs/The Office/30 Rock. So OSHI I DID THE BLASPHEMY THING. It's right under Arrested Development for funniest show ever -- but no one can take the cake away from the BLUTH FAMILY.

Plus, Dennis is an asshole. A hot, hot asshole. And don't even get me started on the episode, "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom" -- YESSSS. Also, Charlie's America Song. Which should totally be our backup National Anthem.

The show is not scared to "go there" -- much like many shows on FX. XD

SO YES. If you are not afraid of having some unclean, unright (hahaha XD) fun, WATCH THIS SHOW.

And come on now, the beatboxing ad (Charlie sliding down the wall grinning is classic). MUCH LOVE. XD