YOU GUYS I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE! :D

In other animation news, The Clone Wars has a rating of 18% on Rotten Tomatoes and placed third in the box office on it's opening weekend. Hahaha, I should feel bad cause I'm a Star Wars fan. But I don't. Trying to milk me for money with something we've pretty much already seen in an era I've lost all interest in -- plus making the Expanded Universe more of a place to LOL WHAT? HAHAH at than it has ever been (which is really hard to do) -- I think on my FAVORITE FANDOM LIST OF FANDOMY THINGS, Star Wars has moved down a couple places.

You know, cause it needs to make room for real stories and storytellers taking place in eras and times I give a shit about with characters I actually like who don't die for really lame and lazy reasons (redemption for a family member? what the hell is that? EVEN THOUGH FOR VADER IT WAS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT). Fandoms like Bioshock (2 and movie, WHAT), Silent Hill (Silent Hill: Homecoming!) and Stephen King (Just Past Sunset and Under the Dome!). Oh man, but Stover still owns it. He's like holding Star Wars up by himself on the fandom list here. That's a big pile of crap to hold up too.

I mean, Star Wars was on one of the movie channels a couple weeks ago and I was like, "UGH, HAN AND LEIA YOU GUYS EFFING SUCK IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE PARENTING CLASSES OR SOMETHING. OH GOD THERE GOES BOBA FETT INTO THE SARLACC PIT WHERE HE REALLY SHOULD'VE DIED." So yeah, thanks LotF for doing that to one of my favorite movies. :(

That's not to say I completely disown it though. I mean, there are still things I like. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyle Katarn, Kyp, Lando, Republic Commando (the game), Knights of the Old Republic, Battlefront, Dark Forces, The Outlander Club (I would spend all my time in there), Hapes, Nar Shaddaa, Coruscant, Dathomir, Luke Skywalker (in the movies), Chew-effing-bacca, Nightsisters, Traitor, Star by Star, the Strike Team, Darth Caedus (kind of, I guess), Allana, that chapter of The Joiner King, Tenel Ka's arm, Taryn and Trista Zel -- and of course Jacen Solo, when he was still a make-sense type of character. Also, Jacen Solo in a skirt (Vector Prime). Not to be confused with Questionably Clothes-less Jacen Solo (Traitor) and Vong Robeskin + Amphistaffs Jacen Solo (also Traitor -- come on, Stover knows where it's at).

See, there are things I still like. But this post-LotF stuff and all this Clone Wars crap just has me = "WAIT, THERE'S NEW STAR WARS NEWS? I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, SORRY."


P.S. HEY. PERSONA 4. DECEMBER 9TH. MAKING GLASSES SEXIER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE! :D

The glasses, given by Kuma, play an important role in the game, and allow the party to see through the heavy mist inside Mayonaka TV and decrease stamina loss. Apparently Kuma himself does not need a pair. The pistol-like Evokers of Persona 3 are replaced by tarot cards, which the main characters shatter in order to summon their respective Personas.

I kind of think the glasses are sexier than the evokers. I guess they look sexier than shooting yourself in the head. XDDDD (ksjdklafjskjd JFKKSDFJFKJ YOSUKE HANAMURA'S GLASSES~) Also, Yosuke Hanamura is totally following in the footsteps of Chris/Reiji, Eikichi, Heat, Narumi and Junpei. SEXY.

Haha, another tangent to my P.S., in Digital Devil Saga -- I am in Manipura. I forgot how much I love the music in this game, and I also forget that Jinana's Atma is on her ass. So every time they cut to her ass I'm like, "WHAT? ASS IN MY FACE? ... oh yeah." (AND OH MAN I FORGOT HOW HOT BAT IS.)

I kind of want a small Atma tattoo (I like Heat's and Argilla's). Or a Bioshock tattoo (omg like one of THESE! :D). Nothing huge and obvious, but it might be fun. And it's not like scratching a name or something on your skin that will be like, "EW WHY DOES IT SAY THIS ON ME?" in the future.


P.S.S. I DIDN'T KNOW MICHAEL PHELPS WAS THE MERMAN IN ANNIE LEIBOVITZ'S LITTLE MERMAID/JULIANNE MOORE SHOT! HE IS REALLY PART FISH, FOR REAL. D:

SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST LOVE ME. Apparently the crap set-in-L.A.-instead-of-NYC/real gangs remake of The Warriors ISN'T HAPPENING ANYMORE. :D AWWWWWW. Now if people would just keep their gross, grubby, unoriginal mitts off of Clue and Legend and Labyrinth (I wouldn't be opposed to a film of Return to Labyrinth though, but you have to get Bowie), then the world might be a better place.

SAM WINCHESTER IN THE SUPERNATURAL SEASON 4 PREMIERE. HE IS SO GIANT AND SAUCY.

I've decided I think Stephen King should write the next Star Wars book. Chewbacca gets buried in a special cemetary on some backwater planet where he COMES BACK TO LIFE AND STARTS KILLING PEOPLE. Then the ghosts of Anakin and Jacen harass their sister until SHE COMMITS SUICIDE. Han and Leia and Allana go to find the mysterious mystery of the Falcon and end up in some sprawling building on Fondor where HAN GOES BATSHIT AND TRIES TO KILL LEIA AND ALLANA WHILE ALLANA IS TALKING TO HER FINGER AND CROAKING REDRUM. Jacen's ghost YAMMERS ENDLESSLY IN TENEL KA'S HEAD AND THEN TENEL KA GETS MAULED BY SOME FREAK-JACEN-SOLO SUPPORTER. Tenel Ka gets Allana back and they meet Kyp Durron who is this older gentleman and they totally get all cozy with each other until TENEL KA GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY HER SUBJECTS AND KYP IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. Zekk, Jacen, Anakin and Raynar go on an overnight trip out in the woods to GO SEE A DEAD BODY.

Oh oh oh and we can't forget -- the Jedi Academy has an event where 100 younglings have to walk for as long as possible and not fall under 4mph over three times or else they get SHOT IN THE HEAD. IT'S A PART OF THEIR TRAINING, YOU GUYS (Kyle Katarn = the Major).

Yes sir. YES SIRRRRRRR.

Also, when Michael Phelps/Cullen Jones/Jason Lezak/Garrett Weber-Gale did the whole gold medal thing on the 400m freestyle, did anyone else think Phelps was totally screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAH!!!111"...? I was thinking, "LOL ARE YOU KICKING THE SMACK-TALKING FRENCH ALAIN BERNARD BACKWARDS INTO THE POOL OR WHAT?"

So the new cd by The Faint is pretty hot. It took a couple listens to get into it but I would definitely have to say "Forever Growing Centipedes", "The Geeks Were Right" and "Fulcrum and Lever" are my three favorite tracks -- the last of which will give me nightmares forever. XD And the lyrics to "The Geeks Were Right" are totally love. <333 Heeehe~

So now along with the cat bills that are still on my credit card (significantly lower than a couple months ago, but still there), now my car is being a punk and I have to get at least $700 worth of work done on that. More if certain parts don't cooperate while they're fixing it. So I have a feeling that once I get back from D*C I will be making lots of stuff (more than usual) for the shop of doom and putting lots of junk on ebay.

I DO NOT LIKE BEING IN CREDIT CARD DEBT. :|

Aaaaaaand I might or might not have started work on a Zekk fanmix. It's somewhere between The Everafter and HEY! A Jacen Solo Musical. Meaning I'm not getting all serious and going for passages and quotes and stuff, but I'm also not making it as cracktastical as the latter. But it's very angry and dirty so far. Also, it's not full of lameass "OH JAINA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" songs. Cause that's not worth his time.

Also, it's been months since the book came out so I can say it quite openly now: Jacen Solo is dead and Zekk is missing. Thanks Legacy of the Force finale for getting rid of my two favorite Star Wars males and rendering my favorite female absolutely worthless. :| And thanks LotF for bringing back Bore-ba Fett and Admiral Dulla. The GFFA just got so much more awesome. :| x infinity.

If Zekk winds up dead (which we better damnshidafjshjd find out his fate in the MF book or I will stab something and possibly someone. Or multiple someones) then him and Jacen can have Force Ghost Make Out Sessions.

... with Anakin. And Ganner.

... yeah, I said it. (Did you expect anything different from me? Really?)

Kyp Durron will feel left out. QUICK, SOMEONE KILL HIM TOO. And since Tenel Ka is worthless now since Jacen is gone and the Crap Sol-Ho Parental Units have Allana, I'm pretty sure she will be assassinated in the near future FOR MUCH DRAMATIC EFFECT OH NO ALLANA HOWEVER WILL YOU COPE YOU STRONG, STRONG LITTLE SOLO CHILD. D:

So Tenel Ka can join the FGMOS too. (Force ghost Jacen/Tenel Ka/Zekk = ot3? ... FG Ganner/Jacen = OTP? ...FG Anakin/Zekk = OTP? FG TENEL KA/LUSA = OTP? TENEL KA/MARA = OTP? ... FG JACEN/MACE = OTP??????? THEIR NAME TOGETHER WOULD BE JACE. OR MACEN. XDDDDDDD

MACEN. YESSSSSSSS.)

Haha, I am quickly losing interest in the Star Wars characters still living. Let's see. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyp and Kyle Katarn. And I guess Allana, even though she's being brought up by BEST 'RENTS EVAR and therefore will turn into an obnoxious self-entitled twit just like the rest of them. So yeah. We'll go with four characters. Oh wait, Taryn and Trista even though they will never, ever be heard from again. SO YEAH. FOUR.

No no, I'm not salty about this still. No way. :|, again.

(Jerell making fun of Kenley's laugh was so much win tonight -- "CAH CAH CAH CAH CAAAAAH~" ROFL. <3333333)

Look! The cover and blurb for Millennium Falcon!

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http://www.echuta.net

IT'S LIKE MYSPACE FOR THE GFFA?

Allllright, this is bad. You know how much I love me some Jacen Solo and Peter McVries. As far as characters from books go these two always take the cake. But on this readthrough of Lisey's Story, Scott Landon is looking more and more perfect and amazing.

In the case of Peter, we get background on him, sure (not enough jafksfjd). And it's all interesting and his snarky quotes and just everything about him is all kinds of YES. He has his flaws, he has is strengths. And then he's gone.

Jacen Solo, on the other hand, has had so many author's fingers all over him that he's gone from one end of the spectrum to the other and seems like a completely different character at different points in his life. So while I <3 him, he doesn't seem to evoke the same emotion from me that he did in his real years where he was questioning Every Single Thing and being unlike Every Other Jedi out there (kdjakfjaksfjdsd Traitor <3).

Then we get to Scott Landon. With Peter, there wasn't enough and with Jacen there was too much. Scott is like the little bear's junk and I'm Goldilocks and he's just right. He's human. His flaws make sense (*cough* Take note Jacen Solo).

And every little thing wrong with him makes him that much more endearing. The fact that we get to see it all through the eyes of someone who loves him so much despite his flaws (kjfksjfd I love Lisey <3) makes it even better. Sure, Scott cuts the shit out of his hand one night and swears they don't need to go to the emergency room, then he wakes Lisey up at four in the morning talking about, "WE NEED TO BUY A HOUSE. NO WAIT, THAT'S BACKWARDS. LET'S GET MARRIED." Sure, his hair's getting a little too long and he gnaws on his nails like a rat when he's reading and his teeth are a little crooked and he doesn't shut up when he gets to talking.

But he's a mean fry cook, he's had a shitty childhood that he shares with the one person he loves (as well as sharing a trip to that place), and he takes all of Lisey's words to heart. Families suck -- he tells her this as he wraps his bloody arm around her and kisses her temple.

This is the shit I LOVE reading about a character. Little odd things that make them more human.

If there was more Peter, I think Peter would take it all in this race. He's tragically and perfectly shaped and fleshed out, but there's not enough of him. Jacen, if LotF never happened, might take this spot as well -- in fact he has for awhile. But now he has this depressingly bitter aftertaste thing going (which makes me sad).

On this readthrough of Lisey's Story I think LITTLE SCOOT Scott is doing some complete pwnage. D:

I want my own Scott Landon.

Except you know, without the pneumonia eating of the fruit after sunset.

(It was tuned to the 50's on 5, and Lisey wasn't exactly surprised to hear "Sh-boom." Not The Chords, though; this was the cover version, recorded by a quartet Scott had insisted on calling The Four White Boys. Except when he was drunk. Then he called them The Four Cleancut Honkies.)

STEPHEN KING, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? <3 XD

Forget Leia and Mara when you have each other. <3

BACK. PAAAAAAAAAAIN. I am guessing today and tomorrow will be spent on the couch with the heating pad. :| Maybe I will just make Monday totally awesome and go to the dentist AND go get the Xray. :|||||||

jdkfjkdsjfksdj bleh.

Celebration V rumored cities.

I'm assuming if it was in Baltimore it would be in the same convention center as Otakon. I would love it if it was in Baltimore, for obvious reasons -- but Baltimore is a big suckfest to drive in. D:

Orlando. Well, if they had it there and it was in the convention center I'm thinking of then it would be AMAZING. But the pull of Disney World would mean I would be there the whole time and not at Celebration. SORRY, STAR WARS. WALT DISNEY HAS GOT YOU PWNED ON MY LIST OF PRIORITIES.

(Also, you killed my favorite character and Disney never does that shit.)

BALTIMORE FTW?





(The Fall is still playing in Shirlington and I'm like KJFDSJKHFJSDHFDSJ ONE MORE TIME?)

Donald Duck dressed like a stormtrooper is THE BEST THING EVER. HIS LITTLE DUCK BUTT IS STILL HANGING OUT.

I heart Donald Duck. XD

LOOK YOU GUYS, IT'S THE SOLO KIDS WHEN THEY WERE HOT. (ksjfkjsdf that fanart <3)

Also, how slammin' is Tahiri in this fanart? I WOULD HIT THAT. <3

Aaaaaaand these are my dream Solo twins, for real (sajfksldjf the second picture = love!) -- best diabolical duo EVER.

WHEN DID IT GET TO BE SO LATE ALREADY. :|

And here is an open letter to all my fellow Star Wars cosplayers that will be at D*C. LOL~

DEAR SW: EU PEEPS @ DRAGON*CON!:

This is what I'm seeing as far as characters -- if we all get together at once and have a shoot it will be like the biggest explosion of EU-related amazingness ever. Almost as big as the almost-17/fully-manned (LOLOLOL and by almost I mean 12-manned) Jedi Strike Team at CIII. XD

lusa_thul -- (possibly) Alema Rar (OMG PLEEEEEEEASE -- OR LUMIYA!)
prix_etoile -- Allana (little Allana or teenage!Princess!ZOMG Allana)
blood_sorbet -- Ben Skywalker (Fury Cover)
CloakedSchemer on c.com/dracomalfoy05 -- Ben Skywalker (G.A.G. uniform)
ANBU101 on c.com -- Darth Caedus (Like hardcore Darth with the contacts and everything)
scruffyrebel -- Jaina Solo (which version are you bringing? :D)
rurouni_jedi -- Jaina Solo (and which version are you bringing? and WILL JAG BE THERE AS WELL? XDDD)
Sticks on c.com/isabella_cullen -- Jaina Solo (NEGtC or LotF Jedi)
iamsooverrated -- Jaina Solo or Jysella Horn or Mirax, LOL (I believe all costumes will be brought, YES MAYBE? XD)
(LOL do you see a pattern here) Tenel Ka on c.com/tenel_ka -- Tenel Ka (revamped Tempest cover or new Queenly dress thingum)

And I know see_aphy_be is waffling on a character to be SO THAT'S ONE MORE. XD

What would be amazing = the addition of a Zekk, Kyp, Trista/Taryn, Mara, Tahiri, Force Ghost Anakin and/or A KYLE KATARN BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH KYLE EFFING KATARN. XD

THE PICTURE POSSIBILITIES FORMING IN MY HEAD ARE AMAZING. :O

(I'm serious. Four Jaina's versus a Caedus. Tenel Ka pimping on all four Jaina's. Caedus inviting all the Ben's into his van because he has SITH CANDY. Allana and Tenel Ka and Caedus in a rip-off of like... a Sears family portrait. Oh oh oh and especially if there was a Kyp, a Zekk and a Jag -- in the middle of all those Jaina's. They would be like, "LOL PIMP! *hi5s*")

MAKE THE LIST GROW, MOAR EU COSPLAYERS!!11



DEAR SW: DEAD/ZOMBIE PEEPS @ DRAGON*CON! (or people looking to join):

Your makeup will be assisted with if you want help with it. This is not going to be like a, "LOL everyone does it themselves and then we meet up somewhere and take a few shots and we're done." We can help you with your gashes and your cuts and all the details of your character's death. We're not like uber-awesome or anything with the makeup but we're good enough to get the point across. Hehehe~

And I don't think we'll be totally zombie-ing out, since that would take a hella-long time. I think we're focusing mostly on death-related injuries with a little added zombie-decaying here and there. Rancor bites, rope burns, stabinations, IT WILL BE EXCITING!!!1 Oh, and Ashley totally gets to use the cool freezing makeup on herself since she is a Dead Hoth Rebel. XD

So yes, if you're afraid of the makeup and that's why you haven't joined then forget all that and BECOME YOUR DEAD FAVORITE SW CHARACTER. XD

And I'm pimping this out because we're seriously starting work on this crap and having chats and stuff since D*C is THREE MONTHS AWAY.

Check the magical list of the dead and LET ME KNOW and I will ADD YOU. And we can all DISCUSS EATING BRAINS. MUAHAH~ I was holding a couple characters but it's been months since the people have gotten back to me so any character not taken ON THE WEBSITE LIST is UP FOR GRABS.

And again, your outfits do not have to be spot-on perfect -- especially since they will be ALL TORN UP AND DEADIFIED. So no worries about costumes being too difficult as well. Hell, I'm looking at damn bathrobes to use for Shmi since I'm gonna tear it all to smithereens from TUSKEN RAIDER BEATINGS. [/morbid]

Ahahahah, I am so wrong. XD

OH MY EFFING SHIT! JKLSFDKFJDFKLJD

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20198836,00.html

Universal has signed a deal for a movie adaptation of last year's award-winning videogame BioShock, with Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski already on board to direct and produce. The deal between Universal and Take-Two Interactive, the game's publisher, is believed to be the biggest videogame-to-movie deal since Universal and Fox signed with Microsoft in 2005 for a Halo movie (that project has since been aborted). BioShock, which has sold more than 2 million units worldwide, is set in an underwater city based on the free market principles of Ayn Rand. But things have gone disastrously wrong, thanks to the discovery of ADAM, a gene-altering material, and the nearly-deserted city is left in shambles. Players control the sole survivor of a plane crash who takes refuge in the sprawling and decaying underwater metropolis and slowly discovers its secrets. Verbinski says he will start production as soon as the screenplay is penned by Aviator scribe John Logan, who is still in talks for the project. (Variety)

GORE VERBINSKI. OMG. BIOSHOCK MOVIE. WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT? <3333

And, I'm sorry, the G.I. Joe cast looks pretty badass. HELLO HEAVY DUTY AND SCARLETT. <3 Scarlett was always hot and I'm glad to see they carried that over to the movie. Also, not on that article but in the movie are Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Arnold Vosloo. YES.

KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE, BITCHES.

ALSO, MARA JADE IS HOT (click the very last cover on the page). Although, her eyes look hella-gray on that cover. Luke also looks mightily young and sexcellent.

I apologize to all my Star Wars EU pals who are avoiding spoilers cause I keep posting them.


I MAKE YOU SOME ICONS WITH NO SPOILERS FOR HAPPINESS TIMES. XD

I... couldn't help with these. Once I made a couple they just kept coming.

Under the cut (and there are NO SPOILERS! :D) =
Anakin x2, Jacen x3, Tenel Ka x1, Kyp x1, Corran x1, Han & Leia x1, Zekk x1, Jag x1, "J/TK" x1, "Jacen/Danni" x1, Anja Gallandro x1, Alema x1, Kyle x1, Mara + Jacen x1, LOL Ben x1

Teaser of doomy doom.


( ASK ME ABOUT THREE WAYS. )

Seriously, Zekk/Jag/Jaina, Zekk/Jaina/Alema? Zekk needs to learn the word monogamy. *cough*ONHAPES.*cough*

And then here are the only two serious ones I managed to make out of the bunch. XD I miss YJK Solo twins. They are so bitter at each other now it makes me want to barf rainbows all over them to get them to stop.




Y'all know I love all these characters with all my heart but they're all so easy to poke fun at. Seriously. XD

LOL. Happy Effing May 4th Star Wars Day everyone. :|

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU, GUYZ.



(HAHAHAH~ lol spoiler warning -- I've been having too much fun in the INVINCIBLE SPOILER thread on Kriff This! And by me, I mean Jacen, Zekk, Kyp and Gadell. And maybe Tenel Ka if she really wants to get in the middle of that.)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaandd...

( Under this cut I react to MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR INVINCIBLE SPOILERS. )

I tried to leave any trace of reaction outside of the cut since however I reacted would be considered a spoiler.

...and that's that.

AND: where are the japanese covers of this series, PLEEEEEEEEASE? :D


I'm gonna go spend my weekend killing everything in Grand Theft Auto IV now.

INVINCIBLE DP. ALSO A POSSIBLE UNCONFIRMED SPOILER. Unconfirmed meaning so far only one person supposedly has the book so no one can back them up yet. D:


( ONE JEDI KNIGHT! LOL I'M SO FUNNY~ )

Duuuuuudes! This poor little kitten! He's dragging around like half a cat with him! ;-; HE'S SO TINY AND CUTE OMG. And the mama cat is absolutely gorgeous. O_O fjkfasfjd he's so adorable trying to climb on things omg.

Reaper was good last night. I really hope they renew this show cause all the really crazy shit is going down now. The Devil totally played Sam like a bitch. Also, Ben and Sock taping their faces all up was hilarious. OMG and when Ben pulls out their apartment contract signed by Satan and Sock looks at it and goes, "SATIN?" XD

What is this shit about Miley Cyrus writing a memoir? Isn't she like 15? Is the book gonna be two chapters, maybe three? I don't get it. Her biggest demographic doesn't want to read that kind of crap.


HAY ANYONE WITH A MASTER REPLICA SABER: If anyone has one of the MR lightsabers (that's not the Yoda one), could you plzzzzzzz tell me how long the blade is? Like from where it comes out of the hilt to the tip? I tried looking online for the info but it always tells me how long the whole thing is. Or it talks about Yoda's saber, which I don't give a balls about. Sorry Yoda. :P


AND DEAR ANYONE WHO EVER OWNED A SUPER NINTENDO: I need your help before I go absolutely batshit. There was a game I used to play at my friend's house and all I remember is a part (actually, the whole game might be like this) where you're a dude (the POV is third person, always behind and sort of above this dude, I think) on a big yellow and red (I think) grid and you are collecting balls. The grid always looks like it stretches over the horizon. All I remember is running on that grid and collecting those fucking balls and the sky was blue and WTF GAME WAS THIS? D: IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. I went through the whole list of SNES games on wikipedia and nothing is jumping out at me.

I think it was on SNES -- I don't remember them having a Nintendo.

3-D Worldrunner looks familiar -- but I don't remember the info at the bottom of the screen and the colors were different than what I remember. I don't remember killing anything either. I just remember collecting balls. Maybe what I'm thinking of was a bonus level on a game. WHAT GAME THOUGH?????? D:



AND I HAVE MY DISNEY RECAP FROM OCTOBER COMPLETELY DONE! LOL~ now I just need to resize pictures (now that I think my desktop computer is safe again O_O) and I will be able to relive the crackmagic and share it with you all.

HAHAH ON THE FETTS -- from a letter written in to Entertainment Weekly: I totally agree with you on the suckiness of the Star Wars cartoons. The Droids and Ewok series were bad enough to make me lose interest in all things Star Wars until they re-released the original trilogy. However, I've got to part company with you on the Fetts. I'd argue there's never been lamer or more overrated villains than the Fetts. For all his alleged badazzness, Jango went out like a palooka against a Don King-promoted fighter when he got his head clopped off by the badazz purple-lightsaber-wielding Mace Windu. And Boba's big heroic death? Eaten by some gigantic coochie with teeth in the desert after he gets schooled by a blind Han Solo. We're led to believe a guy who can't beat a blind Han Solo has got game? Even Jango's videogame on the PS2 was bad!

GIGANTIC COOCHIE WITH TEETH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

In other funny news, South Park was pretty damn hilarious last week. I watched the episode again last night cause we still have it on the TiVo and it cracked me up even more a second time. Especially the Numa Numa guy, Star Wars kid and the line, "How about some chocolate pain, bitch~"

There was a thread on the SP IMDB board about what other internet things they should've included and the best ones people listed were Charlie the Unicorn from Candy Mountain and LEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINS~! Those would've been awesome. XD

Also, Chris Crocker was THE BEST. "LEAVE THE PANDAS ALONE~! LEAVE THEM ALONE! LEAVE CHOCOLATE RAIN GUY ALONE!"

Ike Broflovski is so damn cute. <3


Speaking of so damn cute. John Krasinski = LOL SO ADORKABLE.

There's got to be a way to drop this nice-guy image. Any ideas, John?

"I will light this entire hotel on fire," he deadpans. "I'm going to yell out, 'I'm going to burn this mother to the ground!!!!' and then do it. And it'll be weird, because I'll blow right past diva status and go right into, like, arsonist. I want to be a diva for a split second, and then forever a criminal." He's grinning now. "That's how big I want to go."

<3333 Heee~


(Still loving the Make Me A Supermodel U.S. Reunion when a viewer question to Casey and Perry was like, "You guys really seemed into that photoshoot together, are either of you bisexual?" And Casey goes, "No, we're just plain gay.")


P.S. FUCK THESE WHORES. WHO DOES THIS? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NUTJOB TRASHY BITCHES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO THIS? HER OWN FATHER DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER IN THE HOSPITAL. KdjfKJKJDFKJSDFKJKFJDKSJDFKJSDKJSDJfKL SDfhusfd;kasdfj Cheap ass doucherags. I hope their parents are proud and I hope their dumbass brainless daughters go to jail, stay there and get beat up a lot while they're there -- oh god and I hope they get banned from Myspace and Youtube too, since their lives seem to revolve around LOOKING COOL ON THE INTARNETWEBBS. LOL SEW KEWL POSTIN TEH VIDEO OF US BEATIN' UP DIS CHEERLEADER WE BADASS!!!111 FRIEND US NOWW!11

YOU GUYS.

TINY DARTH CAEDUS. AND LUMIYA. AND JAG. AND KYLE KATARN! LOTS OF TINY VONG!

I must get Caedus so he and tiny Jacen can kiss and make up. :OOOOO This means there will be a picture on the card too. :OOOO again!

Ya'll know if Caedus gets killed Tenel Ka will never be in a book again. Zekk will vanish into the vast space of nowhere after Jaina and Jag get together -- he will become an emo puppy and marry Lowbacca or something.

And then I will have to make Gadell/Tenel Ka canon. I will make my own branch of Del Ray and call it Del Ray Vee A and I will invite Stover to my branch and also be like, "hay Stephen King wanna write a Star Wars book?"

It will be the most glorious publishing company ever.

And I will find Jonathan Rhys Meyers and he will pose all Fabio-romance-cover for every book ever no matter what it is and what it's about. And he will be a billion times hotter than all those romance covers combined.

Then we will all build a city and live underwater. I will get a toupee and name myself Andrew Andrea Ryan and my face will be on money and instead of fighting with Atlas I will spend all my time in bed with him. And Jonathan Rhys Meyers. And Kevin Zegers will live there too. He'll be in bed too. When not in bed, I will make them all dress in big, metallic robot costumes and call them my big daddies. And they'll follow me everywhere and they'll have drills in their hands like BDs and I will make jokes about SCREWING every 6.8 minutes as we walk around our city and Miss America wave to everyone, which is like no one because we live there by ourselves as hermits and anti-social MFers.

Because of plasmids (which I am awesome Andrewa Ryan and I sell) and heavy petting mental conditioning -- I would be able to command them to do anything with the phrase "WOULD YOU KINDLY [insert anything ever here]?" Put eyeliner on. Learn how to play the clarinet. Dress up like Pyramid Head. Put on that skirt. Get in bed with each other so I can RECORD IT AND SELL IT ON EBAY.

The loudspeakers in our underwater city (called Rapture Jr.) will play 80's music all the time and we'll have kickass dance parties in Fort Frolic all the time. Because that is what Rapture Jr. is all about. Hot guys dancing to 80's music. With lots of glowsticks. And oh god, there's a leak in in Rapture Jr. and everyone is going batshit and this is where I admire all the pretty boys who are now soaking wet. So is my fucking toupee. At least DRVA is selling a lot of books because the covers are pretty.

Gadell/Tenel Ka = canon. Wait, how did I get on that shit again?


... this is what happens when I use Head-On and I start smelling it everywhere. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD BITCHES.


P.S. Jared Padalecki is there too, except he can be Atlas and not a Big Daddy. I wonder if he could pull off an irish accent. I also wonder what else he can pull off. That's what she said.

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ALRIGHT STOPPING NOW. HI REALITY, WHUDDUP? :D!