incoherency follows the beep.

*beeeep*


SOMEONE GOT THE SEASON 3 SUPERNATURAL DVDS ALREADY. AND RIPPED THE GAG REEL. AND IT IS FUCKING DELICIOUS. XD

"SON OF A BEEEAAAAAIIITCCCH~" -- and of course the montage of Zoolander faces. <333

"OPEN THE DOORS, LET 'EM ALL IN. THEN WE FIGHT. LIKE MEN IN TIGHTS."

THE "I LOVE YOU" MONTAGE WILL GIVE THE WINCEST FANGIRLS SO MUCH. D:

dklsfjklajsdfjks dfjd Dean: "I miss your musk." HAHAHAHAHA

They are such dorks and I love it. XD

2:02 TO 2:50 IS THE GREATEST SET OF THINGS EVER OH MY GOD. I PAUSED IT AND DIED. Also, Jared walking down the street like a fucking supermodel. SWEET SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHHA~ THE HAIR FLIP. <3333333 "I GOT A LINE, YOU MORON."

and omg them dancing at 3:15

:LDFLKSDLFKJSKFJD JENSEN'S DRAMATIC PRAIRIE DOG KJDFJJFK:J

AND WHAT THE HELL, "YOU CAN DO ME IN THE MORNING YOU CAN DO ME" HHJDFSH

http://community.livejournal.com/supernatural_tv/1590619.html

WAAAAAATCH! BEST EIGHT MINUTES EVER. DORKS. XD


EDIT: OH MY GOD DEAN STICKING THE STAKE IN HIS EAR AND SAM GOING "YESSSSS" WHAT KLFSJDK

SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST LOVE ME. Apparently the crap set-in-L.A.-instead-of-NYC/real gangs remake of The Warriors ISN'T HAPPENING ANYMORE. :D AWWWWWW. Now if people would just keep their gross, grubby, unoriginal mitts off of Clue and Legend and Labyrinth (I wouldn't be opposed to a film of Return to Labyrinth though, but you have to get Bowie), then the world might be a better place.

SAM WINCHESTER IN THE SUPERNATURAL SEASON 4 PREMIERE. HE IS SO GIANT AND SAUCY.

I've decided I think Stephen King should write the next Star Wars book. Chewbacca gets buried in a special cemetary on some backwater planet where he COMES BACK TO LIFE AND STARTS KILLING PEOPLE. Then the ghosts of Anakin and Jacen harass their sister until SHE COMMITS SUICIDE. Han and Leia and Allana go to find the mysterious mystery of the Falcon and end up in some sprawling building on Fondor where HAN GOES BATSHIT AND TRIES TO KILL LEIA AND ALLANA WHILE ALLANA IS TALKING TO HER FINGER AND CROAKING REDRUM. Jacen's ghost YAMMERS ENDLESSLY IN TENEL KA'S HEAD AND THEN TENEL KA GETS MAULED BY SOME FREAK-JACEN-SOLO SUPPORTER. Tenel Ka gets Allana back and they meet Kyp Durron who is this older gentleman and they totally get all cozy with each other until TENEL KA GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY HER SUBJECTS AND KYP IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. Zekk, Jacen, Anakin and Raynar go on an overnight trip out in the woods to GO SEE A DEAD BODY.

Oh oh oh and we can't forget -- the Jedi Academy has an event where 100 younglings have to walk for as long as possible and not fall under 4mph over three times or else they get SHOT IN THE HEAD. IT'S A PART OF THEIR TRAINING, YOU GUYS (Kyle Katarn = the Major).

Yes sir. YES SIRRRRRRR.

Also, when Michael Phelps/Cullen Jones/Jason Lezak/Garrett Weber-Gale did the whole gold medal thing on the 400m freestyle, did anyone else think Phelps was totally screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAH!!!111"...? I was thinking, "LOL ARE YOU KICKING THE SMACK-TALKING FRENCH ALAIN BERNARD BACKWARDS INTO THE POOL OR WHAT?"

So the new cd by The Faint is pretty hot. It took a couple listens to get into it but I would definitely have to say "Forever Growing Centipedes", "The Geeks Were Right" and "Fulcrum and Lever" are my three favorite tracks -- the last of which will give me nightmares forever. XD And the lyrics to "The Geeks Were Right" are totally love. <333 Heeehe~

HAHAH. SUPERNATURAL SEASON 3 GAG REEL:

"The panel wrapped up with a sneak peak of the gag reel that will be on Supernatural's season 3 DVD (to be released later this year). It will no doubt be worth a look -- if only to witness Ackles' spot-on reenactment of the YouTube sensation Dramatic Prairie Dog."

NICE, JENSEN~ <3

sdkjfklasjdk and these EW.com portraits of people from Comic-Con. I adore the ones of Bryce Dallas Howard (<3!), Ed Wright/Simon Pegg/Jessica Hynes (the look on Simon's face = LOVE), Samuel L. Jackson (DUH), Emily Blunt/Benicio del Toro (SO CUTE), Keanu Reeves/Jennifer Connelly (THAT WOMAN IS SO AMAZING AND WTF SHE NEVER AGES) -- also, the Race to Witch Mountain one with Carla Gugino and TEH ROCK is the absolute cutest thing ever, he looks like a puppy dog. XD ALSO ALSO ALSO COREY FELDMAN. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS. LOVE IT.

YOU GUYS, Mr. Rogers simply PWNZ. 15 things everyone should know about Mr. Rogers.

I LOVE THIS: According to a TV Guide piece on him, Fred Rogers drove a plain old Impala for years. One day, however, the car was stolen from the street near the TV station. When Rogers filed a police report, the story was picked up by every newspaper, radio and media outlet around town.

Amazingly, within 48 hours the car was left in the exact spot where it was taken from, with an apology on the dashboard. It read, "If we'd known it was yours, we never would have taken it."

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. XD

JARED AND JENSEN = SO CUTE LOL

Jensen: "Little...?"
Jared: "Well, big for you."

Jared and Jensen can do no wrong.

(That first picture... holycrapguhasjkjdksljdkas. I love in the second one how Jared is like JACEN SOLO LOL JUST FEELING THE FLORA HERE.)

Also, WET J&J.

Watched lots of Get Smart and 21 Jump Street tonight. It was brilliant. XD

SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.

I wrote Jacen/Tenel Ka (also, zomg Allana) post-LotF mush. I couldn't help it. :|

( LOL Jacen is limping like House. )

YAY, or something. XD

KLFDJKSFDJ I LOVE THIS SONG. I forgot how much I loved it.

Aaaaand SUPERNATURAL GUSHING.

Since I was too tired to gush last night after watching all the teevees...

SAM AND DEAN SINGING BON JOVI.

YES. They sound so horribly cheesy and doofy and DARLING and that's why it's so AMAZING. XD

Also, Bobby's line: "Family doesn't end with blood, boy." Totally made me all "CUTE! :(!" Plus all the moments with Sam and Dean just being all brotherly. As well as Sam's crying at the end for Dean, of course (oh my god and Dean yelling out for Sam when he was all strung up with the hooks in his skin KJFKJFDFAKLSKAIOWIEA). Those boys sure did act the shit out this episode hard.

I was also surprised at how graphic they got with Dean's hellhound attack -- and that last shot.

Duuuuuuuuuuude. I really hope Sam starts using his Crazy Ass Demon Sith OMG OMG Powers like MAD next season.

OH AND THE PART AT THE BEGINNING WHERE DEAN SEES SAM'S FACE GO ALL BATSHIT AND DEMON??? That was the first time an episode of this show ever SCARED THE CRAP OUT ME. sjdkfjaksjd IT WAS LIKE SAM TOOK A TRIP TO SILENT HILL. DDDDD:

LOL DEAN CALLING RUBY "OUR SLUTTY LITTLE YODA~"

Jared and Jensen are totally acting the shiz out of this episode.

(Sam's hair is looking exceptionally yay tonight. XD)


EDIT: DEAN AND SAM SINGING BON JOVI. AHHAHAHAHHA YESSS <333333333

So I mentioned the Winchesters in the last entry and I had youtube open and that led to Supernatural youtube fun. I know I've said this all the damn time since season one (holy crap, I really have been doing this song and dance forever --- and then again when the evil!Sam episode aired: SAM = JACEN?) ----- but Dean and Sam = Anakin and Jacen Solo.

S&D's funniest moments:
.. 1:30 - "I'm not Scully, you're Scully~"
.. 1:40 - Sam watching porn, kills me everytime. Also, the subsequent porn scenes. "WERE YOU USING MY COMPUTER? OH REALLY? CAUSE IT'S FROZEN ON BUSTYASIANBEAUTIES.COM."
.. 2:33 - Hangover!Sam <3
.. 4:51 - Dean: "HE FULL-ON OBI-WANNED ME."
.. 5:12 - Dean: "You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows out of their ass." --- Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

dslkjfkalsdjfkjasdf OMG!: EVIL!SAM. "CLOSER" by NINE INCH NAILS. YESSSS. YESSSSSSSSSS. HOT HOT EVIL!JARED PADALECKI. A big yes to this for using all kinds of old school evil!Sam too -- as well as SEX!SAM. :D (LOLOLOLOL on "I wanna fuck you like an animal" with footage of SAM. AND MADISON THE WEREWOLF. IN BED. Wait, banging animals! SAM = JACEN SOLO???//) --- dude, 4:35 when Sam stalks up to the end of the dock after shooting Dean. I LOVE IT. THE HAIR AND THE SNEER. 4:53 - 4:56 = Total Caedus moment, yo.

Another awesome Evil!Sam video. Jump cuts to all the awesome parts of that episode (plus kickass parts from old, old episodes -- bloody mary! <3). Security camera footage of the murder, Sam being angry and dirty and I NEED TO WATCH THIS EPISODE AGAIN.

If the Solo boys were on Earth, they would be the age-reversed Winchesters. BEST SHOW EVER. XD

YAY THE WINCHESTERS MADE ME SMILE TODAY.

Ah, now that I've beaten the shit out of like a billion things on GTA -- I THINK I CAN BREATHE AGAIN.

IN ADDENDUM TO THE INVINCIBLE SPOILERS.

( Major INVINCIBLE SPOILER Note on Dragon*Con costumes! And also other Invincible thoughts, kind of lololololololol. )


Random cosplay note: HEY CROSSPLAYERS~! Anyone know where I can get a good wig that looks like boy hair for a Jacen costume? I always see short wigs but they look way too girly. D: I'm not sure how to go about getting the boy hair. I still want to do a Traitor!Jacen costume. XD

This is the best episode of Supernatural ever.


I love the bleep out of Sam and Dean's "oh fuck me~" and "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" with the little Ghostfacers skull. XDDDD

Jensen Ackles totally wins --

Buddy TV: Another question from someone, who I just have their screen name, and it's JAcklesObsessed. You know they're a hardcore fan.

Jensen: That's actually my mother. Or Jared.

Heeeehehehehehehehhehehhhhehheheheheehehe.

Also, late congrats to Jared and Sandy for getting engaged (SO CUTE)~ <3 XD

WARNING: Nasty fangirly rant ahead! I mean NASTY!

Dude, I am so sick of little Supernatural fangirls whining cause Reaper is taking SN's timeslot for a few weeks. SUPERNATURAL HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FOR A FOURTH SEASON, LET REAPER GET SOME LOVE AND STFU. I effing hate when people say the shows are OH SO alike and EXACTLY THE SAME. "OMG THEY EVEN NAMED THE MAIN CHARACTER SAM. WHAT A RIPOFF!!1"

Are you kidding me? Yeah, because Sam is SUCH A RARE NAME. And you know, a drama with some comedic moments about two brothers going around the nation hunting/killing/doing whatever to demons and so on is EXACTLY THE SAME as a comedy with some drama about a dude whose parents sold his soul to the devil and he and his friends (who work at a Home Depot-like store) have to deal with bad/lost/escaped souls from hell every week (with things such as a dustbuster or a toaster). OH MY GOD, THEY'RE FUCKING IDENTICAL. SOMEONE CALL THE CW AND LET THEM KNOW!

A poster on IMDB said it the best on the Supernatural board in the "Reaper sucks!" (*here is where I eyeroll*) thread:

Personally I find the Supernatural or Reaper arguments silly. Why not both? A vote against Reaper will only get you more reality shows and teen soap opera crap that I, for one, won't watch. Those shows won't make CW look any more valid or diverse. Wouldn't you rather have a similar themed show keeping Supernatural's spot warm or would you rather One Tree Hill sitting there? So how bad does Reaper really look now?

AMEN TO YOU. Someone also quoted it and said, "Word." I agree wholeheartedly. Not to mention half these little tramps probably haven't even seen one episode of Reaper because OMG THEY R SEW BOYCOTTING IT~!~!11112121 WE LUV GOSSIP GIRL INSTEAD~~!~!`1

So SN is already getting a fourth season. Reaper is not sure of a second yet, so just back off and give it a damn chance instead of badmouthing it and whining that repeats of Supernatural aren't on? I'M SURE YOU HAVE THE DVDS, YOU CAN WATCH THOSE -- OR WATCH THE EPISODES ONLINE IF YOU JUST CAN'T STAND YOUR PANTIES STAYING DESERT-DRY FROM WINCHESTER-WITHDRAWAL FOR LONGER THAN A WEEK.

DO YOU REALLY WANT MORE SHOWS LIKE PUSSYCAT DOLLS PUSSYLICIOUS OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED? SERIOUSLY?

(Sock's 10 reasons to watch Reaper! XD I heart Sock, but I heart Ben more. Also, what is this about Ben's MYSTERY LADY? I am also a fan of how number 2 is: "Ray Wise's teeth. Need I say more?" And man, JOSE MILLER killed me last night, as did Ryan -- WITH AN ADDED UMLAT. "It was my idea.")

Don't let this show get cancelled like Arrested Development, Meadowlands and Halfway Home, CW. I will cry. D:

And then after that I will come after you with pitchforks. Burning, fiery pitchforks of rage, bitches.


P.S. Ray Wise (The Devil) makes a much cooler badass mofo than the Yellow Eyed Demon/Ruby/Bela/Meg/whoever the hell else couldn't cut it. SORRY. Ray Wise just pwnz all. The only thing that comes close to the awesomeness of Reaper's Satan is Evil!Sam (also Gordon and Hendrickson -- which they took care of and we're left with GIRL POWER ugh). EVIL!SAM AND REAPER!SATAN SHOULD TEAM UP.

Alright, that was the second best episode of Supernatural ever -- next to Born Under a Bad Sign.

Determined!Sam was gorgeous and how could you not love, "SAM WINCHESTER CRIES DURING SEX!" I choked on my water when they shared that sentence and coughed for like the next five minutes.

So yes, determined!Sam is second hottest only to Demon/Evil!Sam. Good lord, when he was pulling out that bullet and stitching himself up I about died. I must find screenshots of the battle-hardened, Deanless Sammy. (And dude, ya'll know I was like, "LOL CAEDUS!" when Jared pulled Sam's "LET'S GO SLAUGHTER AN INNOCENT, WOO!")



(AND:

"Did it look cool like in the movies?"

"... no, you peed yourself."

HAHAHAHA <3)



Also, I love the Hapes Cluster.

Arabanth, Charubah, Dreena, Gallinore, Hapes, Kavan, Lorell, Maires, Olanjii, Reboam, Relephon, Selab, Terephon, Thrakia, Ut & Vergill. Really.

I BET THE HOTTEST SUITORS COME FROM UT. It also makes you wonder what the other 47 planets are named.

I love how last week's episode of Supernatural made everyone love Ruby even more and this week's made everyone hate Bela even more and I couldn't feel anymore opposite on the matter. The more I see Ruby, the more her snotty 12-year-old actin' ass pisses me off (don't call me bitch! waiii! -- Dean is just calling it like it is, dear) and the more I see Bela, the more I find myself cackling with her and rooting for her to piss off the boys somehow. Cause they are so darling when they get flustered.

Ruby's supar-big-sekritt spill in the last episode did nothing for me concerning her, I don't feel sorry for her and I still roll my eyes everytime she comes on. But last night, when Sam and Dean shared their, "........... aw crap" moment when they realized they had to call Bela, I will admit there was a little squee. I also loved Sam's little dirty dream, of course. And the fact that he was drooling horribly when he woke up from it. Also, when Bela took off her coat in front of Dean and Sam got so tense he looked likes he was gonna shatter into a billion little lusting boy pieces. Classic. XD

She just seems like an elegant, classy total effing bitchstain and I love her for it. Ruby just seems like the obnoxious little sister that everyone kept trying to pass Jo off as. Plz to be bringing Jo and Ellen back, thx.

I am a big squeeball for people on the Bioshock IMDB board talking about the possibility of a movie and trying to come up with taglines for it:

"No Gods or Kings here. Only Men."
"Come on in, would you kindly?"

Would you kindly would totally have to be in the tagline.

I NEED TO GO PLAY BIOSHOCK AGAIN. :O Actually, I need to work on my Little Sister costume. Heh.

So this is the best Sam Winchester picspam ever. Because he is the hottest when he has his mouth hanging open and he is catching flies. You know, with anyone else I would laugh, but with him it's hot. D:

Spent today on the couch again, half asleep and watching tv. I need to call the doctor again. Ugh.

I am amazed by the number of Gladiator shows there were in other countries. Awesome. XD

AHAHAAHAH upcoming Supernatural stuff -- it looks really good.

[EPISODE 3.13] Eric Kripke: "We also have a great Groundhog day episode coming up. Sam basically wakes up every day and it's the same day and Dean dies at the end of every single day. It's actually quite funny. Dean dies maybe 10 different ways on camera, and off camera, maybe he dies 200 different ways. Sam doesn't go through just three or four Tuesdays, he goes through something like 150 Tuesdays."

[GENERAL THINGS] Eric Kripke: "There's a fun [post-strike episode] where we bring back the Hellhounds, the bumbling ghost hunters back from Season 1. The whole show is an episode of their reality show. So we're shooting an entire show on hand-held video Blair Witch-style. Like when X-Files did their episode of Cops. It's our loving tribute to Ghosthunters on Sci Fi."

Poor Sam is gonna pee his pants out of fright everytime Dean dies. CLASSIC.

Oh snap ya'll. kairchan posted a video (THANK YOU FOR POSTING OMG) and I think I just died a billion fangirly little deaths. Said video. Do you spy those gloves and that jacket and that hair? YES. And supposedly it takes place a year after RE:4 -- so hopefully Ashley Skank Graham won't be in it, but Leon will still be his snarky, amazing, I-would-totally-hit-that self.

So does anyone remember the Barbie music casette tapes from like 1991? Where Barbie was singing and shit? Yeah, I had the song "Shy Boy" stuck in my head all effing day today. Thanks Barbie. You bitch. I listened to that nonstop along with my Minnie N' Me casette tape.

Here are some effing adorable picture galleries from Vanity Fair for you. Pin-up actresses (Isla and Hayden look so cute <3)! Film Noir photoshoot - OMG I LOVE THESE PICTURES SO MUCH -- Abigail Breslin! Anjelica Huston! Jennifer Connelly (LOOKS AMAZING IN THAT INTERROGATION SHOT)! Amy Adams! James Franco! Also, the shot of Judi Dench and Helen Mirren make them look like such criminals - I love it. The one of Kate Winslet and Helen Mirren is awesome as well. AND JACK NICHOLSON AT THE END. <3 EEEEEEE. (The outtake of Kate Winslet pimping Ed Norton = Heheeheh <3)

And you know who is amazingly hot all the time and I want to hug her to death - Ziyi Zhang. She is stunning. Her and Gong Li are two of the most gorgeous actresses ever.

oh oh oh I can't forget about the Hollywood's Next-Gen Men gallery! Zac Efron! Henry Cavill! Paul Dano! Charlie Cox! KEVIN ZEGERS! <3

I think I'm gonna go take another nap now. My stomach hurts. It has hurt since yesterday morning and I'm not sure why. D:

Oh Sam Winchester. How you amuse me. heart. XD

(And oomogmgomgomgogmogm hooottttttttt.)

Last night's episode was so cute -- especially the ending and the flashbacks to the Weechesters. ;-; And the Winchester's tied up wasn't bad either.

(BUT THE FINGERNAIL MADE ME CRINGE. EWWWWWWW. I can't even look at the screenshot without my stomach turning. ksdjfksj the two bottom rows. JKFHDJDA FDEWWW.)


EDIT: Now I am comparing the Jared and Thomas icons on my last two entries and can't click away from the screen dksfjasdjfds hotoverload. D:


EDIT 2: Comparing season one Sam Winchester with season three Sam Winchester is amusing as well. XD

This is some classy shit right here.

Hahaha, high profile actress, riiiiight. Hahaha, giving the name of another Supernatural guest-actress (a much hotter one and a better actress, BTW) when the cops ask your boozed up ass who you are/how old you are.

This makes me dislike Ruby even more -- yeah, yeah, I know, the character/actress have nothing to do with each other. Except I will always see her now as a boozed up girl in a car giving the name of another actress to the cops to try to cover her drunk ass. No thx. D:

Other than that, Gordon kicked ass tonight.

LOL, I love how suddenly everyone hates the shit out of Heroes. Except me. Monica = love. But wtf are they doing with Sylar and why isn't he dead yet (he hasn't done anything except look menacing and kill a loser stoner boy) and Mohinder needs to wear some damn pants and man up. He is the bitch of every relationship he is in. Matt/Mohinder. HRG/Mohinder. The Haitian Sensation is still amazing and hot and he doesn't even have to say anything. Mmmmmm.

In other TV news, I think Supernatural is kind of slacking so far this season. Sorry. D: The boys are still good, even though Dean being a whore in the first couple episodes was like ugh. I like Bela enough, but shit, Ruby man, every line that comes out of her mouth is like a bratty twelve-year-old. I don't give a damn what she is -- demon, angel, human, cockroach -- she is pretty much a poor man's Meg and she is grating on my nerves. SO SRY EVRY1. Hopefully she starts talking like a normal person soon and shapes up. Tonight's episode looks pretty good though. Hehe.

I feel the need to participate in NaNoWriMo, but every month is like HAY WRITE LOTS!!1 for me. I have a 90,000+ word story just completed a little while back. And a 50,000+ word story almost done, along with a damn 20,005 word story staring me in the face and telling me to finish it. So why am I debating on starting another story? D: Plus, the NaNoWriMo website always goes too slow for me since there's a billion people on it all at once during November SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?

SUPERNATURAL SEASON THREE. EPISODE FIVE. (SPOILERS!)

SANDY! OMG OMGOMOMG OTP. Haha, he is a total giant compared to her. LOL Jared pointing a gun at his girlfriend wtf. They = so cute. XD