YOU GUYS I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE! :D
In other animation news, The Clone Wars has a rating of 18% on Rotten Tomatoes and placed third in the box office on it's opening weekend. Hahaha, I should feel bad cause I'm a Star Wars fan. But I don't. Trying to milk me for money with something we've pretty much already seen in an era I've lost all interest in -- plus making the Expanded Universe more of a place to LOL WHAT? HAHAH at than it has ever been (which is really hard to do) -- I think on my FAVORITE FANDOM LIST OF FANDOMY THINGS, Star Wars has moved down a couple places.
You know, cause it needs to make room for real stories and storytellers taking place in eras and times I give a shit about with characters I actually like who don't die for really lame and lazy reasons (redemption for a family member? what the hell is that? EVEN THOUGH FOR VADER IT WAS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT). Fandoms like Bioshock (2 and movie, WHAT), Silent Hill (Silent Hill: Homecoming!) and Stephen King (Just Past Sunset and Under the Dome!). Oh man, but Stover still owns it. He's like holding Star Wars up by himself on the fandom list here. That's a big pile of crap to hold up too.
I mean, Star Wars was on one of the movie channels a couple weeks ago and I was like, "UGH, HAN AND LEIA YOU GUYS EFFING SUCK IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE PARENTING CLASSES OR SOMETHING. OH GOD THERE GOES BOBA FETT INTO THE SARLACC PIT WHERE HE REALLY SHOULD'VE DIED." So yeah, thanks LotF for doing that to one of my favorite movies. :(
That's not to say I completely disown it though. I mean, there are still things I like. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyle Katarn, Kyp, Lando, Republic Commando (the game), Knights of the Old Republic, Battlefront, Dark Forces, The Outlander Club (I would spend all my time in there), Hapes, Nar Shaddaa, Coruscant, Dathomir, Luke Skywalker (in the movies), Chew-effing-bacca, Nightsisters, Traitor, Star by Star, the Strike Team, Darth Caedus (kind of, I guess), Allana, that chapter of The Joiner King, Tenel Ka's arm, Taryn and Trista Zel -- and of course Jacen Solo, when he was still a make-sense type of character. Also, Jacen Solo in a skirt (Vector Prime). Not to be confused with Questionably Clothes-less Jacen Solo (Traitor) and Vong Robeskin + Amphistaffs Jacen Solo (also Traitor -- come on, Stover knows where it's at).
See, there are things I still like. But this post-LotF stuff and all this Clone Wars crap just has me = "WAIT, THERE'S NEW STAR WARS NEWS? I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, SORRY."
P.S. HEY. PERSONA 4. DECEMBER 9TH. MAKING GLASSES SEXIER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE! :D
The glasses, given by Kuma, play an important role in the game, and allow the party to see through the heavy mist inside Mayonaka TV and decrease stamina loss. Apparently Kuma himself does not need a pair. The pistol-like Evokers of Persona 3 are replaced by tarot cards, which the main characters shatter in order to summon their respective Personas.
I kind of think the glasses are sexier than the evokers. I guess they look sexier than shooting yourself in the head. XDDDD (ksjdklafjskjd JFKKSDFJFKJ YOSUKE HANAMURA'S GLASSES~) Also, Yosuke Hanamura is totally following in the footsteps of Chris/Reiji, Eikichi, Heat, Narumi and Junpei. SEXY.
Haha, another tangent to my P.S., in Digital Devil Saga -- I am in Manipura. I forgot how much I love the music in this game, and I also forget that Jinana's Atma is on her ass. So every time they cut to her ass I'm like, "WHAT? ASS IN MY FACE? ... oh yeah." (AND OH MAN I FORGOT HOW HOT BAT IS.)
I kind of want a small Atma tattoo (I like Heat's and Argilla's). Or a Bioshock tattoo (omg like one of THESE! :D). Nothing huge and obvious, but it might be fun. And it's not like scratching a name or something on your skin that will be like, "EW WHY DOES IT SAY THIS ON ME?" in the future.
P.S.S. I DIDN'T KNOW MICHAEL PHELPS WAS THE MERMAN IN ANNIE LEIBOVITZ'S LITTLE MERMAID/JULIANNE MOORE SHOT! HE IS REALLY PART FISH, FOR REAL. D:
In other animation news, The Clone Wars has a rating of 18% on Rotten Tomatoes and placed third in the box office on it's opening weekend. Hahaha, I should feel bad cause I'm a Star Wars fan. But I don't. Trying to milk me for money with something we've pretty much already seen in an era I've lost all interest in -- plus making the Expanded Universe more of a place to LOL WHAT? HAHAH at than it has ever been (which is really hard to do) -- I think on my FAVORITE FANDOM LIST OF FANDOMY THINGS, Star Wars has moved down a couple places.
You know, cause it needs to make room for real stories and storytellers taking place in eras and times I give a shit about with characters I actually like who don't die for really lame and lazy reasons (redemption for a family member? what the hell is that? EVEN THOUGH FOR VADER IT WAS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT). Fandoms like Bioshock (2 and movie, WHAT), Silent Hill (Silent Hill: Homecoming!) and Stephen King (Just Past Sunset and Under the Dome!). Oh man, but Stover still owns it. He's like holding Star Wars up by himself on the fandom list here. That's a big pile of crap to hold up too.
I mean, Star Wars was on one of the movie channels a couple weeks ago and I was like, "UGH, HAN AND LEIA YOU GUYS EFFING SUCK IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE PARENTING CLASSES OR SOMETHING. OH GOD THERE GOES BOBA FETT INTO THE SARLACC PIT WHERE HE REALLY SHOULD'VE DIED." So yeah, thanks LotF for doing that to one of my favorite movies. :(
That's not to say I completely disown it though. I mean, there are still things I like. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyle Katarn, Kyp, Lando, Republic Commando (the game), Knights of the Old Republic, Battlefront, Dark Forces, The Outlander Club (I would spend all my time in there), Hapes, Nar Shaddaa, Coruscant, Dathomir, Luke Skywalker (in the movies), Chew-effing-bacca, Nightsisters, Traitor, Star by Star, the Strike Team, Darth Caedus (kind of, I guess), Allana, that chapter of The Joiner King, Tenel Ka's arm, Taryn and Trista Zel -- and of course Jacen Solo, when he was still a make-sense type of character. Also, Jacen Solo in a skirt (Vector Prime). Not to be confused with Questionably Clothes-less Jacen Solo (Traitor) and Vong Robeskin + Amphistaffs Jacen Solo (also Traitor -- come on, Stover knows where it's at).
See, there are things I still like. But this post-LotF stuff and all this Clone Wars crap just has me = "WAIT, THERE'S NEW STAR WARS NEWS? I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, SORRY."
P.S. HEY. PERSONA 4. DECEMBER 9TH. MAKING GLASSES SEXIER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE! :D
The glasses, given by Kuma, play an important role in the game, and allow the party to see through the heavy mist inside Mayonaka TV and decrease stamina loss. Apparently Kuma himself does not need a pair. The pistol-like Evokers of Persona 3 are replaced by tarot cards, which the main characters shatter in order to summon their respective Personas.
I kind of think the glasses are sexier than the evokers. I guess they look sexier than shooting yourself in the head. XDDDD (ksjdklafjskjd JFKKSDFJFKJ YOSUKE HANAMURA'S GLASSES~) Also, Yosuke Hanamura is totally following in the footsteps of Chris/Reiji, Eikichi, Heat, Narumi and Junpei. SEXY.
Haha, another tangent to my P.S., in Digital Devil Saga -- I am in Manipura. I forgot how much I love the music in this game, and I also forget that Jinana's Atma is on her ass. So every time they cut to her ass I'm like, "WHAT? ASS IN MY FACE? ... oh yeah." (AND OH MAN I FORGOT HOW HOT BAT IS.)
I kind of want a small Atma tattoo (I like Heat's and Argilla's). Or a Bioshock tattoo (omg like one of THESE! :D). Nothing huge and obvious, but it might be fun. And it's not like scratching a name or something on your skin that will be like, "EW WHY DOES IT SAY THIS ON ME?" in the future.
P.S.S. I DIDN'T KNOW MICHAEL PHELPS WAS THE MERMAN IN ANNIE LEIBOVITZ'S LITTLE MERMAID/JULIANNE MOORE SHOT! HE IS REALLY PART FISH, FOR REAL. D:
- Mood:
awake - Music:"dance or die" - family force 5
So now along with the cat bills that are still on my credit card (significantly lower than a couple months ago, but still there), now my car is being a punk and I have to get at least $700 worth of work done on that. More if certain parts don't cooperate while they're fixing it. So I have a feeling that once I get back from D*C I will be making lots of stuff (more than usual) for the shop of doom and putting lots of junk on ebay.
I DO NOT LIKE BEING IN CREDIT CARD DEBT. :|
Aaaaaaand I might or might not have started work on a Zekk fanmix. It's somewhere between The Everafter and HEY! A Jacen Solo Musical. Meaning I'm not getting all serious and going for passages and quotes and stuff, but I'm also not making it as cracktastical as the latter. But it's very angry and dirty so far. Also, it's not full of lameass "OH JAINA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" songs. Cause that's not worth his time.
Also, it's been months since the book came out so I can say it quite openly now: Jacen Solo is dead and Zekk is missing. Thanks Legacy of the Force finale for getting rid of my two favorite Star Wars males and rendering my favorite female absolutely worthless. :| And thanks LotF for bringing back Bore-ba Fett and Admiral Dulla. The GFFA just got so much more awesome. :| x infinity.
If Zekk winds up dead (which we better damnshidafjshjd find out his fate in the MF book or I will stab something and possibly someone. Or multiple someones) then him and Jacen can have Force Ghost Make Out Sessions.
... with Anakin. And Ganner.
... yeah, I said it. (Did you expect anything different from me? Really?)
Kyp Durron will feel left out. QUICK, SOMEONE KILL HIM TOO. And since Tenel Ka is worthless now since Jacen is gone and the Crap Sol-Ho Parental Units have Allana, I'm pretty sure she will be assassinated in the near future FOR MUCH DRAMATIC EFFECT OH NO ALLANA HOWEVER WILL YOU COPE YOU STRONG, STRONG LITTLE SOLO CHILD. D:
So Tenel Ka can join the FGMOS too. (Force ghost Jacen/Tenel Ka/Zekk = ot3? ... FG Ganner/Jacen = OTP? ...FG Anakin/Zekk = OTP? FG TENEL KA/LUSA = OTP? TENEL KA/MARA = OTP? ... FG JACEN/MACE = OTP??????? THEIR NAME TOGETHER WOULD BE JACE. OR MACEN. XDDDDDDD
MACEN. YESSSSSSSS.)
Haha, I am quickly losing interest in the Star Wars characters still living. Let's see. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyp and Kyle Katarn. And I guess Allana, even though she's being brought up by BEST 'RENTS EVAR and therefore will turn into an obnoxious self-entitled twit just like the rest of them. So yeah. We'll go with four characters. Oh wait, Taryn and Trista even though they will never, ever be heard from again. SO YEAH. FOUR.
No no, I'm not salty about this still. No way. :|, again.
(Jerell making fun of Kenley's laugh was so much win tonight -- "CAH CAH CAH CAH CAAAAAH~" ROFL. <3333333)
I DO NOT LIKE BEING IN CREDIT CARD DEBT. :|
Aaaaaaand I might or might not have started work on a Zekk fanmix. It's somewhere between The Everafter and HEY! A Jacen Solo Musical. Meaning I'm not getting all serious and going for passages and quotes and stuff, but I'm also not making it as cracktastical as the latter. But it's very angry and dirty so far. Also, it's not full of lameass "OH JAINA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" songs. Cause that's not worth his time.
Also, it's been months since the book came out so I can say it quite openly now: Jacen Solo is dead and Zekk is missing. Thanks Legacy of the Force finale for getting rid of my two favorite Star Wars males and rendering my favorite female absolutely worthless. :| And thanks LotF for bringing back Bore-ba Fett and Admiral Dulla. The GFFA just got so much more awesome. :| x infinity.
If Zekk winds up dead (which we better damnshidafjshjd find out his fate in the MF book or I will stab something and possibly someone. Or multiple someones) then him and Jacen can have Force Ghost Make Out Sessions.
... with Anakin. And Ganner.
... yeah, I said it. (Did you expect anything different from me? Really?)
Kyp Durron will feel left out. QUICK, SOMEONE KILL HIM TOO. And since Tenel Ka is worthless now since Jacen is gone and the Crap Sol-Ho Parental Units have Allana, I'm pretty sure she will be assassinated in the near future FOR MUCH DRAMATIC EFFECT OH NO ALLANA HOWEVER WILL YOU COPE YOU STRONG, STRONG LITTLE SOLO CHILD. D:
So Tenel Ka can join the FGMOS too. (Force ghost Jacen/Tenel Ka/Zekk = ot3? ... FG Ganner/Jacen = OTP? ...FG Anakin/Zekk = OTP? FG TENEL KA/LUSA = OTP? TENEL KA/MARA = OTP? ... FG JACEN/MACE = OTP??????? THEIR NAME TOGETHER WOULD BE JACE. OR MACEN. XDDDDDDD
MACEN. YESSSSSSSS.)
Haha, I am quickly losing interest in the Star Wars characters still living. Let's see. Tenel Ka, Zekk, Kyp and Kyle Katarn. And I guess Allana, even though she's being brought up by BEST 'RENTS EVAR and therefore will turn into an obnoxious self-entitled twit just like the rest of them. So yeah. We'll go with four characters. Oh wait, Taryn and Trista even though they will never, ever be heard from again. SO YEAH. FOUR.
No no, I'm not salty about this still. No way. :|, again.
(Jerell making fun of Kenley's laugh was so much win tonight -- "CAH CAH CAH CAH CAAAAAH~" ROFL. <3333333)
- Mood:
tired - Music:"spit it out (alexander kowalski remix)" - i am x
GUYS. I THINK I COMPLETELY MAXED OUT MY NERD-O-METER FOR THE DAY!
I GOT ME A BLADE IN THE MAILZ TODAY.
(LOL, do you like my [sytycd]stank face[/sytycd]?)

Stupid sun, must go down so that you get the--
( FULL EFFECT OH SNAP~ )
Muahahah, I didn't even get out of my work clothes before I began nerding. Maybe I should go do that now. D:
I GOT ME A BLADE IN THE MAILZ TODAY.
(LOL, do you like my [sytycd]stank face[/sytycd]?)

Stupid sun, must go down so that you get the--
( FULL EFFECT OH SNAP~ )
Muahahah, I didn't even get out of my work clothes before I began nerding. Maybe I should go do that now. D:
- Mood:
bouncy - Music:"no excuses" - alice in chains

LOL okay. Usually I have my suitcase and a shoe bag for Dragon*Con. Lots of my costumes have thin or no shoes this year. So I have a feeling it will be a suitcase and a prop bag.
So on the left we have the three Long Walk numbers, which will be recycled this year, the boy scout pack (which will be used for both my Peter McVries costume and Ashley's Gordie LaChance costume), the little box on top of that is my CANDY CIGARETTES (<3333!) for Chris Chambers (since ew real cigarettes D:), the gold tiara for Maid Marian, the belt/canteen/pouch for Peter McVries, the shovel for Lisey Landon, the bloody yellow afghan square for Lisey Landon (I LOVE YOU EMILY <333), TENEL KA LIGHTSABER OMGOMGOMGOGM, the bloody axe for Ashley's Annie Wilkes costume, the GHETTOBLASTER for the Zel twins and then at the bottom is my ADAM needle for my Little Sister. This pile is missing the crazy flower garland for the Lisey costume.
ALSO.
( THIS TOOTH. IN THE HAND ON THE ARM I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FOR THE COSTUME. )
BECAUSE 34 DAYS. :O
- Mood:
giddy - Music:"why london?" - eskobar
Darth Vader's SUPAR SEKRITT apprentice holds his lightsaber like I always imagined Tenel Ka to hold hers in a fight. THIS MEANS THEY ARE RELATED.
*fanfictions*
Looks like Kriff This! will becoming more of a general board (but not too general -- Star Wars crack is and always will be the board's MAIN LIFE FORCE LOL). SO SOMETHING (or lots of things) AWESOME NEEDS TO BE ON THE LOGO. WHAT SHOULD IT/THEY BE?
(OMG WHO WANTS TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD WITH ME? OGOGMOMSFOGMSFOGJSDIFJDJFKLSD :OOOOOO)
*fanfictions*
Looks like Kriff This! will becoming more of a general board (but not too general -- Star Wars crack is and always will be the board's MAIN LIFE FORCE LOL). SO SOMETHING (or lots of things) AWESOME NEEDS TO BE ON THE LOGO. WHAT SHOULD IT/THEY BE?
(OMG WHO WANTS TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD WITH ME? OGOGMOMSFOGMSFOGJSDIFJDJFKLSD :OOOOOO)
- Mood:
out of it - Music:E3 special on G4 XD
I'm gonna post the first part of the Star Wars/Bioshock crossover/mash-up thing here soon, so I figure this post is needed for anyone who is into the Star Wars: EU (post-RotJ) and has no idea what the hell a Bioshock is. I would do one of these for the Star Wars aspect of the story too, but there's really nothing Star Wars-specific to it. If you've read the EU, you'll know these characters and their traits. If you haven't then it'll just be like a cracktastical Bioshock fanfiction, complete with crack, wtf moments and more crack. :D
Just a short little intro of many yays to TEH UNDERWTAER WOLRD OF BOISHOCK. XD
( BIOSHOCK INTRODUCTION/GLOSSARY. )
BUT HERE IS MYCAST LIST DRAMATIS PERSONAE, LOL. Well, okay, not really. Just characters in/mentioned in the story.
And I mean some of these are characters who are only even just mentioned once -- and their Star Wars counterparts. I just had to make a list of Star Wars counterparts. MUAHAHAHAH~
Alana Dooley Soloman (Allana)
Andrew "Andy" Soloman (Anakin Solo)
Drake (Droekle)
Ezekiel/"Zeke" (Zekk)
Isaak (Isolder)
Jackson Fellows (Jagged Fel)
Jane Soloman (Jaina Solo)
Jase Soloman (Jacen Solo)
Karen Wells (Taryn Zel)
Kip Durant (Kyp Durron)
Kristin Wells (Trista Zel)
Louie (Lowbacca -- "Lowie")
Raymond Thurston (Raynar Thul)
Tanith Kendall Dooley (Tenel Ka Djo)
Teneil Dooley (Teneniel Djo)
Victoria "Torry" Tela (Tahiri Veila)
(EEEHEHEHE, TENEL KA THE REDHEAD WITH HER IRISH LAST NAME. XD)
So I'll start posting this shiz like tomorrow or something. Something something.
Just a short little intro of many yays to TEH UNDERWTAER WOLRD OF BOISHOCK. XD
( BIOSHOCK INTRODUCTION/GLOSSARY. )
BUT HERE IS MY
And I mean some of these are characters who are only even just mentioned once -- and their Star Wars counterparts. I just had to make a list of Star Wars counterparts. MUAHAHAHAH~
Alana Dooley Soloman (Allana)
Andrew "Andy" Soloman (Anakin Solo)
Drake (Droekle)
Ezekiel/"Zeke" (Zekk)
Isaak (Isolder)
Jackson Fellows (Jagged Fel)
Jane Soloman (Jaina Solo)
Jase Soloman (Jacen Solo)
Karen Wells (Taryn Zel)
Kip Durant (Kyp Durron)
Kristin Wells (Trista Zel)
Louie (Lowbacca -- "Lowie")
Raymond Thurston (Raynar Thul)
Tanith Kendall Dooley (Tenel Ka Djo)
Teneil Dooley (Teneniel Djo)
Victoria "Torry" Tela (Tahiri Veila)
(EEEHEHEHE, TENEL KA THE REDHEAD WITH HER IRISH LAST NAME. XD)
So I'll start posting this shiz like tomorrow or something. Something something.
- Mood:
crazy - Music:"37mm" - a.f.i.
So it's a little more than three paragraphs and pretty much only makes sense if you know what happens in the LotF series, but wow. I am suddenly a fan of writing Zekk and Tenel Ka like nasty masterminds. Also, the mental image of them lounging around in the gardens is just hot. I don't know what it is. I think it's all the green mixed with all that black/gray/copper. And touchy-feely Zekk. D:
( Especially those two selfish twin children of Han and Leia. )
THE SANDLOT IS ON. <3 "FOREVER. FOREVER. FOOOORRREEEVVVEEERRR."
( Especially those two selfish twin children of Han and Leia. )
THE SANDLOT IS ON. <3 "FOREVER. FOREVER. FOOOORRREEEVVVEEERRR."
- Mood:
giggly - Music:i love this movie.
I have decided something. And this is how it will always be in my head now. Always.
Tenel Ka and Zekk were sick of getting screwed and totally not respected by the MOST POPULAR FAMILIES (LOL S/S) IN THE GALAXY so they plotted together to bring them down. Anakin Solo and the trip to Myrkr -- those were only the start.
Tenel Ka and Zekk continued to get into Jacen and Jaina's heads, respectively -- until Tenel Ka drove Jacen to the Dark Side by having a child that he had to FIERCELY PROTECT TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY and Zekk continued to make Jaina confused over which boy she wanted to take to the movies that weekend until she took out her anger and frustration on her twin brother.
This drove both of the Solo kids to murder other members of their family aka the Solo/Skywalker clan. This also, of course, made the whole family a bunch of emo, whiny, annoying bitches.
Suddenly Zekk goes "missing" (this was his plan all along, you see)...
And With Isolder and Jacen gone and Allana being taken care of by Han and Leia...
This leaves Zekk and Tenel Ka together on Hapes. He's not really missing, he's just hanging out in the Fountain Palace gardens on a bunch of cushions getting fed the GFFA equivalent of grapes by handmaidens with Tenel Ka casually resting her head on his stomach and going over Royal Shit on datapads. And then of course they sleep together at night, in more ways than one. *winkwinknudgenudge*
So yeah, everyone = "OH SHIT, ZEKK WENT MISSING. WE MUST FIND HIM."
Zekk and Tenel Ka on Hapes: "LOL, losers."
And all the tabloids are like, "SOLO/SKYWALKER CLAN GONE MAD?" And the Queen Mother and the Lost One know their work here is mother-effing done.
Lumiya who? Caedus what? Alema? Tahiri? LAWD NO, it was Tenel Ka and Zekk all along!
This is how Legacy of the Force ended for me.
(I smell like three paragraph extremely short and to the point fanfiction somewhere. And I'm going to find that bitch and type it up.)
Tenel Ka and Zekk were sick of getting screwed and totally not respected by the MOST POPULAR FAMILIES (LOL S/S) IN THE GALAXY so they plotted together to bring them down. Anakin Solo and the trip to Myrkr -- those were only the start.
Tenel Ka and Zekk continued to get into Jacen and Jaina's heads, respectively -- until Tenel Ka drove Jacen to the Dark Side by having a child that he had to FIERCELY PROTECT TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY and Zekk continued to make Jaina confused over which boy she wanted to take to the movies that weekend until she took out her anger and frustration on her twin brother.
This drove both of the Solo kids to murder other members of their family aka the Solo/Skywalker clan. This also, of course, made the whole family a bunch of emo, whiny, annoying bitches.
Suddenly Zekk goes "missing" (this was his plan all along, you see)...
And With Isolder and Jacen gone and Allana being taken care of by Han and Leia...
This leaves Zekk and Tenel Ka together on Hapes. He's not really missing, he's just hanging out in the Fountain Palace gardens on a bunch of cushions getting fed the GFFA equivalent of grapes by handmaidens with Tenel Ka casually resting her head on his stomach and going over Royal Shit on datapads. And then of course they sleep together at night, in more ways than one. *winkwinknudgenudge*
So yeah, everyone = "OH SHIT, ZEKK WENT MISSING. WE MUST FIND HIM."
Zekk and Tenel Ka on Hapes: "LOL, losers."
And all the tabloids are like, "SOLO/SKYWALKER CLAN GONE MAD?" And the Queen Mother and the Lost One know their work here is mother-effing done.
Lumiya who? Caedus what? Alema? Tahiri? LAWD NO, it was Tenel Ka and Zekk all along!
This is how Legacy of the Force ended for me.
(I smell like three paragraph extremely short and to the point fanfiction somewhere. And I'm going to find that bitch and type it up.)
- Mood:
giddy - Music:"firesuite" - the doves
I know it's like months after I said I would do it -- BUT I FINALLY GOT IT DONE. And thank you muchly muchly much to
rurouni_jedi for letting me use her EFFING GORGEOUS TENEL KA FANART.
http://www.echuta.net/tk -- new layout! :O
And OH MY GOD, The Long Walk is still the best book ever. <3
"Yeah, yeah, stuff like that," Abraham agreed. "I'd forgotten about that stupid snuff question. I just zipped along, bullshitting in good order, you know, and I come to this essay about why I feel qualified to participate. I couldn't think of a thing. So finally some bastard in an army coat strolls by and says, 'Five minutes. Will everyone finish up, please?' So I just put down, 'I feel qualified to participate in the Long Walk because I am one useless S.O.B. and the world would be better off without me, unless I happen to win and get rich in which case I would buy a Van Go to put in every room of my manshun and order up sixty high-class horrs and not bother anybody.' I thought about that for a minute and then I put in parenthesis: '(I would give all my sixty high-class horrs old-age pensions too.)' I thought that would really screw 'em up. So a month later -- I'd forgotten all about the whole thing -- I get a letter saying I qualified. I damn near creamed my jeans."
LOVE IT.
I love when people join the Long Walk fanlisting and pick a character no one has picked yet and put in the notes section something to the extent of, "I like them all, but I picked [INSERT WALKER HERE] cause no one has picked them as their favorite yet and that makes me feel bad."
so cute. XD (AND DO YOU SEE HOW POPULAR PETER MCVRIES IS ON THE FANLISTING? YESSSS! HEEEEART~~~ He is so amazing. <333)
http://www.echuta.net/tk -- new layout! :O
And OH MY GOD, The Long Walk is still the best book ever. <3
"Yeah, yeah, stuff like that," Abraham agreed. "I'd forgotten about that stupid snuff question. I just zipped along, bullshitting in good order, you know, and I come to this essay about why I feel qualified to participate. I couldn't think of a thing. So finally some bastard in an army coat strolls by and says, 'Five minutes. Will everyone finish up, please?' So I just put down, 'I feel qualified to participate in the Long Walk because I am one useless S.O.B. and the world would be better off without me, unless I happen to win and get rich in which case I would buy a Van Go to put in every room of my manshun and order up sixty high-class horrs and not bother anybody.' I thought about that for a minute and then I put in parenthesis: '(I would give all my sixty high-class horrs old-age pensions too.)' I thought that would really screw 'em up. So a month later -- I'd forgotten all about the whole thing -- I get a letter saying I qualified. I damn near creamed my jeans."
LOVE IT.
I love when people join the Long Walk fanlisting and pick a character no one has picked yet and put in the notes section something to the extent of, "I like them all, but I picked [INSERT WALKER HERE] cause no one has picked them as their favorite yet and that makes me feel bad."
so cute. XD (AND DO YOU SEE HOW POPULAR PETER MCVRIES IS ON THE FANLISTING? YESSSS! HEEEEART~~~ He is so amazing. <333)
- Mood:
giddy - Music:"anemone" - l'arc~en~ciel
On a completely random note -- I am writing a Jacen/Tenel Ka short story that is a crossover with Bioshock. And by crossover I don't mean "LOL SANDER COHEN MEET JACEN SOLO! WHERE AM I?! WHAT IS THIS SILLY PELLET SHOOTING GUN?" I mean, I am sticking these two into Rapture and just running with it like they've been on Earth all their lives. It might kind of be in the same oddly disconnected vein as Jagula, Dr. Zekkyll, Lowzilla and the Phantom of Carida -- but in a more serious (and vintage-1940's pervy <3) kind of way.
Their names in the story? Tanith Kendall and Jase Soloman. YES.
(This is also in addition to Jase's siblings, twin sister Jane and little brother Andrew. MOOHAHAHAHA~)
STAR WARS/BIOSHOCK = OTP.
I never realized how fun it is to write them in a setting that's not LOL BLASTERS AND LIGHTSABERS AND THE FORCE IN YOUR FACE LIGHT AND DARK YAY WAR ALL AROUND US ALL THE TIIIIME!!!1111 Also,Jacen Solo Jase Soloman saying "fuck this" = LOL YES. And you know I will totally insert little jokes into it pertaining to the canon SW storyline. Like skirts. And animals. And Jaina's harem. And the missing arm.
I'm also kind of mixing up the canon (haha like it's not effed enough already by putting them in Rapture) --
Basically the Soloman's (Han and Leia) sent their kids Jase, Jane and Andrew (Jacen, Jaina and Anakin) down to Rapture (the Academy) because they are "gifted" (have the Force) and they thought the kids would fit in good with Andrew Ryan's vision of LOL AWESOMENESS. But the children end up following their own paths: Jase delivers food (hottest delivery boy ever) and smuggles stuff from the surface, Jane dances at a burlesque joint and Andrew guts fish for a living (Jacen goes absolutely batshit, Jaina loves her some boys and... more boys and Anakin uh, dies). So see, it's just like canon! Parents let kids go crazy! :D
Oh oh oh, and Andrew swipes a Telekinesis plasmid so the brothers get to have some fun pretending they have the Force.
I LOVE THE DIRTY SOLOMAN CHILDREN. XD
(OH AND NOW ANOTHER IDEA WHERE JASE AND TANITH HAVE ALANA [see, I totally just took out an extra L] AND THEY THREATEN TO TURN HER INTO A LITTLE SISTER AND JASE LOSES HIS SHIT AND KILLS LOTS OF PEOPLE.)
Their names in the story? Tanith Kendall and Jase Soloman. YES.
(This is also in addition to Jase's siblings, twin sister Jane and little brother Andrew. MOOHAHAHAHA~)
STAR WARS/BIOSHOCK = OTP.
I never realized how fun it is to write them in a setting that's not LOL BLASTERS AND LIGHTSABERS AND THE FORCE IN YOUR FACE LIGHT AND DARK YAY WAR ALL AROUND US ALL THE TIIIIME!!!1111 Also,
I'm also kind of mixing up the canon (haha like it's not effed enough already by putting them in Rapture) --
Basically the Soloman's (Han and Leia) sent their kids Jase, Jane and Andrew (Jacen, Jaina and Anakin) down to Rapture (the Academy) because they are "gifted" (have the Force) and they thought the kids would fit in good with Andrew Ryan's vision of LOL AWESOMENESS. But the children end up following their own paths: Jase delivers food (hottest delivery boy ever) and smuggles stuff from the surface, Jane dances at a burlesque joint and Andrew guts fish for a living (Jacen goes absolutely batshit, Jaina loves her some boys and... more boys and Anakin uh, dies). So see, it's just like canon! Parents let kids go crazy! :D
Oh oh oh, and Andrew swipes a Telekinesis plasmid so the brothers get to have some fun pretending they have the Force.
I LOVE THE DIRTY SOLOMAN CHILDREN. XD
(OH AND NOW ANOTHER IDEA WHERE JASE AND TANITH HAVE ALANA [see, I totally just took out an extra L] AND THEY THREATEN TO TURN HER INTO A LITTLE SISTER AND JASE LOSES HIS SHIT AND KILLS LOTS OF PEOPLE.)
- Mood:
giggly - Music:judge joe brown LOL
OH-EFFING-KAY! I have pulled out all the stops and am using songs I have been hoarding from other fanmixes to put on this one. Therefore, this is my most emo fanmix, by far, that I have ever had the awesome fangirly opportunity to put together. And I have everything on this bitch from Deadsy to Gnarls Barkley to I AM X to Masashi Hamauzu to the Smashing Pumpkins to P.O.D. to Anberlin (EVEN CRISS ANGEL LOLOLOLOL) -- SONG HORDING SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE LOTF SERIES! :D
I have slaved madly on this one, picking each song carefully and piecing them together to form the perfect crazy trip through the events concerning them in this odd little series -- from the song "Red" with it's lilting and childlike kaleidoscope of absolute and utter emo-depression for Tenel Ka and Allana to "Sleep Sweet" for Jacen's message through the Force to Tenel Ka -- this fanmix is MAH BABY. <3
Aaaaaand it pretty much makes me bawl everytime I put the playlist on my zune. Especially when it hits the line you're not the one I used to know in "Gone to Your Head." D:
So I hope there are some EU fans out there who will download the two discs, take a listen and appreciate this whack-ass musical journey and stuff. J/TK = OTP4EVA AND SHIT, REPRESENT.
BEWARE OF TEH INVINCIBLE SPOILERAGES. AND THE IMAGE HEAVY GOING ONS (also omg yay bryce and jared XD).
( Remember that dignity is valuable, but our lives are valuable too. )
PHEW. That was draining. :(
I have slaved madly on this one, picking each song carefully and piecing them together to form the perfect crazy trip through the events concerning them in this odd little series -- from the song "Red" with it's lilting and childlike kaleidoscope of absolute and utter emo-depression for Tenel Ka and Allana to "Sleep Sweet" for Jacen's message through the Force to Tenel Ka -- this fanmix is MAH BABY. <3
Aaaaaand it pretty much makes me bawl everytime I put the playlist on my zune. Especially when it hits the line you're not the one I used to know in "Gone to Your Head." D:
So I hope there are some EU fans out there who will download the two discs, take a listen and appreciate this whack-ass musical journey and stuff. J/TK = OTP4EVA AND SHIT, REPRESENT.
BEWARE OF TEH INVINCIBLE SPOILERAGES. AND THE IMAGE HEAVY GOING ONS (also omg yay bryce and jared XD).
( Remember that dignity is valuable, but our lives are valuable too. )
PHEW. That was draining. :(
- Mood:
busy - Music:"true romance" - she wants revenge
Today I realized my contract with Cingular was over a couple months ago and now I'm on a month to month thing. This is awesome, because this means I can get the eff off of Cingular-- oh sorry, AT&T, and go on another service. I really dug Virgin Mobile when I had it, so I might switch back to that. I never really talk on my phone too much. If anything, I use it to text more.
There was a topic on a message board about the nerdiest thing you had ever done was. This made me think about the question for myself. There's the costumes and the websites and stuff, sure. But nerdiest? I think I would have to go with this:
( It's like a banner of geekiness that always comes with me. )
NOW THAT I HAVE SHARED WITH YOU MY DEEPEST, MOST NERDTASTICAL THING EVER, I shall... uh, do something.
Aaaaand ( Here is a mini rant on Jacen, Tenel Ka and Invincible. )
I've decided that I didn't really like the series as a whole. None of the books really stood out to me -- I'm gonna have to go with Tempest as my favorite. Only because the cover is hot. And that's pretty bad when I have to go on the covers. Wait, I also like all the little fun things Denning always interjects into the stories. BUGSLUT. Invincible wins second for the cousins. Fury wins third for Zekk going all odd and gray and out of it concerning the Force.
But I can't nerd out over LotF like I did with other books like the NJO and even the DN books -- not to mention the YJK series and all the awesomely-cheesy-amazing Bantam books where there could be LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT LOTS OF KILLING.
Buuuuuuuuuh~
There was a topic on a message board about the nerdiest thing you had ever done was. This made me think about the question for myself. There's the costumes and the websites and stuff, sure. But nerdiest? I think I would have to go with this:
( It's like a banner of geekiness that always comes with me. )
NOW THAT I HAVE SHARED WITH YOU MY DEEPEST, MOST NERDTASTICAL THING EVER, I shall... uh, do something.
Aaaaand ( Here is a mini rant on Jacen, Tenel Ka and Invincible. )
I've decided that I didn't really like the series as a whole. None of the books really stood out to me -- I'm gonna have to go with Tempest as my favorite. Only because the cover is hot. And that's pretty bad when I have to go on the covers. Wait, I also like all the little fun things Denning always interjects into the stories. BUGSLUT. Invincible wins second for the cousins. Fury wins third for Zekk going all odd and gray and out of it concerning the Force.
But I can't nerd out over LotF like I did with other books like the NJO and even the DN books -- not to mention the YJK series and all the awesomely-cheesy-amazing Bantam books where there could be LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT LOTS OF KILLING.
Buuuuuuuuuh~
- Mood:
tired - Music:"shelter me" - bob mould
I kind of hate the Solo family.
( Yeah, I finished Invincible. And this is my review. :| )
And mark my words. If that darling brat starts calling those two "Mommy" and "Daddy" in any future book, I am so far out of this shit it's not even funny. D:
Props also to the new best Jacen Solo joke in the history of ever: "What's the difference between a lightsaber and a glowrod? A lightsaber impresses girls!"
YES. LOOOOOOOVE. <3
Final words on the series: It's like the whole galaxy just got Rickrolled. Seriously.
( Yeah, I finished Invincible. And this is my review. :| )
And mark my words. If that darling brat starts calling those two "Mommy" and "Daddy" in any future book, I am so far out of this shit it's not even funny. D:
Props also to the new best Jacen Solo joke in the history of ever: "What's the difference between a lightsaber and a glowrod? A lightsaber impresses girls!"
YES. LOOOOOOOVE. <3
Final words on the series: It's like the whole galaxy just got Rickrolled. Seriously.
- Mood:
exanimate - Music:"shelter me" - bob mould
So today was a totally lazy today and I did pretty much nothing. Usually my mom and I will go out shopping and putz around or whatever but today we just sort of sat around and watched TV and stuff. And it was really nice outside and sunny and breezy and this laziness of ours ended when I brought up costume pictures. I blabbed to my mom what I was talking about and she was basically like, "GO GET ALL COSTUMIZED, LET'S GO OUTSIDE!!11"
Cause you know, I've told myself for a couple years now that I would get pictures of some sort of Tenel Ka costume WHEN NOT IN THE ATLANTA MARRIOTT MARQUIS, ATLANTA HYATT OR HYATT CRYSTAL CITY.
So there are pictures of me as Tenel Ka on the hill in front of my house. Hehehehe~
The bolero didn't really want to cooperate but I GIVES A DAMN. Also, there's like three braids in my hair. I can't do the ALL-OVER braid thing. It looks effing amazing in drawings and just doesn't work on hair that's NOT A DRAWING.
And for every good picture -- there was one of me being a dumbass. Of course.
( YJK TK COSPLAY! I RHYMED. And a couple Tempest cover TK for good measure! TOOL TIME WITH TENEL KA. Bet you didn't know she trained with TYRA BANKS. )
And that is how I celebrated Star Wars Day. :P
Cause you know, I've told myself for a couple years now that I would get pictures of some sort of Tenel Ka costume WHEN NOT IN THE ATLANTA MARRIOTT MARQUIS, ATLANTA HYATT OR HYATT CRYSTAL CITY.
So there are pictures of me as Tenel Ka on the hill in front of my house. Hehehehe~
The bolero didn't really want to cooperate but I GIVES A DAMN. Also, there's like three braids in my hair. I can't do the ALL-OVER braid thing. It looks effing amazing in drawings and just doesn't work on hair that's NOT A DRAWING.
And for every good picture -- there was one of me being a dumbass. Of course.
( YJK TK COSPLAY! I RHYMED. And a couple Tempest cover TK for good measure! TOOL TIME WITH TENEL KA. Bet you didn't know she trained with TYRA BANKS. )
And that is how I celebrated Star Wars Day. :P
- Mood:
nerdy - Music:"stop machine" - brandtson
- Mood:
gloomy - Music:"the behavior explains" - the brothers martin
So I was looking through some of the old LotF books and NJO books and stuff (fanfiction purposes, fanmix purposes, etc.) and I was reading the first chapter of Inferno again.
Now we know why Jacen looks so pissed off in the picture this icon was made from. Because that is a picture of Mara's funeral and the night before the funeral was the first chapter of Inferno -- in which Jacen Solo was totally cockblocked. BY HIMSELF.
Jacen is being a dirty spy on Tenel Ka who is trouncing around her quarters in her undergarments (...so she was standing in her underclothes.), he comes out of his little dark hiding corner, checks her out (...then let his gaze slide down her body.) -- which she welcomes, by the way -- and then she basically throws herself at him, apologizes cause she realizes they're both kind of horny when they should be thinking about BEING SAD -- then he BEGINS TALKING POLITICS. THIS IS A MISTAKE. POLITICS ARE A TURN-OFF. ESPECIALLY GFFA ONES.
He tries to get the groove back:
Tenel Ka: "So you only came here to warn me that the Galactic Alliance is about to collapse?"
Jacen: "Well, that's not the only reason." *grins and cocks an eyebrow -- and yes, the terminology here is "cocked an eyebrow"*
Tenel Ka: "This is no times for jokes, Jacen. Your timing is worse than when we were teenagers."
More talking ensues, she gets a little pissed and then:
Tenel Ka took him by the arm and started him toward the door.
Aaaaaaaand the next day he attends his aunt's funeral, where he should be feeling guilty about what he did to her -- but he's too busy scowling about his self-given case of blue balls.
SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX. *thumbs up*
Now we know why Jacen looks so pissed off in the picture this icon was made from. Because that is a picture of Mara's funeral and the night before the funeral was the first chapter of Inferno -- in which Jacen Solo was totally cockblocked. BY HIMSELF.
Jacen is being a dirty spy on Tenel Ka who is trouncing around her quarters in her undergarments (...so she was standing in her underclothes.), he comes out of his little dark hiding corner, checks her out (...then let his gaze slide down her body.) -- which she welcomes, by the way -- and then she basically throws herself at him, apologizes cause she realizes they're both kind of horny when they should be thinking about BEING SAD -- then he BEGINS TALKING POLITICS. THIS IS A MISTAKE. POLITICS ARE A TURN-OFF. ESPECIALLY GFFA ONES.
He tries to get the groove back:
Tenel Ka: "So you only came here to warn me that the Galactic Alliance is about to collapse?"
Jacen: "Well, that's not the only reason." *grins and cocks an eyebrow -- and yes, the terminology here is "cocked an eyebrow"*
Tenel Ka: "This is no times for jokes, Jacen. Your timing is worse than when we were teenagers."
More talking ensues, she gets a little pissed and then:
Tenel Ka took him by the arm and started him toward the door.
Aaaaaaaand the next day he attends his aunt's funeral, where he should be feeling guilty about what he did to her -- but he's too busy scowling about his self-given case of blue balls.
SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX. *thumbs up*
- Mood:
peaceful - Music:"embryo" - dir en grey
Aaaaaaaaaaaaandd...
( Under this cut I react to MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR INVINCIBLE SPOILERS. )
I tried to leave any trace of reaction outside of the cut since however I reacted would be considered a spoiler.
...and that's that.
AND: where are the japanese covers of this series, PLEEEEEEEEASE? :D
I'm gonna go spend my weekend killing everything in Grand Theft Auto IV now.
( Under this cut I react to MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR INVINCIBLE SPOILERS. )
I tried to leave any trace of reaction outside of the cut since however I reacted would be considered a spoiler.
...and that's that.
AND: where are the japanese covers of this series, PLEEEEEEEEASE? :D
I'm gonna go spend my weekend killing everything in Grand Theft Auto IV now.
- Mood:
blank - Music:"violent god" - the william blakes
INVINCIBLE DP. ALSO A POSSIBLE UNCONFIRMED SPOILER. Unconfirmed meaning so far only one person supposedly has the book so no one can back them up yet. D:
( ONE JEDI KNIGHT! LOL I'M SO FUNNY~ )
( ONE JEDI KNIGHT! LOL I'M SO FUNNY~ )
- Mood:
anxious - Music:... "no sex for ben" - the rapture (WHAT ELSE?)
LOLOLOLOLOL -- I love you,
rurouni_jedi. Your explanation is far more coherent than mine would be. XD
Project Runway was so kickass tonight, because as much of a little bitch Christian is sometimes, his outfits are all sorts of hot.
And I really need to finish my Little Sister costume. I hope the ADAM needle works out because right now it's kind of in pieces but if it works then I'm gonna love it to death and never let it go. XD
(LOL PELLAEON, "LITTLE VADER" -- OMG OMG OMG XD)
( And here is the one Revelation spoiler I am kind of excited for ZOMG! )
Project Runway was so kickass tonight, because as much of a little bitch Christian is sometimes, his outfits are all sorts of hot.
And I really need to finish my Little Sister costume. I hope the ADAM needle works out because right now it's kind of in pieces but if it works then I'm gonna love it to death and never let it go. XD
(LOL PELLAEON, "LITTLE VADER" -- OMG OMG OMG XD)
( And here is the one Revelation spoiler I am kind of excited for ZOMG! )
- Mood:
giggly - Music:"new jack" - justice


