BRB GOING TO DISNEY WORLD

(And damn, I just realized my Jacen Solo site will be seven years old tomorrow! :D)

So the (JO CHEN!) cover of this new New Jedi Order comic? It's most likely Luke (even though it looks too young) or the new guy, Finn...

BUT I WILL PRETEND IT'S JACEN SOLO. :D

Suddenly there's a reason to keep updating the Jacen Solo site! :D

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=19917 -- NJO-ERA COMIC WHAT.

"Yes, Jacen, Jaina and Anakin Solo all have large roles in the series..."

HEART.

I AM KIND OF LAUGHING TOO HARD RIGHT NOW. HE IS JASON SOLO, YOU GUYS. dkslafjkjdfj ROFL~


Okay, so KRIFF THIS (which, check the name change topic) -- is ALL NEW AND IMPROVED, kind of. The Holonet has transformed into a place where you can message board with any characters from any fandom and there's some new stuff sprinkled here and there. And don't mind the temporary logo right now, LOL.

COME BY FOR A VISIT~ OR JOIN IF YOU HAVEN'T. XD

THIS MESSAGE BOARD WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN LIKE A NEWLY HATCHED ZOMBIE.


P.S. HI NEW FRIENDS! <33333 :D

I don't want to speak too soon, but I think these pills I got might actually be working on my stomach. :O

So yay for being healthy again after my three and a half week jaunt of pain, hospitals, doctors who don't want to "mask my symptoms", barium and percocet!


(I apologize in advance to anyone in Revelry Junction who has to deal with Jacen Solo and Sam Winchester once they're together. Cause they're gonna whine about the state of the world together and how they want to help people -- then they're gonna discover they both have powers fueled by possibly bad things. And have evil sleepovers where they build forts and train to be TEH SAVIORS OF TEH UNIVERSE.

Then they'll both whine: "BUT WE'RE USING OUR POWERS FOR GOOD WAI WAIIII~! ;-;!!!"

Then they will cause havoc everywhere. And it will be epic.

You see, I said I was plotting something with them meeting for the first time, "LOL YOU LOOK SO SUAVE LIKE ME" -- and as you can see, my plotting went a lot further than that. XD


DEAN WINCHESTER WILL HAVE TO FIX THINGS. TOO BAD ANAKIN SOLO HASN'T FOUND A MIRROR YET. MUAH~)

So sometime last week, I think Gadell Vessau turned five years old. Haha, that sounds really funny cause now I picture him as a little brat breaking into the Palace and running around stealing expensive things to play with.

(LOL IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS. I PROMISE I WILL GET THE FEIGNED DONE BEFORE THE END OF 2008. IT'S ALMOST THERE. :D)

Also, he might totally have a date by the end of the series. With a blonde girl. A blonde barefoot one. Maybe. If I don't kill him first.

I'm almost actually done with the Star Wars/Bioshock crossover too. And this is good that I waited to post it, cause whenever I started writing something and post it as I'm writing it, it never gets done (see, like EVERYTHING ELSE I'VE EVER WRITTEN THAT'S MORE THAN ONE PART). But dammit, this will get done. And so will Zekk/Caedus/Tenel Ka, because I've been working on that lately too and that's too delicious not to finish.

(I wish Jonathan Rhys Meyers would do the whole long hair thing again. D:)

I need to write a short story/one-poster though. Just to clear my head. And it's going to be one of the following. Jacen/Gadell (post-NJO), Gadell/Tenel Ka (post-LOTF), Jacen/Gadell/Tenel Ka (near the beginning of LOTF somewhere)...

Cause Hapan social sexretaries secretaries need love too. Actually, I just have the urge to write Gadell being a total pervert. You know, himself. So either he flirts with Jacen and makes him feel uncomfortable, comforts Tenel Ka after Jacen's death, or spies on Tenel Ka and the ready-to-go-dark-side-creepy Jacen in a rare moment of privacy which is not private since Gadell is watching.

Preferences?

(I WANT TO DO A JOSHUA SHEPHERD COSTUME SO BAD. WITH A ROBBIE THE RABBIT. AND THE SHEPHERD FAMILY RING. AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THE NORMAL VERSION, I WANT TO DO SPOILERS? -- THIS ONE. XDDDDD

AND WHEN I WEAR IT I'M GONNA RUN AWAY FROM EVERYONE! ALL THE TIME.)

KFJKJDSJF TODAY SUCKED. AND THEN IT WAS AWESOME.

I went to Best Buy (after calling Circuit City and Gamestop, etc. and seeing that SHH was IN STOCK at Best Buy) around 12:30 and they were like "lol we can't sell you the game till 2pm" -- why? I have no fucking idea. But I had a meeting at work from 2:30 to 4, so I was pissed. I was pisssssssssed. I knew I would go back and they would be like "SORRY WE WERE KIDDING YOU DON'T GET IT AT ALL TODAY!" I took off work at 4 (Silent Hill is worth an hour of personal leave, yo, seriously). And I went back and it was sitting in front of me on the shelf where it hadn't been earlier with a light shining from the heavens and choirs singing and stuff. I bought it (duh D:).

Then I stopped and got gas cause I needed it really bad. I'm getting back in my car and these two guys are walking by and one is mixed and his skin was so purty and he has on these long shorts and a backpack and he stops and points to my car -- to the front of it, to my plates.

I was all, "WHY IS HE POINTING AT MY CAR OH GOD WHAT DID I DO~"

And I see him mouth, "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT STAR WARS?!"

So I open my window and I'm like, "I LOVE STAR WARS!"

And we chatted and it was hilarious and amazing and made my day. He was like, "I just finished the latest book! Jacen, oh man! And I teared up at the end when I thought Allana was dead!" Then he pulls out his phone and shows me his wallpaper on there and it's these two totally adorable kids and he's like, "THESE ARE MY KIDS!" *points to the cute little boy on the left* "THIS IS MY SON. I NAMED HIM ANAKIN. AFTER ANAKIN SOLO."

We fanboygirled a bit more and then he was like, "IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU!" And I was all, "YOU TOO OMG THANK YOU FOR KNOWING WHAT MY LICENSE PLATE WAS!"

ksdafj ksdjf jsdfo iudf eurfiewruiewur IT WAS SO AWESOME. I AM ON SUCH A NERD HIGH RIGHT NOW AND IT FEELS SO WORD UP. O_O

CRAPPY CELL PHONE PIX THIS IS MY PRIZE:


BRB DUDES.

Some interesting tidbits on the Star Wars EU front from Sue Rostoni's blog.

-- FATE OF THE JEDI 1: OUTCAST, lol okay get the eff out of this: Luke and Ben attempt to follow Jacen's previous journey in the hopes of discovering what and how various Force-using groups influenced him to accept and use dark side powers.

So they don't give a flying shit when he was alive and you know... could've maybe stopped him and helped him? :|


-- BLOOD OATH, This is Zekk's story and takes place after his mishap in the battle in INVINCIBLE. Yes, he still lives. We have just received cover concepts on this one - the artist is Dave Seeley.

DAAAAAAAAVE SEELEY. YOU GUYS. DAVE SEELEY.


-- FATE OF THE JEDI 2: ENIGMA, Continues the FATE OF THE JEDI story..... major developments, new characters, lotsa stuff happens.

When I hear the title I think Vergere, but only for a split second before I get a random Enigma song stuck in my head. (WHO IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM TOMORROW, BY THE WAY. XD) Oh shit, wait, now I have "Return to Innocence" stuck in my head. FEEEEL IIIIT~ EMOTION~~ DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE WEAK~ *does the running man*


-- FATE OF THE JEDI 3, More hapans... er, happens. Sorry for the typo, it means nothing.

Troy Denning is writing this third book, so I'm hoping that wasn't a typo and we'll ALL GET HAPES. <3


-- UNTITLED HORROR NOVEL, Untitled horror novel by Joe Schreiber takes place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back and should be read under the covers by flashlight.

Awesome. I still think Stephen King needs to write a Star Wars novel and just blow everyone up -- in a totally unnatural way (my vote goes to a Star Wars/The Stand crossover -- CAPTAIN TRIPS MEETS THE GFFA).


There's other stuff on the blog, but those are the things that got me to go :O or :| or :B. Hehe. OH AND SHADOWS OF MINDOR, DUH. <3333333333333

Okay, see, you know I'm out of it when I'm speaking in emoticons. wttfffffff~

So Kyp and Zekk need Darth names. Cause if Kyp and Zekk didn't just have their little dabbles in the Dark Side and went full on batshit crazy then them and Caedus could've been the most evil and hottest trio ever.

THEY WOULD BE LIKE THE SITH EFFING JONAS BROTHERS. EXCEPT THEY WOULD ALL BE HOT.

(Yeah, I think I just went there. D:)

I think Kyp's needs to relate to explosions. MUAHAHAHAH~

So remember yesterday when I made a list of who Zekk should flirt with? You know who would've been totally effing awesome for him to flirt with had they not MERCILESSLY KILLED HIM OFF? IF YOU GUESSED JACEN SOLO THEN YOU WIN.

SO DUDES. I WROTE SOMETHING. STAR BY STAR & SOME LOTF. :|

I... it's... uh... "J/Z"...?

...

Jacen Solo's a fucking minx, you guys.

( He could feel Jaina's eyes on him, but he had already pushed her out of his mind for the moment, his own emerald gaze settling on her twin brother. )

Jacen needs to come back from the dead so they can make out. :(

http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/news20080912.html

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, so apparently the Fate of the Jedi series is a nine book series (authors Troy Denning, Aaron Allston & Christie Golden) that takes place pretty much right where LotF left off. Haha, exactly the same as before except no mandos/Boreba, Jacen hur hur Caedus and Mara.

The best part is that it's all being published in hardcover. Wait, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH~ they want me to shell about about $150+ for NINE HARDCOVERS (hell, nine books in general) after Legacy of the Force?

YES, PLEASE, LET'S SEE WHERE THIS LEADS US, LOLOLOLOL.

I'll be reading the spoilers and I will splurge for a book -- like I said before -- if it has Tenel Ka or Zekk in an appearance longer than LIKE FIVE PAGES (P.S. a Zekk appearance for longer than five pages doesn't count if he's around Jaina -- WAIT OH HE MIGHT BE DEAD THAT'S RIGHT). Oh, and maybe a Jacen Force Ghostie of Doom.

SORRY FOR MY CONTINUOUS ROFLING OVER HERE. I CAN'T STOP MYSELF. D:

YOU GUYS I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE! :D

In other animation news, The Clone Wars has a rating of 18% on Rotten Tomatoes and placed third in the box office on it's opening weekend. Hahaha, I should feel bad cause I'm a Star Wars fan. But I don't. Trying to milk me for money with something we've pretty much already seen in an era I've lost all interest in -- plus making the Expanded Universe more of a place to LOL WHAT? HAHAH at than it has ever been (which is really hard to do) -- I think on my FAVORITE FANDOM LIST OF FANDOMY THINGS, Star Wars has moved down a couple places.

You know, cause it needs to make room for real stories and storytellers taking place in eras and times I give a shit about with characters I actually like who don't die for really lame and lazy reasons (redemption for a family member? what the hell is that? EVEN THOUGH FOR VADER IT WAS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT). Fandoms like Bioshock (2 and movie, WHAT), Silent Hill (Silent Hill: Homecoming!) and Stephen King (Just Past Sunset and Under the Dome!). Oh man, but Stover still owns it. He's like holding Star Wars up by himself on the fandom list here. That's a big pile of crap to hold up too.

I mean, Star Wars was on one of the movie channels a couple weeks ago and I was like, "UGH, HAN AND LEIA YOU GUYS EFFING SUCK IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE PARENTING CLASSES OR SOMETHING. OH GOD THERE GOES BOBA FETT INTO THE SARLACC PIT WHERE HE REALLY SHOULD'VE DIED." So yeah, thanks LotF for doing that to one of my favorite movies. :(

That's not to say I completely disown it though. I mean, there are still things I like. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyle Katarn, Kyp, Lando, Republic Commando (the game), Knights of the Old Republic, Battlefront, Dark Forces, The Outlander Club (I would spend all my time in there), Hapes, Nar Shaddaa, Coruscant, Dathomir, Luke Skywalker (in the movies), Chew-effing-bacca, Nightsisters, Traitor, Star by Star, the Strike Team, Darth Caedus (kind of, I guess), Allana, that chapter of The Joiner King, Tenel Ka's arm, Taryn and Trista Zel -- and of course Jacen Solo, when he was still a make-sense type of character. Also, Jacen Solo in a skirt (Vector Prime). Not to be confused with Questionably Clothes-less Jacen Solo (Traitor) and Vong Robeskin + Amphistaffs Jacen Solo (also Traitor -- come on, Stover knows where it's at).

See, there are things I still like. But this post-LotF stuff and all this Clone Wars crap just has me = "WAIT, THERE'S NEW STAR WARS NEWS? I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, SORRY."


P.S. HEY. PERSONA 4. DECEMBER 9TH. MAKING GLASSES SEXIER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE! :D

The glasses, given by Kuma, play an important role in the game, and allow the party to see through the heavy mist inside Mayonaka TV and decrease stamina loss. Apparently Kuma himself does not need a pair. The pistol-like Evokers of Persona 3 are replaced by tarot cards, which the main characters shatter in order to summon their respective Personas.

I kind of think the glasses are sexier than the evokers. I guess they look sexier than shooting yourself in the head. XDDDD (ksjdklafjskjd JFKKSDFJFKJ YOSUKE HANAMURA'S GLASSES~) Also, Yosuke Hanamura is totally following in the footsteps of Chris/Reiji, Eikichi, Heat, Narumi and Junpei. SEXY.

Haha, another tangent to my P.S., in Digital Devil Saga -- I am in Manipura. I forgot how much I love the music in this game, and I also forget that Jinana's Atma is on her ass. So every time they cut to her ass I'm like, "WHAT? ASS IN MY FACE? ... oh yeah." (AND OH MAN I FORGOT HOW HOT BAT IS.)

I kind of want a small Atma tattoo (I like Heat's and Argilla's). Or a Bioshock tattoo (omg like one of THESE! :D). Nothing huge and obvious, but it might be fun. And it's not like scratching a name or something on your skin that will be like, "EW WHY DOES IT SAY THIS ON ME?" in the future.


P.S.S. I DIDN'T KNOW MICHAEL PHELPS WAS THE MERMAN IN ANNIE LEIBOVITZ'S LITTLE MERMAID/JULIANNE MOORE SHOT! HE IS REALLY PART FISH, FOR REAL. D:

LOL SUP BITCHES.




ALSO:


SEE, MY JACEN SOLO NEVER STOPS CHEESIN' -- CANON, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME?

(Apparently, my Jacen also goes to the beach in a suit jacket. That dumbass.)

Alright, time to stop wasting time here and work on costumes. Hehe~

So now along with the cat bills that are still on my credit card (significantly lower than a couple months ago, but still there), now my car is being a punk and I have to get at least $700 worth of work done on that. More if certain parts don't cooperate while they're fixing it. So I have a feeling that once I get back from D*C I will be making lots of stuff (more than usual) for the shop of doom and putting lots of junk on ebay.

I DO NOT LIKE BEING IN CREDIT CARD DEBT. :|

Aaaaaaand I might or might not have started work on a Zekk fanmix. It's somewhere between The Everafter and HEY! A Jacen Solo Musical. Meaning I'm not getting all serious and going for passages and quotes and stuff, but I'm also not making it as cracktastical as the latter. But it's very angry and dirty so far. Also, it's not full of lameass "OH JAINA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" songs. Cause that's not worth his time.

Also, it's been months since the book came out so I can say it quite openly now: Jacen Solo is dead and Zekk is missing. Thanks Legacy of the Force finale for getting rid of my two favorite Star Wars males and rendering my favorite female absolutely worthless. :| And thanks LotF for bringing back Bore-ba Fett and Admiral Dulla. The GFFA just got so much more awesome. :| x infinity.

If Zekk winds up dead (which we better damnshidafjshjd find out his fate in the MF book or I will stab something and possibly someone. Or multiple someones) then him and Jacen can have Force Ghost Make Out Sessions.

... with Anakin. And Ganner.

... yeah, I said it. (Did you expect anything different from me? Really?)

Kyp Durron will feel left out. QUICK, SOMEONE KILL HIM TOO. And since Tenel Ka is worthless now since Jacen is gone and the Crap Sol-Ho Parental Units have Allana, I'm pretty sure she will be assassinated in the near future FOR MUCH DRAMATIC EFFECT OH NO ALLANA HOWEVER WILL YOU COPE YOU STRONG, STRONG LITTLE SOLO CHILD. D:

So Tenel Ka can join the FGMOS too. (Force ghost Jacen/Tenel Ka/Zekk = ot3? ... FG Ganner/Jacen = OTP? ...FG Anakin/Zekk = OTP? FG TENEL KA/LUSA = OTP? TENEL KA/MARA = OTP? ... FG JACEN/MACE = OTP??????? THEIR NAME TOGETHER WOULD BE JACE. OR MACEN. XDDDDDDD

MACEN. YESSSSSSSS.)

Haha, I am quickly losing interest in the Star Wars characters still living. Let's see. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyp and Kyle Katarn. And I guess Allana, even though she's being brought up by BEST 'RENTS EVAR and therefore will turn into an obnoxious self-entitled twit just like the rest of them. So yeah. We'll go with four characters. Oh wait, Taryn and Trista even though they will never, ever be heard from again. SO YEAH. FOUR.

No no, I'm not salty about this still. No way. :|, again.

(Jerell making fun of Kenley's laugh was so much win tonight -- "CAH CAH CAH CAH CAAAAAH~" ROFL. <3333333)

OKAY. Any fans of either JACEN SOLO or TAHIRI VEILA (ew, I don't mean together *insert charfing here*) should DO THEMSELVES A FAVOR and see these pictures.

I'm sure I've gushed over the one of Jacen/Caedus before.

But LOOK AT TAHIRI. :O

(kdjfkajskdj and new Tenel Ka art! :D

Also, this painting = LOVE. BYE NELANI!)

<3 THAT IS ALL.

Allllright, this is bad. You know how much I love me some Jacen Solo and Peter McVries. As far as characters from books go these two always take the cake. But on this readthrough of Lisey's Story, Scott Landon is looking more and more perfect and amazing.

In the case of Peter, we get background on him, sure (not enough jafksfjd). And it's all interesting and his snarky quotes and just everything about him is all kinds of YES. He has his flaws, he has is strengths. And then he's gone.

Jacen Solo, on the other hand, has had so many author's fingers all over him that he's gone from one end of the spectrum to the other and seems like a completely different character at different points in his life. So while I <3 him, he doesn't seem to evoke the same emotion from me that he did in his real years where he was questioning Every Single Thing and being unlike Every Other Jedi out there (kdjakfjaksfjdsd Traitor <3).

Then we get to Scott Landon. With Peter, there wasn't enough and with Jacen there was too much. Scott is like the little bear's junk and I'm Goldilocks and he's just right. He's human. His flaws make sense (*cough* Take note Jacen Solo).

And every little thing wrong with him makes him that much more endearing. The fact that we get to see it all through the eyes of someone who loves him so much despite his flaws (kjfksjfd I love Lisey <3) makes it even better. Sure, Scott cuts the shit out of his hand one night and swears they don't need to go to the emergency room, then he wakes Lisey up at four in the morning talking about, "WE NEED TO BUY A HOUSE. NO WAIT, THAT'S BACKWARDS. LET'S GET MARRIED." Sure, his hair's getting a little too long and he gnaws on his nails like a rat when he's reading and his teeth are a little crooked and he doesn't shut up when he gets to talking.

But he's a mean fry cook, he's had a shitty childhood that he shares with the one person he loves (as well as sharing a trip to that place), and he takes all of Lisey's words to heart. Families suck -- he tells her this as he wraps his bloody arm around her and kisses her temple.

This is the shit I LOVE reading about a character. Little odd things that make them more human.

If there was more Peter, I think Peter would take it all in this race. He's tragically and perfectly shaped and fleshed out, but there's not enough of him. Jacen, if LotF never happened, might take this spot as well -- in fact he has for awhile. But now he has this depressingly bitter aftertaste thing going (which makes me sad).

On this readthrough of Lisey's Story I think LITTLE SCOOT Scott is doing some complete pwnage. D:

I want my own Scott Landon.

Except you know, without the pneumonia eating of the fruit after sunset.

(It was tuned to the 50's on 5, and Lisey wasn't exactly surprised to hear "Sh-boom." Not The Chords, though; this was the cover version, recorded by a quartet Scott had insisted on calling The Four White Boys. Except when he was drunk. Then he called them The Four Cleancut Honkies.)

STEPHEN KING, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? <3 XD

I'm gonna post the first part of the Star Wars/Bioshock crossover/mash-up thing here soon, so I figure this post is needed for anyone who is into the Star Wars: EU (post-RotJ) and has no idea what the hell a Bioshock is. I would do one of these for the Star Wars aspect of the story too, but there's really nothing Star Wars-specific to it. If you've read the EU, you'll know these characters and their traits. If you haven't then it'll just be like a cracktastical Bioshock fanfiction, complete with crack, wtf moments and more crack. :D

Just a short little intro of many yays to TEH UNDERWTAER WOLRD OF BOISHOCK. XD

( BIOSHOCK INTRODUCTION/GLOSSARY. )


BUT HERE IS MY CAST LIST DRAMATIS PERSONAE, LOL. Well, okay, not really. Just characters in/mentioned in the story.

And I mean some of these are characters who are only even just mentioned once -- and their Star Wars counterparts. I just had to make a list of Star Wars counterparts. MUAHAHAHAH~

Alana Dooley Soloman (Allana)
Andrew "Andy" Soloman (Anakin Solo)
Drake (Droekle)
Ezekiel/"Zeke" (Zekk)
Isaak (Isolder)
Jackson Fellows (Jagged Fel)
Jane Soloman (Jaina Solo)
Jase Soloman (Jacen Solo)
Karen Wells (Taryn Zel)
Kip Durant (Kyp Durron)
Kristin Wells (Trista Zel)
Louie (Lowbacca -- "Lowie")
Raymond Thurston (Raynar Thul)
Tanith Kendall Dooley (Tenel Ka Djo)
Teneil Dooley (Teneniel Djo)
Victoria "Torry" Tela (Tahiri Veila)

(EEEHEHEHE, TENEL KA THE REDHEAD WITH HER IRISH LAST NAME. XD)

So I'll start posting this shiz like tomorrow or something. Something something.

OKAY. BIOSHOCK AND STAR WARS. There is so much shit I've written that it has to be split up into a couple parts, WTF I KNOW. D: But I am so in love with this. I haven't been this excited by anything I've written in awhile.

I have a dorky/darling/dirty moment with Jase and Jane in one of the parts. It's creepy cause it's borderline Jacen/Jaina -- and this is because Jase is drunk off his fucking rocker and Jane is like, lol you dumbshit, it's me. I've done this before, you see. But the darling comes in because Jane is all, "awww little twin bro, you're such an illegal workaholic and you will catch a break soon, i promise." And she gives him a kiss on his drunk-ass, booze-smelly forehead and he's all, "zzzzzzzz"

Oh and the part where Jane and Jase are looking at Kip at Eve's Garden (Jane's place of employment, HELL YES <3) and he's all jealous of Jase cause he's close to Jane -- even though he knows they're TWIN SIBLINGS -- and Jane is like LOL LET'S PISS HIM OFF. So she whispers something in Jase's ear and massively!horribly!drunk!Kip Durant FLIPS HIS SHIT.

( Even though we look exactly alike? )

And these are the kinds of reasons why I'm having so much fun with this story. XD

(I am so not guilty of Jacen/Jaina 'shipping, I swear. *shifty eyes*)

Alright, but Andy does falls asleep with his head on Jase's leg and it's the cutest thing ever. <3 Solo kids = OT3.

(I can totally see Jacen and Jaina doing this:

Jase was about to ask more about this "Torry", until Jane elbowed him in the side gently. "Don't look to your right."

Instantly turning his head to the right, Jane elbowed him in the side again. "I said don't look!")


Haha, before I post this story I will totally make a little guide/glossary so everyone can understand both the SW and the Bioshock sides of the story, cause sometimes I even forget stuff myself. XD

So.

There are people attracted to Jacen/Anakin, there are people attracted to Mara/Jacen or Mara/Anakin. Shit, there is even a market for Jacen/Leia (lol Leia-droid, anyone?) -- but if I just absolutely had to pick a Solo/Skywalker-cest thing, it would be -- duh -- Jacen/Jaina.

I always find myself all, "OH HOW ADORABLE" with Jacen/Jaina (okay, pre-LotF). It's so gross, but if people can like Luke/Leia, then dammit, I can think Jacen/Jaina is cute. Plus, I like it when they are being nice to each other. Overly touchy-feely in-my-bad-place nice? Maybe not so much. Giggly-huggles nice, yes. But they are so about the darling and the eyerolling in the YJK books where they're all, "Oh you silly animal collecting goose" and "OH YOU AND YOUR MACHINES, SIS" -- and they argued only like a little punkass brother and sister could (except somehow with a total underlying married couple thing going on). And then the whole spitting venom and hating on each other and shit from the beginning of the LotF to now makes me want to emo my wrists to death on a whole new level.

The last time I really adored Jacen? Dark Nest: The Swarm War. That was in 2005. The three times I adored Jaina in Legacy of the Force? The flashback to the Shadow Academy. The flashback to post-Tenel Ka's arm apocalypse. And the flashback where Jacen came in after Anni died and helped Jaina get to sleep.

The Solo twins are pretty much douchechills without each other. And yes, I mean both of them. *eyes Jacen Solo* Once they gave up on each other it was like, "Really? This is how it's gonna go? LOL TWIN BOND?"

So, you know, LotF really harshed my mellow there. And when I go back and read the YJK or the NJO and it mentions the SUPER MYSTICAL POWER OF SAID MAGICAL TWIN BOND OF TWINNY TWIN TWINNESS, I will laugh at it. I will laugh long and hard (that's what she said) at it because the LotF cancelled it all out.


Zekk and Tenel Ka were totally covers for their UNDYING TEENAGE STAR-CROSSED GROSS FAMILY LOVE in the YJK SERIES. :|

And Jacen REALLY cut Tenel Ka's arm off cause he wanted Jaina to be the prettiest girl in the Academy! And how does he know she's the prettiest? BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL VERSION OF HIM.

[/crack]

Oh no wait, let me open that tag again.

[crack]

Okay, in all seriousness. The real reason Jacen cut Tenel Ka's arm off -- it was not an accident. He meant to do it. Why? Do we really know where Tenel Ka's severed left arm ended up?

No.

That's because little, conniving Jacen stole it for his own purposes.

And yes, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Jacen Solo! Giving the galaxy new meaning to the word handjob!

I sense a livejournal icon coming on.

[/crack]

I'M DONE RUINING OUR FANDOM NOW. :D ...NO WAIT.

[crack] Zekk borrowed it sometimes, too. [/crack]

OKAY REALLY, I'M SPENT.

LOOK YOU GUYS, IT'S THE SOLO KIDS WHEN THEY WERE HOT. (ksjfkjsdf that fanart <3)

Also, how slammin' is Tahiri in this fanart? I WOULD HIT THAT. <3

Aaaaaaand these are my dream Solo twins, for real (sajfksldjf the second picture = love!) -- best diabolical duo EVER.

WHEN DID IT GET TO BE SO LATE ALREADY. :|