LOL SUP BITCHES.




ALSO:


SEE, MY JACEN SOLO NEVER STOPS CHEESIN' -- CANON, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME?

(Apparently, my Jacen also goes to the beach in a suit jacket. That dumbass.)

Alright, time to stop wasting time here and work on costumes. Hehe~

http://www.echuta.net

IT'S LIKE MYSPACE FOR THE GFFA?

Forget Leia and Mara when you have each other. <3

BACK. PAAAAAAAAAAIN. I am guessing today and tomorrow will be spent on the couch with the heating pad. :| Maybe I will just make Monday totally awesome and go to the dentist AND go get the Xray. :|||||||

jdkfjkdsjfksdj bleh.

Darth Vader's SUPAR SEKRITT apprentice holds his lightsaber like I always imagined Tenel Ka to hold hers in a fight. THIS MEANS THEY ARE RELATED.

*fanfictions*

Looks like Kriff This! will becoming more of a general board (but not too general -- Star Wars crack is and always will be the board's MAIN LIFE FORCE LOL). SO SOMETHING (or lots of things) AWESOME NEEDS TO BE ON THE LOGO. WHAT SHOULD IT/THEY BE?


(OMG WHO WANTS TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD WITH ME? OGOGMOMSFOGMSFOGJSDIFJDJFKLSD :OOOOOO)

I'm gonna post the first part of the Star Wars/Bioshock crossover/mash-up thing here soon, so I figure this post is needed for anyone who is into the Star Wars: EU (post-RotJ) and has no idea what the hell a Bioshock is. I would do one of these for the Star Wars aspect of the story too, but there's really nothing Star Wars-specific to it. If you've read the EU, you'll know these characters and their traits. If you haven't then it'll just be like a cracktastical Bioshock fanfiction, complete with crack, wtf moments and more crack. :D

Just a short little intro of many yays to TEH UNDERWTAER WOLRD OF BOISHOCK. XD

( BIOSHOCK INTRODUCTION/GLOSSARY. )


BUT HERE IS MY CAST LIST DRAMATIS PERSONAE, LOL. Well, okay, not really. Just characters in/mentioned in the story.

And I mean some of these are characters who are only even just mentioned once -- and their Star Wars counterparts. I just had to make a list of Star Wars counterparts. MUAHAHAHAH~

Alana Dooley Soloman (Allana)
Andrew "Andy" Soloman (Anakin Solo)
Drake (Droekle)
Ezekiel/"Zeke" (Zekk)
Isaak (Isolder)
Jackson Fellows (Jagged Fel)
Jane Soloman (Jaina Solo)
Jase Soloman (Jacen Solo)
Karen Wells (Taryn Zel)
Kip Durant (Kyp Durron)
Kristin Wells (Trista Zel)
Louie (Lowbacca -- "Lowie")
Raymond Thurston (Raynar Thul)
Tanith Kendall Dooley (Tenel Ka Djo)
Teneil Dooley (Teneniel Djo)
Victoria "Torry" Tela (Tahiri Veila)

(EEEHEHEHE, TENEL KA THE REDHEAD WITH HER IRISH LAST NAME. XD)

So I'll start posting this shiz like tomorrow or something. Something something.

I have decided something. And this is how it will always be in my head now. Always.

Tenel Ka and Zekk were sick of getting screwed and totally not respected by the MOST POPULAR FAMILIES (LOL S/S) IN THE GALAXY so they plotted together to bring them down. Anakin Solo and the trip to Myrkr -- those were only the start.

Tenel Ka and Zekk continued to get into Jacen and Jaina's heads, respectively -- until Tenel Ka drove Jacen to the Dark Side by having a child that he had to FIERCELY PROTECT TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY and Zekk continued to make Jaina confused over which boy she wanted to take to the movies that weekend until she took out her anger and frustration on her twin brother.

This drove both of the Solo kids to murder other members of their family aka the Solo/Skywalker clan. This also, of course, made the whole family a bunch of emo, whiny, annoying bitches.

Suddenly Zekk goes "missing" (this was his plan all along, you see)...

And With Isolder and Jacen gone and Allana being taken care of by Han and Leia...

This leaves Zekk and Tenel Ka together on Hapes. He's not really missing, he's just hanging out in the Fountain Palace gardens on a bunch of cushions getting fed the GFFA equivalent of grapes by handmaidens with Tenel Ka casually resting her head on his stomach and going over Royal Shit on datapads. And then of course they sleep together at night, in more ways than one. *winkwinknudgenudge*

So yeah, everyone = "OH SHIT, ZEKK WENT MISSING. WE MUST FIND HIM."
Zekk and Tenel Ka on Hapes: "LOL, losers."

And all the tabloids are like, "SOLO/SKYWALKER CLAN GONE MAD?" And the Queen Mother and the Lost One know their work here is mother-effing done.

Lumiya who? Caedus what? Alema? Tahiri? LAWD NO, it was Tenel Ka and Zekk all along!

This is how Legacy of the Force ended for me.


(I smell like three paragraph extremely short and to the point fanfiction somewhere. And I'm going to find that bitch and type it up.)

So.

There are people attracted to Jacen/Anakin, there are people attracted to Mara/Jacen or Mara/Anakin. Shit, there is even a market for Jacen/Leia (lol Leia-droid, anyone?) -- but if I just absolutely had to pick a Solo/Skywalker-cest thing, it would be -- duh -- Jacen/Jaina.

I always find myself all, "OH HOW ADORABLE" with Jacen/Jaina (okay, pre-LotF). It's so gross, but if people can like Luke/Leia, then dammit, I can think Jacen/Jaina is cute. Plus, I like it when they are being nice to each other. Overly touchy-feely in-my-bad-place nice? Maybe not so much. Giggly-huggles nice, yes. But they are so about the darling and the eyerolling in the YJK books where they're all, "Oh you silly animal collecting goose" and "OH YOU AND YOUR MACHINES, SIS" -- and they argued only like a little punkass brother and sister could (except somehow with a total underlying married couple thing going on). And then the whole spitting venom and hating on each other and shit from the beginning of the LotF to now makes me want to emo my wrists to death on a whole new level.

The last time I really adored Jacen? Dark Nest: The Swarm War. That was in 2005. The three times I adored Jaina in Legacy of the Force? The flashback to the Shadow Academy. The flashback to post-Tenel Ka's arm apocalypse. And the flashback where Jacen came in after Anni died and helped Jaina get to sleep.

The Solo twins are pretty much douchechills without each other. And yes, I mean both of them. *eyes Jacen Solo* Once they gave up on each other it was like, "Really? This is how it's gonna go? LOL TWIN BOND?"

So, you know, LotF really harshed my mellow there. And when I go back and read the YJK or the NJO and it mentions the SUPER MYSTICAL POWER OF SAID MAGICAL TWIN BOND OF TWINNY TWIN TWINNESS, I will laugh at it. I will laugh long and hard (that's what she said) at it because the LotF cancelled it all out.


Zekk and Tenel Ka were totally covers for their UNDYING TEENAGE STAR-CROSSED GROSS FAMILY LOVE in the YJK SERIES. :|

And Jacen REALLY cut Tenel Ka's arm off cause he wanted Jaina to be the prettiest girl in the Academy! And how does he know she's the prettiest? BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL VERSION OF HIM.

[/crack]

Oh no wait, let me open that tag again.

[crack]

Okay, in all seriousness. The real reason Jacen cut Tenel Ka's arm off -- it was not an accident. He meant to do it. Why? Do we really know where Tenel Ka's severed left arm ended up?

No.

That's because little, conniving Jacen stole it for his own purposes.

And yes, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Jacen Solo! Giving the galaxy new meaning to the word handjob!

I sense a livejournal icon coming on.

[/crack]

I'M DONE RUINING OUR FANDOM NOW. :D ...NO WAIT.

[crack] Zekk borrowed it sometimes, too. [/crack]

OKAY REALLY, I'M SPENT.

Dude, I'm totally gonna write an essay comparing Jacen and Jaina Solo to Dennis and Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. CLASSIC. I mean, I would love to see the Solo twins put into some of the situation the Reynolds twins are.

DENNIS REYNOLDS (Jacen) -- Dennis is co-owner of Paddy's and Dee's twin brother. He is a vain, self-absorbed prep and a ladies' man. Dennis was popular in high school, but his prom date dumped him for another man. Despite making less than $400 a week at the bar, his family's wealth enables Dennis to wear stylish clothing and drive a Range Rover. He earned good grades at the University of Pennsylvania and minored in psychology, though his original ambition was to become a veterinarian. He listens to glam rock and Rick Astley.

(LOL LotF = RICKROLLING THE GALAXY.)


DEANDRA "SWEET DEE" REYNOLDS (Jaina) -- Dee is Dennis's twin sister and a bartender at Paddy's. She dropped out of Penn (where she had majored in psychology but failed her classes) to become an actress, but has put little effort into realizing her ambition. Although she identifies herself as a compassionate liberal, she will always put herself first and often has the same prejudices as her friends and brother. Since high school, she has had a long string of failed relationships. Like the other members of the gang, she drinks heavily, especially to calm herself after meeting an attractive man. Despite her many insecurities, Dee is aggressively outspoken and prone to violence when angered.

( Let's see how these episodes would look with J&J. Complete with crack rocks, crossdressing, serial killers and FALSETTO! )

Aaaaaaand their father asking them if they're sleeping together. XD

(Charlie = Kyp cause he's so dirty, Mac = Zekk cause he thinks he so suave)

P.S. The BEATBOX commercial they did for IASIP last season is one of the best commercials I've seen in my entire life. XD

This still has to be one of the top three theforce.net threads EVER.

I need a Jacen-crotch icon. FOR REAL. XD

(Any thread that can include the phrases, "Spread 'em!", "Solotch!", "Watch IT! you'll poke yer eye out Kid!" -- not to mention:

"Jacen's crotch is so tough..."

and holy crap...

"I can't understand these new feelings i have for jacen either."



LOVE IT. <3)



EDIT: Y HALLO THAR ICON. AND THAT IS HOW I CELEBRATE THE COMING OF INVINCIBLE DAY. lololol i said co-- okay, sorry that was horrible, i'll stop. XD

Here is another present for you all. I've been working on it forever. And I am in love with it. It's a Jacen Solo fanmix Musical.

It's called: HEY - a Jacen Solo Musical

As for a preview of what you will find under the cut.


(Also, Mullet!Jacen and his Kill List.)

And that's all I have to say about that.

OH OH OH WAIT, there are no Invincible spoilers under this cut! Although there's lots of cursing and other assorted asshattery, BUT DID YOU EXPECT ANY LESS?

Okay, NOW WE'RE READY FOR LIFT OFF.

( JACEN SOLO WANTS YOU! FOR GAG! To GAG? To gag, wait, what? -- warning for lots of languages of the cursing kind and lots of cracktastical Star Warish janks. Also, caps lock fun! )


And holy crap, according to the cosplay.com D*C '08 Star Wars thread of doom, besides my TK, there's a Ben (teeeeheheh CS <3), a Caedus(!!!) and a Jaina (HI KAYLI~ XDDD)! And then of course lots of movie characters. IT WILL BE A PARTY! (THERE IS ALSO KYLE'S ALLANA -- OMG MOTHER/DAUGHTER XD <33333333 ILU~)

Master KDurron: TENEL KA SAID (getting) HAPES MAKES HER ANGRY.
Tenel Ka XD: ... have I mentioned how much I hate you lately?
Suave Colt Pimp: Sorry about that Tenel Ka...
Master KDurron: NO. DO IT AGAAAAIN.
Suave Colt Pimp: I thought I was clean.
Tenel Ka XD: Alright, someone spiked his jawa juice.
MasterJacenXD: Wait...
ShapedJeedai: Lando gave Colt45 Tenel Ka Colt45 Hapes?
MasterJacenXD: What?
MasterJacenXD: What do you mean clean? What are you sorry for?
Taanab Darling: I am so, so very confused.
ShapedJeedai: YOUR UNCLE LANDO GAVE YOUR WIFE AN STD
Suave Colt Pimp: Did Jacen catch it too? Hahaha, you brat.
Master KDurron: What?
Tenel Ka XD: ...

( Under this cut, everyone tries to hook LANDO UP WITH ZEKK. )

(Lando on Zekk: Suave Colt Pimp: Was she that greasy girl who was on the striketeam? --- <333333333333333333333 HAHAHAHAHAHAH)


IIIIIIIIIII have a present for EU-peoples again -- in about... *checks uploader* ...nineteen minutes. It's not icons this time and it's lots of Jacen-related-HI-I'M-A-DUMBASS kind of stuff. AND THERE'S NO SPOILERS. So hopefully it'll pop up on here in about half an hour.

THIS IS YOUR HALF AN HOUR PRE-CRACK WARNING. Sound the sirens. D:

(The best line in this project is definitely, "WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES IS NEXT?" XD)

I'm sorry. I was reading that holochat again and I couldn't help posting snippets -- they had to be set aside in their own post of honor because they're beautiful and wrong. Especially Lando.

projectfarmboyIX: That's not a very nice or smart thing to say
Suave Colt Pimp: What can I say, I'm neither of those things Luke.
Master KDurron: And that's why we love Lando.
Suave Colt Pimp: Just a killer smile with an ass that won't quit.
MasterJacenXD: You just wish you were Lando, Durron
x Jaina Solo: We should just name this holochat 'let's all call Jaina names' and be done with it.
Master KDurron: Psh, please little Solo boy.
Suave Colt Pimp: Awww, call me when you're 18.
projectfarmboyIX: *looks confused*
x Jaina Solo: ...
Master KDurron: ... awkward!
Suave Colt Pimp: Lando will make it all better (when you're 18).
Master KDurron: Lando never made it better when I was 18.
Master KDurron: How sad.
Leia Solo 4: Lando, stop hitting on my children.
x Jaina Solo: This is disturbing and wrong.
MasterJacenXD: Kyp, stopping hitting on Lando
Master KDurron: Stop getting hit on by other women and maybe I'll consider it.
x Jaina Solo: And I won't mention that I'm not under 18. Thanks, Lando. -_-
Suave Colt Pimp: Pffft, would should I have known that cantina Rodian girl had mites. Anyway, the cream cleared that up Kyp.
Suave Colt Pimp: Should I start hitting on you then Leia? *wink*
projectfarmboyIX: Hey, no hitting on my sister.
Leia Solo 4: You do and Han will kill you.
Leia Solo 4: And then I might kill you
Suave Colt Pimp: Waaaaait, Jaina is legal?
x Jaina Solo: ...Kriff.

WE NEED MOAR OF THESE CHATS, PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZ.

( Kyp, are you drunk? -- He usually is. )

<333333 HEART. AND KYP/ZEKK OTP.

I apologize to all my Star Wars EU pals who are avoiding spoilers cause I keep posting them.


I MAKE YOU SOME ICONS WITH NO SPOILERS FOR HAPPINESS TIMES. XD

I... couldn't help with these. Once I made a couple they just kept coming.

Under the cut (and there are NO SPOILERS! :D) =
Anakin x2, Jacen x3, Tenel Ka x1, Kyp x1, Corran x1, Han & Leia x1, Zekk x1, Jag x1, "J/TK" x1, "Jacen/Danni" x1, Anja Gallandro x1, Alema x1, Kyle x1, Mara + Jacen x1, LOL Ben x1

Teaser of doomy doom.


( ASK ME ABOUT THREE WAYS. )

Seriously, Zekk/Jag/Jaina, Zekk/Jaina/Alema? Zekk needs to learn the word monogamy. *cough*ONHAPES.*cough*

And then here are the only two serious ones I managed to make out of the bunch. XD I miss YJK Solo twins. They are so bitter at each other now it makes me want to barf rainbows all over them to get them to stop.




Y'all know I love all these characters with all my heart but they're all so easy to poke fun at. Seriously. XD

So I was looking through some of the old LotF books and NJO books and stuff (fanfiction purposes, fanmix purposes, etc.) and I was reading the first chapter of Inferno again.

Now we know why Jacen looks so pissed off in the picture this icon was made from. Because that is a picture of Mara's funeral and the night before the funeral was the first chapter of Inferno -- in which Jacen Solo was totally cockblocked. BY HIMSELF.

Jacen is being a dirty spy on Tenel Ka who is trouncing around her quarters in her undergarments (...so she was standing in her underclothes.), he comes out of his little dark hiding corner, checks her out (...then let his gaze slide down her body.) -- which she welcomes, by the way -- and then she basically throws herself at him, apologizes cause she realizes they're both kind of horny when they should be thinking about BEING SAD -- then he BEGINS TALKING POLITICS. THIS IS A MISTAKE. POLITICS ARE A TURN-OFF. ESPECIALLY GFFA ONES.

He tries to get the groove back:

Tenel Ka: "So you only came here to warn me that the Galactic Alliance is about to collapse?"
Jacen: "Well, that's not the only reason." *grins and cocks an eyebrow -- and yes, the terminology here is "cocked an eyebrow"*
Tenel Ka: "This is no times for jokes, Jacen. Your timing is worse than when we were teenagers."

More talking ensues, she gets a little pissed and then:

Tenel Ka took him by the arm and started him toward the door.

Aaaaaaaand the next day he attends his aunt's funeral, where he should be feeling guilty about what he did to her -- but he's too busy scowling about his self-given case of blue balls.


SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX. *thumbs up*

Muahahaha~ some of you were looking forward to this one, so I chugged along on it (it was pretty much done anyways D:) and finished it. XD This is like a total mood swing mix. One song is pissed off and the next is like, "YEAY WOOO!11" and then it goes back to wangst and then back to more yay music -- with everything from 80's music to dance music to American Idol music. MUAHA~ I've actually used a couple of these songs on other mixes (MWC on the EU Crack Mix, C&C on the Warriors fanmix -- but they are such good songs that they needed to be reused, especially Apollo I, where the anger fit emo!Zekk so well XD), but most of it is new and crazy. Because crazy is YAY.

SO BEGIN TIME. HI. THIS HERE IS STRENGTH, DEATH AND THE EMPRESS. The Z/TK/DC (Zekk/Tenel Ka/Darth Caedus -- that shit is a mouthful D:) fanmix! It's crack and it's not at the same time. It's everything. Of course, since there is no real canon of this (I suppose I could take the subtext of the subtext of the subtext on a couple bitchy-emo scenes between Tenel Ka and Zekk in Dark Journey, but since Caedus only appears in LotF and Zekk and TK are always billions of planets away from each other then...) -- I get to use MADE UP STORY THINGS. HEHEHE. Also, Allana! :D

As for the story, there's stuff in this fanmix from parts not posted in the story yet, LOL. And I figured you thugs who keep asking WHERE ALL THE Z/TK IS will enjoy the one single line of the story paired with the Kill Hannah song. MUAHAHAHA~ UNLESS THAT'S ABOUT TK/DC. OR Z/DC AND SOMEONE IS CROSSDRESSING. :O Or something.

( He was on the other side of the galaxy cleaning up Caedus' mess when he could've been helping Jacen Solo clean up Darth Caedus. )

And I actually think the next on this fanmix list is going to be the PERV MIX. It'll be easy cause I can't really pull quotes from anywhere for it or anything. It's just basically a perverted mix of pervy songs for everyone everywhere to perv to. They are all awesome. XD

I need to think of a good name for it. Wait, maybe That's What She Said: The Perv Fanmix. XD

This story has exploded in my head. It's going places it shouldn't (like TK going batshit after BAD, BAD THINGS HAPPEN and seeing things! Zekk being a twit to Hapans, mainly skank ones, which is LIKE ALL OF THEM! Caedus making bitchfaces and trying to get at Allana! IT'S ALL HE HAS LEFT. HE'S GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. Child support, plz). It is running rampant and becoming way longer than expected. Ideas ideas ideas THEY WILL NOT STOP COMING. WHAT DO I DO?

A piece for you. (not pie! or ass! but story!)

And I'm sure this will change a bit once it fits into the big picture -- but I just couldn't stop writing. D:

( I tell myself don't sleep, save all your energy. )

I am in a really odd mood tonight. O_O

YAY HOLIDAYS. XD

So I bet Jacen was pretty much doing his flow walk shit back to the YJK times and he was all, "Hey, little me dude from the past -- you should cut that hot chick's arm off cause she will be like all powerful and rule the galaxy if you don't."

And little!Jacen says, "Hmmm."

And Caedus!Jacen pulls a: "DO IT. DO IT OR SHE WON'T BANG YOU LATER."

The rest is history. (Hehehehe.)

ON THAT WANKISH NOTE, here is a surprise present! In celebration of the crack!awesomeness that will be Fury! Alice In Chains! Incubus! Tears for Fears! The Birthday Massacre! YOUR MOM? LEGACY OF THE FORCE SPOILERS!

( THE EVERAFTER -- a Darth Caedus fanmix )

OH HAY.

P.S. ... and when you've taken down your guard
if I could change your mind
i'd really love to break your heart ...

YESSSSSSS. I LOVE THIS SONG. IT MAKES ME WANT TO KICK SOMETHING OUT OF LOVE. :O

So you guys know how I hate myspace and I will never get one right?

This was too nerdy and awesome to pass up, SORRY.

http://www.cosspace.com/Tenel_Ka

And that is that. But no, I still won't get a myspace. XD


OHAY. So I need a new Jacen Solo t-shirt for D*C this year, since it will now become a thing. Last year it was, "PARDON THE CRYSTAL SNAKE FETISH." Now I need something different. Ideas, anyone? XD

"DARTH CAEDUS CAN SABER ME, PLZ."
"CAEDUS LIKES IT ONE-HANDED."
"JACEN SOLO IS MY BITCH LOVER."
"JACEN IS NOT THE BABY DADDY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR."
"TENEL KA SURE KNOWS HOW TO PICK 'EM."

There has to be something good I can put on a shirt this year. XD

DEAD STAR WARS CHARACTERS COSTUME FORUM OF MANY INSIDES AND GUTS AND EW THINGS.

And I was bored and out of it and now it has it's own little section on the board. If you go in there, YOUR BRAINS MIGHT GET EATEN. Or maybe LIGHTSABERED OUT.

....AND THEN EATEN.

Also, OH NOES, Urbania's Void prologue! *does the whole Mortal Kombat movie Shang Tsung IT HAS BEGUN thing* And you can totally blame that on me listening to the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. Damn, that movie was the shiz. I was all of nine when I went to the theater and saw it. D: Liu Kang = <333333333

Oh man. *stares at icon* Leeeeeeon.

Alright, I seriously think it's bedtime before I do something even more stupid that admit to you all that I LOVE THE MOVIE MORTAL KOMBAT. D:

(OMG liu kang and sindel and kitana and kung lao just dksafjsdlfasd <3)

EDIT: And to prove I'm out of it, I just realized you have to be logged in to see the forum link. D: HI I AM CAPTAIN SPECIAL. Well, a junkload of you are on the board anyways, so it should work. Hehe~ although, I cleaned out names recently, so you might have to register again. BUT I WILL VALIDATE YOU RIGHT AWAY! OKAY! BEDTIME! MORTAL KOMBAT! XD

WHERE WERE ALL THE JACEN COSTUMES AT CIV? BABY GETS NO LOVE. XD

Many thanks to rurouni_jedi for her wig help, cause that totally worked and I got a couple shots of my almost finished Rez costume which I might post. I still need to finish the hair band thing and figure out makeup and crap, but besides that, the beeyatch is done! MUAH~

I am so torn when I get into photoshop and want to kill boredom by making Jacen/Tenel Ka story banners and crap. WHAT ACTORS DO I USE? I WANT TO USE THESE TWO, BUT I HAVE NO PICTURES SO I GO TO THE OTHER ONES BUT THEN I WANT TO BE OLD SCHOOL FOR THE FEIGNED SERIES AND IT PAINS ME. In a very nerdy way. SO I NEED HELP DECIDING. Cause I always waver. Which actors should I use most for Jacen/Tenel Ka?

( NOTE: I can't mix and match, then they would totally be cheating on each other. D: AND OH THERE'S GADELL TOO. :o! )

AND HAY, speaking of costume things and Star Wars (besides Rez XD), the gray jumpsuit in Tempest. It's a Tenel Ka costume, therefore I must attempt it...

(Except, don't hold your breath for SWARM-WAR-JUST-HAD-A-BABY-NURSING-DRESS. HEEEEE. SRY.)

And the quote says, ...dressed in tailored flight suits of gray electrotex, a nanoweave material better known for its opalescent luster and outrageous cost than its effectiveness as an all-purpose armor. AND THAT'S IT. D:

I have a few ideas (material-wise and crap), but I'm not sure I want to go with them. Anyone have any ideas? Other than, "HAY A GRAY JUMPSUIT!" Heeehehe. And yeah, speaking of "It's a Tenel Ka costume, therefore I must attempt it..." I finally found good fabric for YJK TK! NOW THAT I'M ALMOST A DECADE TOO OLD. But you know, I don't care, I'll do it anyways. MUAH.

ALSO, DC/TK IS THE NEW OTP. SRUS BIDNEZZ.

Also also, the urge to make TK and Jacen icons that say MILF and DILF -- it overwhelms me. Why have I not done it before? D: And if they are out there already, why haven't I seen them? *opens photoshop*


P.S. Remember this post? About Jacen and Snakes on a Plane? There is something coming soon on my journal that will take that crack and multiply it by like twenty. This is just a warning, to you know, give you time to duck and cover. D: