So this icon has been sitting on my desktop for a few weeks now, waiting for me to put it on my lj with the rest of the icons. I was going to use it as my OH GAWD DRAMA icon, since Michael Jackson is totally settling down with his popcorn and getting ready for some serious action, but I figured it needed to be uploaded for other reasons now too. It's Michael Jackson, you guys. Even if you weren't a fan of his music, you can't deny how influential and popular he's been in the field of entertainment.

His music was catchy and unique, his dancing was amazing, his videos were epic and there isn't gonna be anyone like that for a very long time. Sure, in recent history things have gotten odd, but I know when I think of Michael Jackson, none of that shit pops in my head first. Him dancing with a bunch of zombies does, him doing the moonwalk does, him singing with his sister ("Miss Jackson if you're nasty"~ <3) on Scream does, Smooth Criminal does, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough, Remember the Time, P.Y.T., Black or White, Billie Jean, Jam, Bad, Beat It, Rock With You -- there's so much he's done. So many artists when asked who their influences are list Michael Jackson. Usher, Justin Timberlake, Mariah Carey, Aaliyah, his own sister Janet, even the newest American Idol, Kris Allen. Hell, just last week one of the dancers on So You Think You Can Dance talked about how much he loved Michael Jackson and how he would stand in front of the tv when he was a kid and practice dancing like him (the home video footage was darling).

I'll totally admit that as I sat on the couch the other day and watched this whole thing happen: Michael Jackson rushed to the hospital, Michael Jackson in a coma, King of Pop pronounced dead -- it was hard for me not to get a little teary-eyed. It's Michael Jackson. He was untouchable. He was the epitome of POP STAR. He was DANCE. He was MUSIC. And now he's gone and we're left with his music and videos.

Yeah, I'm not a dancer or a musician, I haven't been influenced in some artistic fashion. But I sure as hell am a fan. I'll dance flail around to his music, I'll sing it in the car or the shower and love every second of it just like I always have. His death hasn't changed that. He'll always be one of the greatest artists of our generation and there's no way he'll be forgotten.

To close this post. Everyone should have this song. EVERYONE.

Thriller - Michael Jackson (right click, save-as)

(I love Michael Jackson eating popcorn. XD)

And now for something completely different.

OKAY. So in 2006, Erin, my mom and I went to Wolf Trap to see Play! A Video Game Symphony. It was amazing (see here). There were songs from Final Fantasy and Silent Hill(!) and just omg it was awesome. But but butbtubtubtutbutbtubtut...

Video Games Live is making a stop here in Vienna at Wolf Trap is July!

Segments Featured in Video Games Live: Advent Rising [LEGS FOR MILES!], Beyond Good & Evil, BioShock [OMFG OFMSFJDKSHDF JSAHDJ MUST SEE], Castlevania, Chrono Cross [HOLY CRAP] Civilization IV, Dragon's Lair, EverQuest II, Final Fantasy (multiple segments), God of War, Halo (multiple segments), Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Headhunter, Kingdom Hearts, The Legend of Zelda series, Lucasarts Medley [EEEEEEEE <3333!~], Mass Effect, Medal of Honor, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Myst [*INSERT INCOHERENT BABBLE HERE*], Sonic the Hedgehog, Space Ace, Starcraft II, Super Mario Series (multiple segments), Tom Clancy Series Medley, Tron, Warcraft (multiple segments)

Along with Mario and Zelda and Halo and FF and KH and ME and just OMG. ALSO:

In addition to the music, VGL concerts also include video footage from the games, synchronized to the music and projected on large screens at performances. Due to ESRB regulations and the environment of the show, all footage is approved for all ages, meaning graphic violence in some of the game music played (ie: Halo, Medal of Honor, God of War) is never shown during a concert. Some VGL concerts may also include exclusive "never-before-seen" video game footage from games that have yet to be released.

VGL also boasts energetic lighting (also synchronized with the music), special fx, interactive music segments with the crowd, pre and post show festival activities, and interactive onstage games for selected audience members to participate in. Examples include an onstage Frogger competition, and a "live-action" rendition of Space Invaders.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE~ <3 AND PEOPLE COSPLAY AT IT ALL THE TIMEEEEEE~ LOL WHAT

Anyone up for it? I KNOW omicron1337 IS.

Tickets are ON SALE NOW and I MUST BUY and the National Symphony will be the ones performing the music!

OKAY. So I've been waiting for Julien-K to release a cd since 2003. Look, I even had them on a blog layout in MAY 2004.

IT HAS BEEN SIX YEARS.

The cd came out TODAY.

I preordered the special-nifty edition and it arrived today (when I thought it would take a couple of days to ship and stuff).

AND THERE WAS A SIGNED PICTURE OF THE BAND IN THE PACKAGE. LIKE WITH SHARPIES. THEY ARE SO HOT. THIS PICTURE IS SIGNED IN MY HAND (Elias -- dsfjaksdjfaksj his tattoos -- is so gorgeous AND AMIR, YOU GUYS, AMIR). SIX YEARS.

So everyone should come play Urban Dead. There are no spiffy graphics and nothing to download. It's basically an awesome browser-based text zombie game. XD

You should also come find either one of the following pairs and hang out with us.

1.) Evie Griegson (scientist) and Scott Landon (civilian - consumer) killing zombies around Kinch Heights. see_aphy_be's Evie is using her fists and Scott's using a pool cue, lol.

2.) Ray Garraty (police officer) and Peter McVries (firefighter, lol Ashley and I had to make these guys, duh) at the Kebby Hotel in Gibsonton. Art Baker is running around as a zombie. P.S. PETER HAS AN AXE, YOU GUYS. XD

I have really been loving me some zombies lately. Between L4D, House of the Dead, rewatching Shaun of the Dead, watching the total cyberpunk neo-zombie things in Casshern, etc., etc. and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is coming out soon. SHIT YES.

And snow day today heeeeeeee. And my Roisin Murphy cd should be getting here tomorrow. :o I thought her first cd was good, but I heard about five of her newer songs on Pandora recently and I freaked out. They were amazing - like ten times more than anything on her older cd. So I can't wait until it gets here and I can NOM NOM it all up and put it on my Zune and dance around everywhere like a tool.

(Seriously, Primitive (so effing hot), Dear Miami and Body Language. And I thought Ramalama was good, sjdfkajsd LOVE. <33333)


EDIT: I also might've just made a zombie named Louis March. Hehehehehe.

Okay, first, Jorma dancing to bands practicing at SNL. Bill Hader's face = love.

And here is "Boombox"~

All the lyrics crack me up, but I have to give extra props to how they say BOILED GOOSE in the last verse and this is definitely my favorite couple lines:

The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa!
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh!
I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman

The fact that everyone is wearing fingerless gloves and THEY MENTIONED THE BARTMAN. fdjkjsdkfjasdkfjaskfjd LOLOLOLOL~ when I heard this song in the car yesterday for the first time, I was at a stop light and cracking up. It was horrible. XD

(DO YOU GUY REMEMBER DO THE BARTMAN??? I felt like I was transported to my childhood when they mentioned the Bartman~ XDDD

Do the bartman, DO THE BARTMAN
Everybody back and forth, from side to side!)

So I bought The Lonely Island's cd today during lunch, like I said I would yesterday lol. Then I drove around and listened to/sang with "Jizz in my Pants", "Space Olympics", "Ras Trent", "Dick in a Box" and "I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain!)" really loud before going back to work. I probably looked like a tool but I didn't give a damn. I couldn't help it. The joy and absolute dorkery of those songs is TOO MUCH.

Also, the fact that I now have the JimP, RT, DiaB and Space Olympics on DVD makes me so giddy, you have no idea. XD

Look at them. <3



(SO CUTE~ AND JORMA = DARLING.)

I wish the average age of Katsucon wasn't like... -11, cause I would request "Jizz in my Pants" at one of the dances this weekend. Or hell, the dance remix of Christian Bale's freakout. ("WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND???/")

I am trying to nurse my inappropriate crushes on The Lonely Island, Thom Yorke and Bill Hader but they are threatening to get out of control. D:

(BOOMBOX is the funniest song ever, I must link for you all.)

And I didn't mean to roll up to the drive-through window at Taco Bell with Ras Trent blaring earlier. I really didn't.

INCREDIBAD is coming out and it will have the SPACE OLYMPICS song and JIZZ IN MY PANTS. And RAS TRENT!

I am going to Best Buy tomorrow on my lunch break. Space Olympics will help me pass the week and then Katsucon will be here. XD

did you guys see radiohead on the grammys last night DID YOU GUYS SEE RADIOHEAD ON THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT KJDIHDSDIHAIS they were amazing~

The USC marching band (all wearing tour shirts lol), 15 Step (<3), it made me giddy. Also, Thom's hair actually works like that. It looked good (I never ever lost my crush on Thom Yorke... ever).

Alright, so there was a question on a message board that sparked my interest -- What is your favorite theme park/carnival ride?

While I would be tempted to answer this with a flat-out roller coaster (SUP APOLLO'S CHARIOT HOLLA), I can't do it. My favorite ride ever in the entire world is by far Space Mountain at Disney World. I love it with all my heart and they're putting it into rehab this April and fixing it up and making it all fancy and I'm so excited.

I still need to finish my Disney report from like October 2007, lol. But in that part of the report is when we got stuck in Space Mountain with the lights on. I swear I was like a little kid in a candy store. It was GLORIOUS.

Plus, I am a fangirl of Tomorrowland and futuristic things in general -- so going into Space Mountain and bounding down the corridors like I'm in some space station waiting to board a damn ship with the ambient music and the announcements and the stars overhead. JFDIFJDISFJ SDIFJSFKJ DK: LOVE.

(And the feeling of being scared that I will hit my hands on the track around me makes me absolutely giddy.)

The best is sitting in the back and turning around while riding it. LOOOOOOOVE.

A goal o' mine. To ride Space Mountain at Disney World, Disneyland, Hong Kong Disneyland, Disneyland Resort Paris (where it is called Space Mountain: Mission 2) and Tokyo Disneyland. Look at how pretty it looks at Hong Kong Disneyland and Disneyland Resort Paris. <3333 Looooooooove.

OFFICIALLY HAPPY NEW YEARS NOW OKAY LOL

And the Zune is working perfectly now. I am listening to the Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core soundtrack my Ma got me for my birthday on it.

Some leap year clock code crap and it flipped out yesterday. It's fine now and I'm cackling wildly at all the people who went out yesterday and bought new mp3 players.

I am working on the new layouts for the board and I'm trying to figure out what to put on the logos. I figure I will make a Star Wars one (I'm not sure with what exactly yet, though), and something else random and maybe a creepy one so I can use it. XD

I like the fact that you can have multiple layouts at once on a Zetaboard and people can pick which one they want to use.

And the tag/avatar marathoning starts today on the board! So I need to make mine and get them online. :D

OKAY. [/random]

Okay, so today has been really odd. First, all the 30gb (and 80gb too, I think) Zunes around the world have frozen on the loading screen. I am not in an absolute shitfit over this because my Zune has never given me problems before in the two years I have had it and I have my music on cds and the computer. I am eyerolling at all the Overdramatic Tools who are slitting wrists over it and threatening to sue -- and also eyerolling over all the Apple Fanboys like, "WELL THAT'S WHY I HAVE AN IPOD HUR HUR." I won't even get started on those people -- nerdy/know-it-all brand whores (I don't care what mp3/computer/console/etc. you back) are even worse than regular brand whores. I know because I dated one. Plus, ALL ELECTRONICS have problems sooner or later -- NOTHING is PERFECT. Effing MP3 players and computers should not be things people BITCH AT EACH OTHER OVER. SERIOUSLY.

(This is my favorite exchange I saw on the Zune boards today.

Poster 1: yeah theres definately something very very wrong with the zune... i wish i did my research befor buying this useless fking product.
Poster 2: So your research would have told you that an undetermined coding issue was going to cause a problem at some future date?

Maybe you should also do your research on correct spelling.

and also: "People who are bitching: Bugs happen. Be happy you have electricity, clean water, indoor plumbing, and access to food. Some people don't. MP3 players are not a basic human right, they are a LUXURY."

and this one too: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MY ZUNE IS TEH BROKEN. HACKERZ BROKE MY ZUNE CLOCK.. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!! Oh.. i'll turn on the radio or play a CD (remember those?)"

I love the internet. XD)


Then at work today, the weather/our building decided to play with us. It was sunny outside and really windy. Then a few clouds came (but you could still see it was sunny). There was a giant flash of lightning and a huge rumble of thunder. It snowed for about 45 seconds and then our power went out, came back on and went out again. Then when the power returned it started snowing really heavy for about a minute. THEN THE SUN CAME BACK OUT COMPLETELY. D:

WTF IS GOING ON TODAY? IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE?


(LOLOLOL PERSONA 4 GAMEFAQS BOARD:

Poster 1: Chie just Galactic Punted a Turret Enemy.
Poster 2: Which makes you wonder if Yosuke suffered any permanent damage from when Chie kicked him in the junk.)

1.) Twin Peaks suddenly turned into SILENT HILL. It was kind of Silent Hill before but now it REALLY IS. We just watched the episode where they find the dead vagrant with the chess piece in his mouth. Also, the DVD menu music = SILENT HILL.

AND LOLOLOLOLOL LEO WHAT IS THIS?

2.) "The Letdown" by The White Tie Affair pretty much seems to be a song about a guy cheating on his girlfriend for one night and her finding out -- he sounds so earnest and sad about what he did but I don't feel bad for him at all and am like DAMN RIGHT BITCH when he sings, "If I was you I wouldn't take me back~" -- also, lol, he wants to be let down slowly. Asshat, you are the one who cheated, I will let you down as hard and angry as I want.

Even if the guy in the song is a tool, I still love this song. This album is very good. XD

3.) The campout in Persona 4. Yosuke hording bikinis on his person for Chie and Yukiko to wear, Kanji the badass pitching a bitch cause Yosuke is eating his animal crackers and he WANTED TO FIND THE PENGUIN, Yosuke and your main character almost fainting of gross when Chie and Yukiko presented them with curry featuring like every ingredient under the sun. LOVE.

4.) It is almost 2009? WHAT?

5.) In February, Andy/Akiva/Jorma (aka The Lonely Island) are releasing a cd called INCREDIBAD (these are the boys responsible for SNL's digital shorts) and on it, it will have -- wait for it -- "Dick In A Box", "Natalie Raps", "Lazy Sunday", "Ras Trent", "Jizz In My Pants" AND "SPACE OLYMPICS"~ YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.

There is also a song with T-Pain. But it'll never be as good as, "DOWN AT THE STRIP CLUB, SPENDING CASH. ONES AND FIVES AND EVEN TWOS!" or "I THROW A SILVER DOLLAR AND A LADY GETS HURT~" and of course, "ROBOT VOICE, ROBOT VOICE, ALL OF THE KIDS LOVE THE ROBOT VOICE."

(I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID BLIZZARD MAN BEFORE THE EPISODE WITH TIM MCGRAW, HOLY CRAP. LOL Ludacris needs to come to the show more often.

HAHAAHAHAH, "THEN WE HANG OUT AND DO LOTS OF SEX WITH GIRLS~")

Oh Andy Samberg. <3

GONNA GO PLAY SOME PERSONA 4 FOR A LITTLE BIT. Heheheeh.

Awwwwwww! For once I might give a shit about the Grammys!

Best Urban/Alternative Performance
Say Goodbye To Love
Kenna

Best Alternative Music Album & Album Of The Year
In Rainbows
Radiohead

Best Dance Recording
Black & Gold
Sam Sparro


I keep hearing all these rumors about the first Persona being remade for the PSP. Has anyone heard anything solid about this? Cause OMG. I would cry my eyes out of utter and complete happiness.

Aaaaand I am currently having way too much fun on Cafepress. Will share some crack soon. XD

LOL, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY'S POPWATCH QUOTE OF THE DAY. YESSSSSSSSSS. I LOVE MRS. WHITE SO MUCH. MADELINE KAHN IS SO CLASSIC. <3

(I also love how there are a bunch of people quoting the movie in the comment section. Good to see the movie getting love. XD)

So I think I have picked my favorite song of 2008. I loved Metro Station's "Wish We Were Older" (as you can see here), silly and crackheaded but totally addictive Lady Gaga forced me to dance with "Just Dance", Sam Sparro fucking rocked it with "Black and Gold", The Music totally killed it when "The Spike" came out -- but this song is like everything I want in a song.

It has fused enough rock with enough danceability and enough DRAMU-FILLED lyrics to make me love it with all my heart. I love the riffs, I love the way the vocals go from dirty to clean to creepy ("WE CAN'T GO BACK, WE CAN'T GOOOO~" ...i always have to sing along), I absolutely love the angsty-wangst.

And all the sounds and stuff-- IT'S LIKE CYBERPUNK TURNED INTO A SONG. <3

"Die Tonight Live Forever" - Innerpartysystem

LOVE IT.

...it was so hard to just pick one song off that cd. Hit up Don't Stop, This Empty Love (jdsfkdjfdsfs this song is so sexy) & Heart of Fire too.

DEAR INNERPARTYSYSTEM,

YOUR CD, IT IS AMAZING. BABIES PLZ. YOU ARE RIVALING SAM SPARRO FOR MY FAVORITE ALBUM OF 2008. :O

OH CHESQUITO, I KNOW! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS,
ME



(Actually, I love you so much -- but it really does hurt. Going to the stomach doctor/specialist on Friday morning. kdfjfsaksdjfkasdjfsdfkj go away paaaaaaain~)

LOL ADULT CONTENT IN THIS POST? WHAT?

Okay, so I should probably be working on costumes or something useful, but instead I find myself sitting on LJ reading entries in the community bad_sex --

OH MY GOD. I AM A GIRL AND I FEEL PHYSICAL PAIN WHILE READING THIS. KJFKFLSDFL:JKS DFJ" EO RI"EOFJ DS/ THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.

Also, I LOLed.


THE FAINT! Okay, so I mentioned the song "Fulcrum and Lever" from the new Faint cd giving me nightmares. The sound of it is so odd and creepy and the lyrics are about a kid and his friends who tried to fly and the kid lands in some place that looks like Earth, but it's really weird. I love this song. LOOOOVE.

And I love this line: "Gravity seems weak until you look down."

("A Battle Hymn for Children" is a really good song too. ALSO. "FOREVER GROWING CENTIPEDES" -- I WANT THIS SONG'S MUSICAL BABIES. When did Todd start sounding so hot? When he says "Forever growing centipedes, you and I" and the "Every time I move I'm in another dimension" verse~ dafjksjdkfjaksfjdkjsdfkljksfd OH MAN WHAT?)

And some Long Walk love. After a gunshot is heard...

Baker: "Barkovitch. That was Barkovitch, I'm sure it was."
Barkovitch: "Wrong, redneck! One hundred per cent dead wrong!"


(AND OMG I WATCHED LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE. THE ONLY REDEEMING THING IS COREY FELDMAN. "WHO ORDERED THE STAKE?")

SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST LOVE ME. Apparently the crap set-in-L.A.-instead-of-NYC/real gangs remake of The Warriors ISN'T HAPPENING ANYMORE. :D AWWWWWW. Now if people would just keep their gross, grubby, unoriginal mitts off of Clue and Legend and Labyrinth (I wouldn't be opposed to a film of Return to Labyrinth though, but you have to get Bowie), then the world might be a better place.

SAM WINCHESTER IN THE SUPERNATURAL SEASON 4 PREMIERE. HE IS SO GIANT AND SAUCY.

I've decided I think Stephen King should write the next Star Wars book. Chewbacca gets buried in a special cemetary on some backwater planet where he COMES BACK TO LIFE AND STARTS KILLING PEOPLE. Then the ghosts of Anakin and Jacen harass their sister until SHE COMMITS SUICIDE. Han and Leia and Allana go to find the mysterious mystery of the Falcon and end up in some sprawling building on Fondor where HAN GOES BATSHIT AND TRIES TO KILL LEIA AND ALLANA WHILE ALLANA IS TALKING TO HER FINGER AND CROAKING REDRUM. Jacen's ghost YAMMERS ENDLESSLY IN TENEL KA'S HEAD AND THEN TENEL KA GETS MAULED BY SOME FREAK-JACEN-SOLO SUPPORTER. Tenel Ka gets Allana back and they meet Kyp Durron who is this older gentleman and they totally get all cozy with each other until TENEL KA GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY HER SUBJECTS AND KYP IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. Zekk, Jacen, Anakin and Raynar go on an overnight trip out in the woods to GO SEE A DEAD BODY.

Oh oh oh and we can't forget -- the Jedi Academy has an event where 100 younglings have to walk for as long as possible and not fall under 4mph over three times or else they get SHOT IN THE HEAD. IT'S A PART OF THEIR TRAINING, YOU GUYS (Kyle Katarn = the Major).

Yes sir. YES SIRRRRRRR.

Also, when Michael Phelps/Cullen Jones/Jason Lezak/Garrett Weber-Gale did the whole gold medal thing on the 400m freestyle, did anyone else think Phelps was totally screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAH!!!111"...? I was thinking, "LOL ARE YOU KICKING THE SMACK-TALKING FRENCH ALAIN BERNARD BACKWARDS INTO THE POOL OR WHAT?"

So the new cd by The Faint is pretty hot. It took a couple listens to get into it but I would definitely have to say "Forever Growing Centipedes", "The Geeks Were Right" and "Fulcrum and Lever" are my three favorite tracks -- the last of which will give me nightmares forever. XD And the lyrics to "The Geeks Were Right" are totally love. <333 Heeehe~

AUGUST 5TH. THE FAINT'S FIRST NEW CD IN FOUR YEARS. :O

And ( under this cut, I spoil the LOL SEQUEL TO THE LOST BOYS WITH LOTS OF CURSING. )

dafkjsfjdkasjdfkjasdfjsdk! AM I GOING TO HAVE TO BUY THIS CRAP DAMN MOVIE JUST FOR THE CHEESE FACTOR? D:

So I was reading this old article in a Time Magazine from 1986 -- right after It was released and Stephen King has reasons for his IDEAS. REASONZ I TELL YOU. The bolded part totally makes me flake out.

In an eerie resemblance to his spiritual ancestor Poe, King was also deserted by his father in infancy. At the age of four the lonely boy walked home pale and unspeaking. A neighborhood friend had inexplicably vanished. "It turned out," King later recalled, "that the kid had been run over by a freight train while playing on or crossing the tracks (years later, my mother told me they had picked up the pieces in a wicker basket)." To this day the author has "no memory of the incident at all; only of having been told about it..." But at the age of eight he had a very accessible dream: "I saw the body of a hanged man dangling from the arm of a scaffold on a hill. When the wind caused the corpse to turn in the air, I saw that it was my face -- rotted and picked by the birds, but obviously mine. And then the corpse opened its eyes and looked at me." Permutations of both incidents would turn up in books two decades later.

adfksjdaklsjdfkjsdf D: But I love this next part.

On Mother's Day, 1973, a Doubleday editor called about the sale of paperback rights [for Carrie]. "I thought he was going to tell me I was only getting $5,000 or something," King fondly remembers. "He said $400,000. The only thing I could think to do was go out and buy my wife a hair dryer. I stumbled across the street to get it and thought I would probably get greased by some car."

HAHAHAHHAHAH~ <3

"People think the muse is a literary character," says King, "some cute little pudgy devil who floats around the head of the creative person sprinkling fairy dust. Well, mine's a guy with a flattop in coveralls who looks like Jack Webb and says, 'All right, you son of a bitch, time to get to work.'"

LOVE. XD

You guys. Bill Kaulitz is so effing pretty with his black nails and his 80's hair. And I want his little german babies. Look at him when he's all wet. KJFKDSJFKDSJFKJDSFlkldd. Added bonus: VIDEO OF TOKIO HOTEL GETTING ALL WET AT 3:07. Lol, Bill's awesome Dead or Alive hair is getting all drenched!

Okay, I know zoopiglet and I always make fun of Criss Angel (Chris Angle Bangle) out of love. But dude, you take him and two of my favorite things. Wade Robson and Cirque du Soleil.

And you get FAMILY VACATION TO LAS VEGAS THIS FALL. I'M NOT LYING. WE HAVE TO.


IN OTHER NEWS, BOO ON ALL UPCOMING STAR WARS BOOKS BECAUSE CAINE BLACK KNIFE HAS A RELEASE DATE!

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

dlmfjksdjf I had to take a break from working on costumes to pimp this song.

"Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station -- it is really not conducive to getting costume-work done because I keep getting up and JAMMING TO IT YESSS. It's like Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco (when they were good and had a !), The Cure and Head Automatica got together and had an ILLEGITIMATE LOVECHILD OF MUSICAL ASSHATTERY AND AWESOMENESS.

First of all, it's totally and so easily danceable. Second, it's so perverted. You know how I love me some perverted.

Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes
(LOL BRING IT.)

IT IS SO MUCH FUN TO SING ALONG WITH THE "WHOA-E OH-WE OH-OH" SHIT TOO, I SWEAR. THIS IS MY SUMMER ANTHEM. MUAHAHAHAHHA~

This entry also may or may not have been written while I was chugging a can of Bawls. Possible said can of Bawls might've also been in my hand while I was up and around jamming to the song. This is very different from trying to booze and play Rock Band.

(THE SONG IS OVER TOO FAST.)

But first, does anyone have the song "Darker" by the Doves? This song is so sexcellent and I can't find it anywhere. :(