SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST LOVE ME. Apparently the crap set-in-L.A.-instead-of-NYC/real gangs remake of The Warriors ISN'T HAPPENING ANYMORE. :D AWWWWWW. Now if people would just keep their gross, grubby, unoriginal mitts off of Clue and Legend and Labyrinth (I wouldn't be opposed to a film of Return to Labyrinth though, but you have to get Bowie), then the world might be a better place.

SAM WINCHESTER IN THE SUPERNATURAL SEASON 4 PREMIERE. HE IS SO GIANT AND SAUCY.

I've decided I think Stephen King should write the next Star Wars book. Chewbacca gets buried in a special cemetary on some backwater planet where he COMES BACK TO LIFE AND STARTS KILLING PEOPLE. Then the ghosts of Anakin and Jacen harass their sister until SHE COMMITS SUICIDE. Han and Leia and Allana go to find the mysterious mystery of the Falcon and end up in some sprawling building on Fondor where HAN GOES BATSHIT AND TRIES TO KILL LEIA AND ALLANA WHILE ALLANA IS TALKING TO HER FINGER AND CROAKING REDRUM. Jacen's ghost YAMMERS ENDLESSLY IN TENEL KA'S HEAD AND THEN TENEL KA GETS MAULED BY SOME FREAK-JACEN-SOLO SUPPORTER. Tenel Ka gets Allana back and they meet Kyp Durron who is this older gentleman and they totally get all cozy with each other until TENEL KA GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY HER SUBJECTS AND KYP IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. Zekk, Jacen, Anakin and Raynar go on an overnight trip out in the woods to GO SEE A DEAD BODY.

Oh oh oh and we can't forget -- the Jedi Academy has an event where 100 younglings have to walk for as long as possible and not fall under 4mph over three times or else they get SHOT IN THE HEAD. IT'S A PART OF THEIR TRAINING, YOU GUYS (Kyle Katarn = the Major).

Yes sir. YES SIRRRRRRR.

Also, when Michael Phelps/Cullen Jones/Jason Lezak/Garrett Weber-Gale did the whole gold medal thing on the 400m freestyle, did anyone else think Phelps was totally screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAH!!!111"...? I was thinking, "LOL ARE YOU KICKING THE SMACK-TALKING FRENCH ALAIN BERNARD BACKWARDS INTO THE POOL OR WHAT?"

So the new cd by The Faint is pretty hot. It took a couple listens to get into it but I would definitely have to say "Forever Growing Centipedes", "The Geeks Were Right" and "Fulcrum and Lever" are my three favorite tracks -- the last of which will give me nightmares forever. XD And the lyrics to "The Geeks Were Right" are totally love. <333 Heeehe~

Alright, so last night on SYTYCD. The routine from the Criss Angel Cirque show = YESSSSSSSSS PLZZZZZZZZ. It was creepy and WADE-Y and I watched it like ten times. Also, YAY WINNER. :D

Then we come to America's Best Dance Crew and America was stupid and put the lamest crew in the top, pitting the most creative and entertaining and innovative crew (Fanny Pak) against one of the most athletic crews (Super Cr3w). I don't know how So Real Cru (who is okay, yeah, but they haven't WOWED me once) is getting so much fanfare and YAY when they're just okay.

Also, when Fanny Pak did the judges thing during their Flashdance routine I absolutely lost it. Glenda dressed up like Shane Sparks and bouncing around was all kinds of classic, as was, "YA'LL RIPPED IT~" -- "10 10 10 SHABAM" -- "IT WASN'T CLEAN.............. YOU ALL ARE TRUE ARTISTS."

LOVED IT. Fanny Pak won in my book, dammit.

But the show, omg, please put in a vote or two for Super Cr3w, cause if a just okay crew wins America's BEST DANCE CREW, there will be hell to pay. Come on. Look at the routines of Supreme Soul and Super Cr3w and Fanny Pak against SoReal. Oh, look there's some isolations and the chicks writhing around and whining about how their parents don't support them when they're obviously in the audience looking happy and proud.

NO. Sure, I can't do what they do. But then again, I'm not trying out for AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW.

In other news... HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH, I love how one of the IMDB keywords for the movie Titus is ACCIDENTAL CANNIBALISM. And there are only like five other movies in the whole database with the same keyword -- one of which is the 80's version of Titus Andronicus. ACCIDENTAL CANNIBALISM. OH SHAKESPEARE, YOU CARD~

I need to watch that movie again. Heeehe~

Hehe. So Saturday night, Ronnie and Alex came over and we sat around and ate pizza and watched The Chipmunk Adventure. If you've never seen that movie, you're missing out. I want my own Alvin and the Chipmunks (AND CHIPETTES) dolls with diamonds in them. I had forgotten how creepy the bad guys were, but I had definitely not forgotten my favorite number -- when Alvin, Simon and Theodore sing Wooly Bully for the natives and make the poles they're tied to start dancing. MAGIC, I TELL YOU. Also, when Alvin offers them his "shoesies~"

We also realized there is no way that movie would fly today. There are so many things that people would get all offended over and come on now, it's the effing CHIPMUNKS.

(I also never knew Simon was the oldest chipmunk. I always thought it was Alvin cause he was the "leader" -- except he wasn't using his age for leverage, I guess. He was just being a little asshole. XD)

Also also. Jeanette + Simon = OTP.

After that we randomly played stuff until midnight when we decided to take a trip to Ronnie's to get one of his 360 controllers and his guitar -- then we went to the creepy 7-11 (where everyone knew Alex's name, thanks to his awesome nametag) and talked on the way back about how many damn people were there. We started a band on Rock Band named Socially Awkward (which has a very "awesome" logo showing the danger of... cutting roses?) and my arms hurt like a bitch cause I was on drums. I was only playing on easy too. :|

We got online with all the twelve year olds around 3 A.M. to play Gears of War, and switched to Grand Theft Auto when GoW only had a bunch of elitist, snotty assholes playing it. GTA was much better and Alex was able to run around and play deathmatch with a billion people. And race helicopters.

There should be hot air balloon races though. Or just hot air balloons in general, cause the Chipmunks Adventure taught us a lot about hot air ballooning.

(WE'RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK AND ROLLLLL~ RAWAWAWAWAWK AND ROOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~)

Dammit. Now it's stuck in my head. D:

I think I might make brown boot covers for my black Tenel Ka boots and just wear those for zombie!Shmi -- I'm gonna be wearing a long skirt anyways so it's not like they'll have to look awesome. Plus that means I will have to bring one less pair of boots! Which actually means I will only have ONE PAIR OF BOOTS TO BRING TO D*C. WHAT? WHAT THE HELL? USUALLY IT'S LIKE FOUR. OMG. Well, okay, I'd probably be bringing three this year (black TK boots, brown YJK TK boots for Shmi and a fun pair to wear when not in costume). So scratch the YJK brown ones for Shmi and I will just have the black TK ones and a fun yay pair. SO TWO.

... THAT'S BETTER THAN FOUR.

Hahaha! In a discussion concerning the movie Step Brothers on the IMDB message board:

Person #1: Wow, that really makes me want to see this movie (sarcasm). Why does Will Ferrell think his being naked is funny? No one wants to see naked men; even women don't. You want evidence? Why do 99% of exotic clubs feature female dancers?

Person #2: Because only men will pay for nudity and sex.

HAHAHAHA, ZING. Also found on IMDB -- I watched part of the Twilight fandom explode on IMDB yesterday during my lunch break, in a bad, bad way after spoilers for their new book were floating around. I should do a study on fandoms. It was like watching a star collapse or a train wreck or something equally as insane. I saw diehard fans of the books fully renounce their fandom and complain about how the series is ruined (Loch Ness Monster, lulz).

Most of the posts looked like this -- and this is an actual example:

*cries*
It all sounds like something created by a hater or fanfiction
but it also sounds so like stephenie.

Is that supposed to be a compliment or a bash? :( I've seen a billion icons around LJ about how the last book is just one BIG FAIL, so this could take my study even further. I could include the reactions to the last Legacy of the Force (hell, NJO for that matter too -- loose ends much?) book and the last Harry Potter book for my study too. Of course, this is looking to be the most violent reaction I've seen.

AND HEY. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS WINS. Love it. XD

Have I mentioned how much I love Terry (Nick Swardson) from Reno 911!: "I'm recording an album... it's called Terry: South Bitch: Live. Fuck you, Dad. And it drops in, uh 2009."

Terry: "I'm on wheels, yo!"
Raineesha: "Thats not the only thing you're on. What else are you on, Terry?"
Terry: "I'm on fucking crack, yo!"

Trudy: "Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno."
Terry: "Heavy on the assador!"

Raineesha: "We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd."
Terry: "How is this... I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... lube or lewd?"

And those are only from the movie... if I started quoting Terry from the show... XDDDD Aaaaaaaand I totally didn't pick up Jim Dangle in Revelry Junction. Not at all. :|

Also, one of the best and most simple things in the world is sleeping in. HEART.

AUGUST 5TH. THE FAINT'S FIRST NEW CD IN FOUR YEARS. :O

And ( under this cut, I spoil the LOL SEQUEL TO THE LOST BOYS WITH LOTS OF CURSING. )

dafkjsfjdkasjdfkjasdfjsdk! AM I GOING TO HAVE TO BUY THIS CRAP DAMN MOVIE JUST FOR THE CHEESE FACTOR? D:

So I was reading this old article in a Time Magazine from 1986 -- right after It was released and Stephen King has reasons for his IDEAS. REASONZ I TELL YOU. The bolded part totally makes me flake out.

In an eerie resemblance to his spiritual ancestor Poe, King was also deserted by his father in infancy. At the age of four the lonely boy walked home pale and unspeaking. A neighborhood friend had inexplicably vanished. "It turned out," King later recalled, "that the kid had been run over by a freight train while playing on or crossing the tracks (years later, my mother told me they had picked up the pieces in a wicker basket)." To this day the author has "no memory of the incident at all; only of having been told about it..." But at the age of eight he had a very accessible dream: "I saw the body of a hanged man dangling from the arm of a scaffold on a hill. When the wind caused the corpse to turn in the air, I saw that it was my face -- rotted and picked by the birds, but obviously mine. And then the corpse opened its eyes and looked at me." Permutations of both incidents would turn up in books two decades later.

adfksjdaklsjdfkjsdf D: But I love this next part.

On Mother's Day, 1973, a Doubleday editor called about the sale of paperback rights [for Carrie]. "I thought he was going to tell me I was only getting $5,000 or something," King fondly remembers. "He said $400,000. The only thing I could think to do was go out and buy my wife a hair dryer. I stumbled across the street to get it and thought I would probably get greased by some car."

HAHAHAHHAHAH~ <3

"People think the muse is a literary character," says King, "some cute little pudgy devil who floats around the head of the creative person sprinkling fairy dust. Well, mine's a guy with a flattop in coveralls who looks like Jack Webb and says, 'All right, you son of a bitch, time to get to work.'"

LOVE. XD

Was it just me, or did Tim Gunn say something to the effect of "I have to go throw myself in front of a taxi cab after I slit my wrists!" -- in the previews for next week's Project Runway...? BECAUSE LOL TIM GUNN. <33333

Here are some random tidbits. RANDOM YAY!

1.) HEY MTV, FUCK YOU. THIS IS NOT NEEDED. NOT AT ALL.

2.) aklsjdfkldsjfjk VEGAS. CRISS ANGEL. WADE ROBSON. CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. The new pictures! The second picture -- the grayish dress with all the swirls on it = OMG <3333. AND THE BLACK OUTFIT IN THE THIRD ROW IS CREEPY. LOOK AT HER NAILS. D: I CAN'T WAIT.

3.) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4!: "It's our funniest season yet, I think," said McElhenney, who'd only part with one plotline, though that one's probably enough to set the tone: "We get addicted to eating human meat."

4.) NEW ROBOT FOES FROM TERMINATOR SALVATION -- EWWW HYDRABOTS.

In other news, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE AT DRAGON*CON? SERIOUSLY? Oh snap~ :O

The Fall is still playing in Shirlington when I thought it would be out of that theater like two weeks ago. IT IS CALLING TO ME. D:

I am still pissed about Rachel Weisz not being in the third Mummy movie, but I am gonna have to see it on the big screen. Good cheese fun! Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh = automatic love (Luke Ford and Isabella Leong are bot HOT as well). Also, John Hannah always kicks ass in the Mummy movies and gets The Best Lines. Looks like he's getting them in this one too. XD I guess I will reserve judgement on Maria Bello until I see her as Evelyn and I will try not to be too bitchy from the get-go. But no one can kick ass as Evie as well as Rachel -- that is like her character.

Plus, THE TERRA COTTA ARMY. And omg YETI. ksdjfkajsfdksjdfkjdfkjsdfkjdkj~

(And omg BRENDAN FRASER SO CUTE ;-;~)

SO I WENT TO THE CRENTIST DENTIST TODAY. AFTER FIVE YEARS. No cavities! :D They did a crazy cleaning though. Then for the fluoride I got to bite down on this mouth thing that had the stuff in it -- it looked like hair mousse and tasted like mint and it seriously looked like I was foaming at the mouth with rabies or something. D:

My back feels a little better. I wasn't really paying attention to it today cause I was so paranoid about the dentist -- but I think it's getting there. I also managed to bloody up my Peter McVries shirt a bit more. My bullet hole will definitely have to be on the left this year. Hehe~ I love how four of my eight costumes require me to be gross and bloody (zombie!Shmi, Peter McVries, Lisey Landon & Little Sister). Luckily the other four (the Tenel Kasasasasasasas, Chris Chambers & Maid Marian) require me to be clean (and only one of those four require me to BE A MAN, HUG IT OUT BITCH~)... heeeeee.

And I want to have Sam Sparro's babies. Especially for this song. And "Pocket" and "Black and Gold"... but mostly this one.

I am the only person in the world not uber-orgasmic about the release of Batman, AND I APOLOGIZE. So this entry has nothing Batman-related like my whole friendslist, LOL. SORRY GUYZ. :(

Although, I would like to see the Terminator trailer on a big screen, hello. ( And under this cut I gush about Terminator. )

Okay, my back is fucking killing me. The ride to work and home every day is kind of okay until I get to maybe the last five minutes (the ride takes me about half an hour) and then I'm in so much pain I want to scream. I have to get up every twenty minutes at my desk and walk around. Twelve ibuprofen and four muscle relaxants a day aren't doing anything.

So I get to wait this out, pretty much. I'm tempted to go get the x-ray on Monday. But I have a dentist appointment. And I haven't been the dentist in five years. So I'm too busy worrying about that. Broken ass, a billion problems with the teeth, no doubt -- and there's so much crap I want to get done on the weekends and I WON'T BE GETTING ANY OF IT DONE THIS WEEKEND, IT LOOKS LIKE.

(THE FALL DVD ON SEPTEMBER 9TH. :D)

(RESIDENT EVIL 5 ON MARCH 13, 2009. :D)

Also, I want to eat the fact that Final Fantasy XIII is gonna on the Xbox 360 and not just the Playstation 3. OUCH SONY LOL.

djfkdsjf that movie was even more amazing the second time around. I also caught the fact that Alexandria liked the slave and the indian because she "knew" them. The others she wasn't so sure of (orderly/Darwin & "pirate" actor/Luigi). Lee Pace crying is the most hypnotizing thing ever. Oh oh oh and him in makeup. And the look he gets before the masked bandit is suddenly french. YES. I CAN'T YES ENOUGH. I think my favorite line/delivery is: "IT SAYS ALL OF THAT ON THAT LITTLE LOCKET...?" And Alexandria when she flips out over the dead body and is all, "WAKE UP OR THEY'LL CUT YOU UP."

OH MAAAAAAAAAN. Mia Michael's killed it on SYTYCD last week with the group routine. I was so happy to see Mark leading (he was so perfectly creepy for the role) and the song (THAT SONG, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE USED THAT SONG <3). Not to mention the whole feel of it. It took Wade's zombies and Mia's own Danny-in-a-skirt routine and threw them together and added a whole crack-circus theme. I loved it.

PARTAKE IN THE CRAZY-MAZINGNESS.

...and I've started posting on IMDb forums. This... this is bad. D: So far I've dropped posts in the Clue, So You Think You Can Dance, Stephen King, Bag of Bones, Wall-E and I Love the new Millennium forums. Hehehehe. And you can bet your ass I will be all over The Long Walk board when that jank goes up.

EW.com is doing their NEW CLASSIC lists and they released the first 25 of the top 50 for the NEW CLASSIC VIDEO GAMES. Silent Hill 2 made the list at 44! :O THAT EXCITES ME. Psychonauts at 43! KOTOR at 30! BIOSHOCK AT 28! :D

I will be shocked if number one isn't something like GTA or Halo -- or if those two aren't at least in the top five.

(LOL, iReporters on Starfbucks closing a number of their stores and why a lot of them don't give a shit:

"I already have to spend $4 a gallon on gas, why would I spend $4 for 12 oz of coffee?"

"You're kidding me, right? Anyone heard of the Mr. Coffee machine? You can get one for $15, and set it to have your coffee ready for you when you roll out of bed, then it turns off an hour later so as not to burn your house down should you forget to turn it off."

I also will never forget someone's awesome quote on Time Magazine's website when all Starbucks stores closed for three hours one day for mandatory employee retraining or some shit awhile back: "I'm not sure why it's going to take them three hours to learn how to press a button.")

So I'm about 95% sure I'm going to see The Fall again either tomorrow or the next day. This is odd because, yes, I am not a fan of movie theaters (and omg the PRICE). But this movie is totally eating my mind and I want to go see it again so bad.

I think the last movie I saw more than once in the theaters was either Revenge of the Sith or Napoleon Dynamite. More than two years ago. :| And that should be enough to show how enamored I am with this movie. Hehehe~

So it's a little more than three paragraphs and pretty much only makes sense if you know what happens in the LotF series, but wow. I am suddenly a fan of writing Zekk and Tenel Ka like nasty masterminds. Also, the mental image of them lounging around in the gardens is just hot. I don't know what it is. I think it's all the green mixed with all that black/gray/copper. And touchy-feely Zekk. D:


( Especially those two selfish twin children of Han and Leia. )

THE SANDLOT IS ON. <3 "FOREVER. FOREVER. FOOOORRREEEVVVEEERRR."

Dragon*Con is lucky I'm already bringing eight costumes to it or I would so make the Masked Bandit's outfit from The Fall.

(THOSE PANTS CONSUME ME AND I COULD NOT STOP LOOKING AT THEM. THEY ARE GIGANTIC AND AMAZING.)



And dude, to add to the kid in that movie -- her awesomeness. The IMDb trivia page for The Fall says: "Catinca Untaru [Alexandria] didn't speak English. She learned her lines by heart."

Also...

"A miscommunication between the casting agent and Catinca Untaru led her to believe that Lee Pace was a real-life paraplegic. Director Tarsem Singh found that this brought an added level of believability to their dialogue, so he decided to keep almost the entire cast and crew under the same impression. Singh had to speak to the actor playing Alexandria's father and explain that his role was smaller than it appeared, since the script implied that he played the role of the bandit (actually played by Pace) in the fantasy scenes. Apparently it was hard to keep up the lie - a makeup artist walked into a room to find Pace standing and almost passed out from shock."

Heeeeee~

So Ronnie, Erin, Jeremy, Alex and I went to go see The Fall earlier tonight. I loved it, but the longer I sit here and think about it the more I adore it.

TRAILER! The imagery = ksdjfaksjdfk eyegasm and the storyline is a big A+ -- I also love the way the characters/items/everything fit everywhere in the story. And I also loved how the story just deteriorated into a big mess when Roy was hitting the bottle and all that. YESSSSS.

Kids usually annoy the crap out of me in movies. I was absolutely in love with Alexandria. She acted like a little kid and not some pretentious snot-nose little tool you see in most movies.

Also, I am in love with Lee Pace. He was one big YES PLEASE in this movie. The way he snakes from this charming, endearing OH-SO-CUTE fellow into this manipulative, sleazy thing ("I think he stole something of mine.") -- yet I STILL FELT BAD FOR HIM. NO NO YOU DON'T NEED THE MORPHIN3 MORPHINE.

BTW, his actress crush/ex-girlfriend chick was a bitch.

ALRIGHT, RAMBLING INCOHERENTLY SLEEP TIME.

Hur hur, I personally give a big SHOVE OFF WHATEVER to every single summer movie except this one.

I am so excited for this movie it's not even funny. Haven't seen Iron Man, haven't seen Indy, haven't seen Caspian. Wanted to, kind of, sure (Indy cause it's Indy and Caspian cause it's Ben Barnes, hay). Pretty sure I won't see Hulk or even Batman (OH NOES). But I hate movie theaters. I hate people. I especially get annoyed with children. But I will go see this movie opening weekend (and it will probably even be Sunday morning, at that) -- BECAUSE IT LOOKS AMAZING. And Pixar has NEVER LET DOWN BEFORE. And Wall E is the CUTEST EFFING THING EVER OHMYGAWD LOOK AT HIM.

I was in the drive-through line at McDonald's today and I saw a guy sitting on a curb waiting for a bus and scratching a lottery ticket. For some reason, as I sat there watching him, I had the craziest and most gigantic urge to want him to win. Like I just wanted to watch him jump up and start cheering cause he won a million bucks. And it's a Monday. So I don't know where this sudden bout of HUZZAH OTHER PEOPLE!!11 came from, but it felt good. I was sad for him when he shrugged and threw the ticket away. D:

Last Thursday I met Emily/lusa_thul at Subway since my work is right near her house and we sat around and blabbed about D*C and costumes and what we still have to get done. Then we figured out what date we could have our MORE-BLOOD-ON-THIS SESSION -- which will be a day we set aside for bloodying up her Hank Olson shirt and my Peter Mcvries shirt (more blood!) and wrecking the hell out of our Shmi and Padme zombie costumes. XD

Saturday I went to the COMPANY PICNIC!!1 -- it was actually really nice outside and I had fun. :O! Then Saturday night, Ronnie (OMG gruppe_sechs) and I played Rock Band with Ashley (OMG see_aphy_be) and her friend Ashley, LOL~ it was fun and the Ashley's were probably like RONNIE AND HEATHER ARE SUCH TOOLS cause after the song it would cut back to us talking over the headset about like... To Wong Foo and me quoting the "LITTLE LATIN BOY IN DRAG, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" line. I love that line. LOVE IT.

Ronnie and I also played some multiplayer Grand Theft Auto IV with Ed/zekkxy, which was hilarious. Cause we amused ourselves by jumping out of helicopters and seeing how awesome my character model looked when hit with a car and then listening to our stupid taunts ("HEY QUE PASA????//") and then when we actually went and played a deathmatch with other people everyone was DOING AWESOME -- except me, of course. LOL. Although, I did get two kills and the "KILLED A ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEE" achievement. So HUZZAH! XD

AHAHAHAHAHA, VALERIE, IT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME. XD ...besides Adventures in the Magic Kingdom, naturally.

ALSO, JARED PADALECKI. I WISH I WAS THIS CAR BECAUSE THEN-- (you can finish this sentence, because I think you know where I'm going with it.) MUAHAHAHA I AM WRONG AND I AM SO SORRY FOR IT NO WAIT, I'M NOT. XD

I CAN WALK AGAIN. :O

I can still feel a sore spot in my left foot when I stretch my toes out. But I can finally move around without having to hobble everywhere.

Still wearing flats to work though. Mmmmhmm.

I stayed up too late watching that movie last night but I couldn't help it. Heeeheheh~ Whenever Kevin/Woody (with Samaire/Nell in his body) starts crying it's hilarious. "I DON'T WANNA BE A BOOOOOYEEEEEE~" <3333333

N.E.R.D.'s new cd is so YES PLEASE. XD

OH MY GAWD. I am watching It's a Boy Girl Thing cause I am in love with Kevin Zegers (duh) and Samaire Armstrong and it is pretty damn funny and I'm not even that far in. Plus, I've already had Kevin dancing around his room after a shower in a towel singing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE~!"

And I just got to the part where they switched bodies LOLOLOLOL -- "WHY AM I LOOKING AT A DRAWER FILLED WITH DAYS OF THE WEEK UNDERWEAR? GREAT NOW MY PUBES KNOW IT'S WEDNESDAY."

ADORABLE.

Kevin acting like a girl = HILARIOUS. Samaire plays a convincing dude in a girl's body too. Muahahahha~

(kjdfksjdf the part where he goes, "YOU FILTHY LITTLE SLUT!" = <3 hahahhahahahah~)


EDIT: klsjdfkljsdkljf HAHAH WHEN THEY START SABOTAGING EACH OTHER IT'S AMAZING. I love her in his body messing up Shakespeare by dancing around like a tool and then going into the bathroom and looking at a guy in there and just going, "NICE PENIS." And nodding and smiling all, "Y HALO THAR." And then him in her body threatening her virginity with the motorcycle guy and the expressions HE MAKES AS A GIRL. XDDDD SDKFJKSD HAHAHAH <333333~

EDIT 2: "I just found out I lost my virginity in a trailer park. *sniffle*" ---- "Look's like I'm gonna have to have a talk with that little son of a bitch because nobody calls us a slut."

(LOL THEY'RE JOINERS CLICK CLICK)

AHAHAHAHA, I'm on Entertainment Weekly's website. I was reading one of their photo gallery articles today and I got to #12 and I started reading the blurb and I was like, "SHIT, I TOTALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THIS PERSON. THEY LIKE AWESOME MOVIES~" and then I remembered answering this question on EW's blog and the person I wanted to hang out with was suddenly ME. XD

#12 on the "23 Movies You'd Love To See On the Big Screen"

LOL, GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MYSELF NOW. BRB.

Last night I had a dream I got to Dragon*Con and was so excited and had all my costumes and I was gonna go change into one and then I realized I forgot all my shoes and all my props (along with the bloody axe and blaster I'm supposed to bring for Ashley, hehe). :| Right now I am laughing my ass off about said dream, but when I woke up from it I was like "OHHHHH NOOOOO HOW AM I GONNA WEAR THESE COS--- wait, it was a dream. PHEW."

Haha, I love how the Star Wars/Bioshock story has me looking at the wikipedia page for things like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole ("...the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933") and sites like http://www.alphadictionary.com/slang/ to see when certain phrases and words were heavily in use and stuff. I mean, there was definitely cursing in Bioshock - but it just seems so weird to write JACEN SOLO SAYING "SON OF A BITCH"~

(Oh my gawwwwd, Anakin Solo with glasses -- CUTEST THING EVER. <3333)

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA I HAVE THE BIGGEST GIRL CRUSH ON COMFORT FEDOKE.

THAT ROUTINE WAS SO CUTE. And kdjfaksdjfdsk her line about dancing in a bra and panties and beads. She kills me. XD

(Also, TWITCH! <3 And JOSH! LOVE.)

I watched Battle Royale last night for the first time again in like forever and I forgot how much I love that movie. dskafjdskfj Mimura. AND THE LIGHTHOUSE SCENE. HEEEE! <3 I need to read that novel again.

This movie never ever ever gets old. And it's time for my yearly pimp of it.

If you haven't seen Stand By Me RENT IT RIGHT NOW. It's so damn heartwarming and sweet and hilarious. I have seen it a billion times and I still laugh my ass off every time they're sitting in the junkyard and every time they do the train dodge and every time Gordie shoots the loaded gun behind the diner and every time they sing in the treehouse to Vern -- and allllllll the time. <3333

Oh Billy~! -- LITTLE KIEFER SUTHERLAND LOL.

The Train Dodge -- this is one of the most classic scenes ever.

"...you use your left hand or your right hand for that?"

"YOU wish."

Plus, the look on Vern's face when he goes: "OH SHIT."


I always cry like a bitch at the end of this movie. D:

It also contains one of my favorite lines from a film ever, said by Teddy: "I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

One of the best King adaptations as well as just one of the best movies in general. <33333

("LEECHES!")

We got spiffy new business cards at work today. :D

Alright, y'all know I watch like 9048594853904.7 reality shows, but one of the best ones ever (and by best ones ever I mean it's in my top three with Project Runway and The Mole/America's Best Dance Crew/stupid ass Top Model -- four if you count American Gladiators as reality... okay so that's like top five, plus THIS SHOW SO TOP SIX) --

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE IS ON TONIGHT. I watch Idol, yeah. But Idol is always a yay because I know SYTYCD starts right when it stops, so Idol is always a lead-in to EFFING AWESOMENESS.

This show started out to me in the first season as like, "oh hay this looks like it could be amusing let's watch" -- but as the seasons went on it just keeps getting more fun. To see some of the shit these people can do with their bodies is AMAZING. Especially the break dancers (here's looking at Hok/Ryan/Cedric/etc.) -- and then dancers like Danny from last season. Holy crap. He was cocky, sure, but he could totally back it up with his skills.

AND THE GROUP DANCES~ <3333 (So much better and way more entertaining than Idol's group sings. D:)

I will never in my entire life get over this dance (DANNY IN A MAN-SKIRT <3). I kept that episode on the TIVO for months just for that dance. (Even if crapass Lauren was in it. :O~~~~~~ <-- barf)

ALSO, THE MUSIC. I have discovered so many bands by listening to the music they use for dances on here. This is where I first heard The Presets, LOL~


AND WADE ROBSON. WADE WADE WADE. PLEASE TO BE CHOREOGRAPHING SOME MORE WEIRD YET AWESOME SHIT THIS SEASON, THANK YOU (JHFDSJF THE LAST ONE ROISIN MURPHY RAMALAMA FJADKFJDSKLJFJF).


MY FOOT. It doesn't hurt as bad now, but I'm still supposed to be staying off of it and taking my massive amounts of ibuprofen. SO I AM HOPING IT IS ACTUALLY GOING AWAY. D:

...the pain, I mean. Not my foot.


YES. On June 3rd, Gavin Rossdale's solo album Wanderlust, Disturbed's fourth album Indestructible and the Best of Radiohead CD/DVD! <333333

OH SNAP BAG OF BONES HAS AN IMDB PAGE NOW. The day The Long Walk gets an IMDB page I will piddle my pants of glee like a puppy. NO RLY.

(AND FKL:KL:SADLASL, PEOPLE ON IMDB, THE DARK FIGURE AT THE END OF THE LONG WALK IS NOT RANDALL EFFING FLAGG. >:|)